DuckTales Theme Song
Posted by ePlus on 18 February, 2008 at 23:11 pmDuckTales baby! Ooohh YEAH! Check out these theme songs in different languages. Just make sure you have that volume all the way up!!!
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Archive for February, 2008
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Obama Inspiring Response To ‘Just Words’ Clinton Critique
Posted by ePlus on 17 February, 2008 at 17:59 pmAwesome speech by Barack Obama. Just awesome. I hope he wins… 
HOW TO Receive RSS Feeds from nokitel.co.uk
Posted by ePlus on 13 February, 2008 at 0:28 am
I have covered this before but that was for an old version of Firefox and this time I am going to include a RSS reader, "Snarfer" for those who do not use Firefox or just simply want an independent client.
Sony Ericsson’s XPERIA X1
Posted by ePlus on 12 February, 2008 at 0:28 amWhen I saw photos of this new phone my knees went weak - this got me excited!
After moving from traditional phones such as the Nokia 6230 and the Nokia 6300 to the Blackberry 8120 Pearl I am not attracted to smart phones. You can do so much with a smartphone than any other normal mobile out there.
Though in all fairness I haven’t made the most out of my Blackberry due to being a cheap ass and not getting the contract Blackberry Internet Service I am basically only missing out on having email redirected to my Blackberry. And shit, what a shame that is as I enjoy reading death threats and being accused of being racist! Yeah, people actually seem to think that I am a racist because I posted some photos of some niggaz being photoshoped, if that is even possible! 
Fuck The Police? Literally Or Theoretically?
Posted by ePlus on 11 February, 2008 at 23:31 pm
Image © www.foulmouthshirts.com
According to a British daily newspaper the Daily Mail is saying that police officers are having difficulties in fighting crime… Well fuck me, I think it is time to call on Capitan Obvious here. Let’s look at the problem a little closer shall we?
- Police raid house of a 12 year old kid and arrest him because he was in a scuffle at school.
- Police arrest innocent people who defend their own home when fuckwit burglars strike because the burglar COMPLAINED that he/she was injured!
- Police officers spend too much doing shitty not-so-important paper work that keeps them inside rather than outside. GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE and gain trust from the public!
- Police officers’ son throws football into neighbours garden for the gazillionth time. Neighbour keeps football until kid apologizes. Officer dad calls officer friends to go around neighbours house and arrest him for theft. Nice one going there officer SHITFACE
- TWO police vans and another car (in total 6 officers) are required for a fight in a nightclub between two faggots. Shit, 6 police officers WTF is this a shootout? Machetes were pulled out? People became butchers or something? WAY OTT!
February Movie Highlights
Posted by ePlus on 10 February, 2008 at 22:25 pm
RAMBO
First of all - FUCK YEAH!! - Now back to business, even the plot outline spoils the movie in my opinion so I am not going to post it. The less you know about a movie which just contains action, violence, killing, badass character, more killing and just pure (did I mention?) ACTION!
You just have to go and see this movie, I’ve been waking up with a hard-on this month and it wasn’t because I needed a piss, it was because RAMBO is screening on the 22nd! On the 22nd I will be there, first row, centre, GIZZING!!!! OMG *goes ‘n cries* 
More Info:
IMDb
Release Date: 22 February 2008 UK (I know it already screened in USA)
Trailer:
Apple - automatic HD link. Make sure you view the 720p Trailer 1b (on the right hand side). Yes that is the 97MB download!
The Bank Job
“Based on one of the biggest crimes in British history, a group of unseasoned criminals are lured into a heist, thinking they are going to rip off the safety deposit boxes of some of London’s wealthiest citizens. Instead, they are unknowing recruits on a top-secret mission to steal photos of a Royal princess who was snapped in some compromising situations.”
Classic British movie crime/action/thriller movie with that unique British comedy flavour and to top it all off Jason Statham is in it as well which will make it an enjoyable amusing watch! What more do you want?!
More Info:
IMDb
Release Date: 28 February 2008
Trailer:
YouTube
Jumper
“A genetic anomaly allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers this gift has existed for centuries and finds himself in a war that has been raging for thousands of years between “Jumpers” and those who have sworn to kill them.”
People jumping through portals, different worlds, different places all futuristic and just awesome. Plus to add the icing on the cake Samuel Jackson is it which makes it a badmotherfucking movie and there are no snakes going through any portals either ! Definitely check out the trailer in HD.
More Info:
IMDb
Release Date: 14 February 2008
Trailer:
YouTube
The Bucket List
“Two terminally ill men (Nicholson and Freeman) escape from a cancer ward and head off on a road trip with a wish list of to-dos before they die.”
Not only I am going to watch this because Jack Nicholson is it, but also because I want to see what crazy shit they do before they die. I will obviously have my notepad out to make notes just in case there are some stuff that I would do before I hit the sac. But by the time I am going to be 100 and something they will already have cloning solved and re-generation, I’m not worried!
