The Matrix Runs on Windows
Posted by ePlus on 11 November, 2008 at 10:17 amIf only it was true! Awesome video, very well made…
Archive for the ‘General’ Category
Vote Barack Obama!
Posted by ePlus on 30 October, 2008 at 12:25 pmBarack Obamas 30 minute infomercial is mind blowing. If it doesn’t make you cry, or nearly making you cry then GTFO!
18:50 nearly made me cry! 
“Bad US Army Intel”
Posted by ePlus on 27 October, 2008 at 5:18 amReading through one of the articles on Slashdot about US Army seeing the note posting site Twitter as a terrorist tool, one of the comments made by “flyingsquid (813711)“ made me laugh, and you know, me being kind ‘n all thought I’d share it with you! 
First, here is the scoop:
Mike writes
“A draft US Army intelligence report has identified the popular micro-blogging service Twitter as a potential terrorist tool. A chapter titled ‘Potential for Terrorist Use of Twitter’ notes that Twitter members reported the July Los Angeles earthquake faster than news outlets and activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used it to provide information on police movements. ‘Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives,’ the report said. The report goes on to say, ‘Terrorists could theoretically use Twitter social networking in the US as an operation tool.’ Just wait until the Army finds out about chat rooms and email!”
Further down the page after some comments, “flyingsquid (813711)“ says:
What are you doing?
Husayn is trying to figure out these stupid remote triggering devices. Anything to avoid spending Ramadan with his wife’s sisters!
Ali is watching Coalition troop movements. Bo-ring!
Kamel wishes the carpet bombing would stop soon. The cave is cold. And the other martyrs smell bad.
Akbar is thinking about the 72 virgins awaiting him in Paradise. They better not be fat like his sister Fatima, or he is going to feel very mislead by his imam.
Commander Tariq says his Mujahedin should stop using the Zionist tool Twitter and get back to fighting the infidels, or he will beat them like the cowardly she-goats they are.
Eddie Murphy: Raw Transcript
Posted by ePlus on 25 October, 2008 at 20:56 pmThe whole transcript from the Raw stand-up classic. Some of the funniest and best quotes I have read and heard! 
There’s a song out now called
“Got to Have a J-O-B
If You Wanna Be With Me.”And the lyrics go,
“Ain’t nothing going on but the rent.”Like if you went up and said:
“Hey, baby, what’s going on?”
“The rent, motherfucker.”“You have a job?” “Well, I…”
“Then get the fuck out my face.”
Eddie Murphy: Delirious Transcript
Posted by ePlus on 25 October, 2008 at 20:50 pmIt’s here! I have managed to find the transcript from the Eddie Murphy stand-ups Delirious and Raw! Enjoy those memorable quotes….
“I wish I was a slave; I would fuck somebody up!”
“Shit..tell me to bale some motherfucking cotton.”
“I would have been on the street and shit..
“He would came up and say ey
yo nigga bale this cotton?”“I’d say suck my dick master.”
“Suck my motherfucking dick.”
“That’s right I ain’t baling a motherfucker.”
Eddie Murphy In Delirious On Slaves
Posted by ePlus on 19 October, 2008 at 14:17 pmThis made my day. Laughed so hard I had to go for a shit!
“Ayo nigga bale this cotton.”
“Suck my dick master!!”
Five Months
Posted by ePlus on 14 October, 2008 at 21:24 pmBah… I got people bitching to me that I haven’t updated my blog for well nearly six months. What can I say… I have been busy. Now that winter is approaching moi will be indoors most of the time which of course next to programming in Java (which is a rant in its own right) SQL, ASP and doing shitty reports I might have some time squeezing in a rant or two. Or maybe not!
I have to say a lot of the same reoccurring shit has been pissing me off lately…
DuckTales Theme Song
Posted by ePlus on 18 February, 2008 at 23:11 pmDuckTales baby! Ooohh YEAH! Check out these theme songs in different languages. Just make sure you have that volume all the way up!!!
English
Obama Inspiring Response To ‘Just Words’ Clinton Critique
Posted by ePlus on 17 February, 2008 at 17:59 pmAwesome speech by Barack Obama. Just awesome. I hope he wins… 
February Movie Highlights
Posted by ePlus on 10 February, 2008 at 22:25 pm
RAMBO
First of all – FUCK YEAH!! – Now back to business, even the plot outline spoils the movie in my opinion so I am not going to post it. The less you know about a movie which just contains action, violence, killing, badass character, more killing and just pure (did I mention?) ACTION!
You just have to go and see this movie, I’ve been waking up with a hard-on this month and it wasn’t because I needed a piss, it was because RAMBO is screening on the 22nd! On the 22nd I will be there, first row, centre, GIZZING!!!! OMG *goes ‘n cries*
More Info: IMDb
Release Date: 22 February 2008 UK (I know it already screened in USA)
Trailer: Apple – automatic HD link. Make sure you view the 720p Trailer 1b (on the right hand side). Yes that is the 97MB download!
The Bank Job
“Based on one of the biggest crimes in British history, a group of unseasoned criminals are lured into a heist, thinking they are going to rip off the safety deposit boxes of some of London’s wealthiest citizens. Instead, they are unknowing recruits on a top-secret mission to steal photos of a Royal princess who was snapped in some compromising situations.”
Classic British movie crime/action/thriller movie with that unique British comedy flavour and to top it all off Jason Statham is in it as well which will make it an enjoyable amusing watch! What more do you want?!
More Info: IMDb
Release Date: 28 February 2008
Trailer: YouTube
Jumper
“A genetic anomaly allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers this gift has existed for centuries and finds himself in a war that has been raging for thousands of years between “Jumpers” and those who have sworn to kill them.”
People jumping through portals, different worlds, different places all futuristic and just awesome. Plus to add the icing on the cake Samuel Jackson is it which makes it a badmotherfucking movie and there are no snakes going through any portals either ! Definitely check out the trailer in HD.
More Info: IMDb
Release Date: 14 February 2008
Trailer: YouTube
The Bucket List
“Two terminally ill men (Nicholson and Freeman) escape from a cancer ward and head off on a road trip with a wish list of to-dos before they die.”
Not only I am going to watch this because Jack Nicholson is it, but also because I want to see what crazy shit they do before they die. I will obviously have my notepad out to make notes just in case there are some stuff that I would do before I hit the sac. But by the time I am going to be 100 and something they will already have cloning solved and re-generation, I’m not worried!
More Info: IMDb
Release Date: 15 February 2008
Trailer: YouTube
There Will Be Blood
“A story about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered around a turn-of-the-century prospector in the early days of the business.”
Saw the trailer, liked it. It is about oil and I bet it has something we can all relate to even though it is set in the 19 something Western days were everyone was riding horses or using steam trains.
Nevertheless looks really good with 8 Oscar nominations, another 31 wins and some other 33 nominations. I am sure that with all of those nominations there is something to be learned form this movie…
More Info: IMDb
Release Date: 15 February 2008
Trailer: YouTube
