Bum fights
Posted by ePlus on 13 May, 2005 at 0:42 am
I just noticed that a lot of hits to the blog are coming from search engine websites that people have had used to search for “happy slaps” and “happy slapping”, and similar things. Let me ask you something:
WHY?
Now that everyone hasn’t got anything better to do than to come on here and download those videos I put the links up for let’s move on onto the next rant.
As you may have noticed the heading pretty much gives it away. A quick search on
Google brought up a few results. The first one is, none the less
Bumfights.com. What a suprise, _g_ I wasn’t expecting that to appear there. Now lets begin a quick analysis of the website. First of all they offer for sale DVD’s, and other merchandise such as T-shirts, hats, etc. All of the things which dumb people waste their money on. As if theyre cool when going out wearing a T-shirt saying Bumfights.com. It would be funny if actually a bum beat the shit out of the guy wearing that T-shirt. Id cry with laughter and Id film it. Then start my own website and name it Bums-Fight-Back.com. Pretty good idea eh? Now back to the analysis of the website. So they are selling DVDs and other shit interestingly enough. Now lets see what it says on the front page:
After years of filming, four arrests, and seven felony charges, Bumfights has well earned its reputation as the greatest ruckus video series ever produced. You’ll see real bums trade blows on the streets, chick fights, bum stunts, sick pranks, crime caught on tape, crackheads, street fights, supermodelAngela Taylor, and hands down the rawest, most core ruckus ever filmed. Already illegal in some countries, this is the video series the U.S. Congress tried to ban. Worldwide, Bumfights has established itself as the hardest, rawest, most hilariously shocking video series on the planet. Love us or hate us, these images will stay with you for life!
So, first things first they brag about the shit they do. “After years of filming” - after years of filming poor, homeless people fight each other for money so that they can live to the next day and bragging about their DVDs being illegal, like if someone would actually give a fuck(?!), they have established themselvesas the sweat under my armpit in being the hardest rat-dick-sucking website. So now that that’s out of the way if we click the small button more, it then says:
We do not believe it is funny or cool to antagonize homeless people. Fighting and violence in general is pathetic. The purpose of these videos is to promote awareness, through satire, of the ever increasing global epidemics of poverty, violence, addiction, and lack of education. Help those who are less fortunate. Spread love not hate.
lol 
First they brag about how hardcore they are, then they don’t belive that “it is funny or cool to antagonize homeless people”. Hold on, What the fuck just happend? I seem to be a bit confused now. Let’s recap that.
1. They brag about them being banned and that they are hardcore and shit
2. Then they don’t believe “it is funny or cool to antagonize homeless people”.
Well we have a website here that is kind of “paradox”. It says one thing then it contradicts itself. Clever people, you can have a middle finger from me. 
Why not ey?
Moving on now… Who would in their right mind go and pay a homeless person an amountof money to fight someone else? (They pay two people to fight each other) I don’t understand, this just goes way above my head. Not even a 10 year old kid would do that!The people that do this shit must have the IQ level of a rat. Yeh… I can just imagine it, one of the guys wakes up in the morning and says to his friends “Dude, lets go and pay some bums to fight each other, then we’ll start a website and get rich”. To which one of his friends replies “Shit dude, great idea, you’re so right!” “Shit dude you’re such a twat”.
I don’t know, I just cannot seem to get over the fact that someone in their right mind would go and pay someone to fight each other. And only dumb people, those whose vocabularyconsists of “wot, u, coz, cuz,” (etc. - you get the idea), would actually enjoy watching these videos and go and buy the DVDs. I don’t think is funny, I think is sad and that they should go and do something better. Even standing at the street corner waiting for some fresh dick to arrive to go up their ass would be better than humiliating people like that. But hey, I am just wondering whatthe next thing would be that will shock me…
You can download some videos from here.
Tags: bums, hobbos, opinion, Rant, truth
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