More Info:
IMDb
Release Date: 15 February 2008
Trailer:
YouTube
There Will Be Blood
“A story about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered around a turn-of-the-century prospector in the early days of the business.”
Saw the trailer, liked it. It is about oil and I bet it has something we can all relate to even though it is set in the 19 something Western days were everyone was riding horses or using steam trains.
Nevertheless looks really good with 8 Oscar nominations, another 31 wins and some other 33 nominations. I am sure that with all of those nominations there is something to be learned form this movie…
More Info:
IMDb
Release Date: 15 February 2008
Trailer:
YouTube
Top 1000 Hits Of The Last 30 Years
Posted by ePlus on 10 February, 2008 at 18:49 pmThrough my searches on the intertubes I came upon a page where you can download the hits from the last 30 or so years. So go and get yourself a download manager, I recommend Orbit it is free and doesn’t come with any bulk bullshit. I use it, so it must be good! And to make things EVEN easier get the FlashGot addon for your Firefox.
Then right click on one of the links on
http://ahn.50webs.com/music.html and select download all. And wait…. And wait more…. At least 3GB of songs there, so it will take some time. Once it has finished downloading replace the .jpg file extension to .mp3 and voila, it works!
If you don’t see the .jpg or .mp3 file extensions on the files on your computer open up My Computer then go to Tools >> Options >> View >> untick the box which says Hide extensions for known file types and you’re done!
Now you can’t say I don’t give you anything. Thanks me later bitchezzz….
The Negotiator 2.0
Posted by ePlus on 7 February, 2008 at 23:05 pm“Shpigler The Shark” teaches Yahoo how you negotiate that deal with Microsoft! 
The Hi5 Generation
Posted by ePlus on 6 February, 2008 at 19:38 pmHi5… I don’t even know why I am bothering to write about this, it is bad enough I get shitty requests installing various lame applications on Facebook such as “What Condom Are You?”, “You have a Your Sex IQ? invitation” and other brain cell killing applications. Just FUCK OFF!
What pisses me off with these dumbass applications is that when you load up that girl that you are always gizzing when you see her and you want to check out those photos of her posing drunk last weekend hugging a toilet, you have to wait half an hour for her profile page to load up because the dumb slut has so many applications installed it slows down your browser to a crawl, slower than a fucking snail going uphill on prozac! And you are trying to close that window, swearing and cursing wishing it would hurry the fuck up…
As if you wanted in the first place to see how many hugs she has received or what flavour condom she is. WHO GIVES A FUCK?! Fuck - it just pisses me off that majority (99.9%)of people on Facebook have the IQ of hamster…
Back to Hi5, well what can I say about this. Facebook and MySpace are for Americans, UK and other more upmarket countries with less slutty users and Hi5, Bebo and other half as good social websites are practically bride.ru. You go there see which chick tickles your tastes and you say three intelligent words to her and BAM - she’s yours.
I just got a link to a profile page of a chick on Hi5. Well what can you expect. Is like a market on there, which one can sell herself better and be more explicit but too explicit to get her pictures deleted.
I saw photos…. Fuck it, I’ll share some with you along with a small description of what I think that is happening in the photo:
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MuscleTech Nitro-Tech Hardcore & Cell-Tech Hardcore
Posted by ePlus on 5 February, 2008 at 0:47 am
So I have received my MuscleTech products (Nitro-Tech Hardcore & Cell-Tech Hardcore) for my bodybuilding hobby that I have been doing for the past nearly coming up to one year now.
I don’t usually post anything regarding working out. Why would I want to teach losers how to look good? Only kidding… NOT! First of all you have to have your confidence up high and do not give a fuck about what people say about you regarding if your fat/skinny/ugly/dwarf/hobbit/albino or if you look like a werewolf that didn’t finish changing. Then you worry about looking good physically!
So anyway back on topic, after saving a LOT of money on these products I am going to test them out and see if they really do put on some muscle. I am staying away for anything that fucks around with the testosterone, human-growth-hormone (HGH) or anabolic. All natural for me baby! I don’t need to me monstrously hulk big with a dick of a baby pickled cucumber thank you!
The two main products are as mentioned above Nitro-Tech Hardcore which is basically some badass protein (so they claim) that the size of the protein molecules (or something) is made smaller by 7500 times to get into your blood system quicker and therefore to your muscles faster to repair those ripped fibres that you have just raped doing that sic bench press.
The second one is Cell-Tech, this is basically still, some badass creatine that makes your muscles HUGE (so they claim) by getting into your muscles quicker and some other ways of doing shit. Just read on their website ForFuckSakes, saves me re-witting it here.
To me it does make logical sense that not the quantity but the quality of the protein matters, before getting these products I was always getting whey protein that had plenty of protein grams per 100 grams. So now with these products I will see if quality is definitely better than quantity.
From the 4lbs (2kgs) of each product that I have should last me about 2 months and by then maybe I can see some results as they claim that you can put pounds in less than two weeks. Let’s see how much I can put on! 
