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So I have received my MuscleTech products (Nitro-Tech Hardcore & Cell-Tech Hardcore) for my bodybuilding hobby that I have been doing for the past nearly coming up to one year now.

I don’t usually post anything regarding working out. Why would I want to teach losers how to look good? Only kidding… NOT! First of all you have to have your confidence up high and do not give a fuck about what people say about you regarding if your fat/skinny/ugly/dwarf/hobbit/albino or if you look like a werewolf that didn’t finish changing. Then you worry about looking good physically!

So anyway back on topic, after saving a LOT of money on these products I am going to test them out and see if they really do put on some muscle. I am staying away for anything that fucks around with the testosterone, human-growth-hormone (HGH) or anabolic. All natural for me baby! I don’t need to me monstrously hulk big with a dick of a baby pickled cucumber thank you!

The two main products are as mentioned above Nitro-Tech Hardcore which is basically some badass protein (so they claim) that the size of the protein molecules (or something) is made smaller by 7500 times to get into your blood system quicker and therefore to your muscles faster to repair those ripped fibres that you have just raped doing that sic bench press.

The second one is Cell-Tech, this is basically still, some badass creatine that makes your muscles HUGE (so they claim) by getting into your muscles quicker and some other ways of doing shit. Just read on their website ForFuckSakes, saves me re-witting it here.

To me it does make logical sense that not the quantity but the quality of the protein matters, before getting these products I was always getting whey protein that had plenty of protein grams per 100 grams. So now with these products I will see if quality is definitely better than quantity.

From the 4lbs (2kgs) of each product that I have should last me about 2 months and by then maybe I can see some results as they claim that you can put pounds in less than two weeks. Let’s see how much I can put on!

I have just seen a short documentary on “the hidden world of the pick-up artist or “PUA”, a community of men who’ve developed a sequence of tricks, codes and routines that they claim any man can use to seduce any woman.”

Now, it was interesting nevertheless, I actually recommend further reading on this for the guys out there who maybe haven’t tapped some ass yet, or maybe you had but the chick looked like Chewbacca. I personally don’t agree with guys using techniques, mind tricks etc to getting a girl into bed and dispose of her. That in my opinion is bad ethics of the whole dating/sex/women department, but that’s my opinion… At the end of the day, the blunt truth is that women are stupid, if you know what to say, how to say and when to say it, then that’s it, you’re sorted. But majority (90%) of guys don’t do these things right so therefore women have lowered their intelligence in this area and also it has weakened their shield. (NOTE: 70% of seducing a woman is from body language, not from what comes out of your mouth) Which brings me on to the next thing…

The guys mentioned in the documentary, who were Pick-Up-Artists, Masters, all that shit, bells and whistles, they didn’t have a good, or if any relationship with their mothers. When a kid as he is growing up is deprived of a good healthy relationship with his mum, then no wonder later on life he goes on a rampage, sleeping with countless girls, disposing of them like chocolate wrappers - because they do not know how to appreciate a women and how to care for one as they haven’t been taught nor have seen in their life. These of course are my speculations based of what I read in between the lines from the documentary, maybe someone else can draw up other conclusions and theories…

And in turn girls who get burned by these guys, they fucking bring up this bitch shield the size of the Great Wall of China that average dorky John Doe can’t even climb it using an elevator! For me as long as you know how to treat a woman, understanding her needs and knowing to do the right thing at the right time, it is all more than enough.

Don’t forget that good guys always win!

Some random photos that I found on my computer and that friends have sent me:

Some of the images which I found funny taken from I Can Has Cheezburger and LOLCATS.

Only just 20 minutes ago I found out more information regarding the Eee PC and I thought I would share it out as well to get it out there to be better advertised so that many more users will be more aware of it.

The Eee PC is a ultra portable laptop/notebook. It is basically in between a Palm PC and a portable laptop/notebook which is priced at around £170. NOT BAD! Anyway. here are a few pictures taken off some sites that reviewed it and I’ll let you read about it all you want!

While it is very tempting to get one, I will wait until at least the second or third generation to come out before I will be thinking about buying one. I am hoping that those generations will have a larger screen, bigger (FLASH) disk space, faster processor and a bit more RAM. And on top of that they would’ve learned from the mistakes of the previous generations to improve on the newer ones. It could well be a good 2008 after all!

Apparently to keep the cost of the Eee PC down ASUS have not bundled it with Windows XP (though a version with XP has been announced) and that at the moment the versions of the laptop which are being reviewed have a resolution of around 800×480… Now that’s a lot of scrolling! Also another disadvantage for me at the moment is that it comes with 4GB flash disk storage and apparently the OS that comes installed on it takes around 3GB of that space.

So I don’t know if ASUS are making the users buy external storage devices or maybe they will up the storage on later generations. I know for sure that I wouldn’t want to have a laptop and then carry around with me a spare battery, an external hard disk and other various shit to get my laptop to work. It is either portable (and usable) for a couple of hours or it isn’t and also be able to store data which you use often such as music and pictures. (Obviously torrent and such are out of the question)

Wikipedia ASUS Eee PC
Asus Eee PC Initial Hands On and Video Review (Check the videos!)
EeeUser.com > An Unofficial ASUS Eee PC EeePC 701 Community
Asus Eee PC 701 review

I have finally upgraded my out-of-date version of WordPress. It is such a pain in the ass to update a blog script such as this because apart from it being large (over 1,500 files) but also very customized. Each time I upgrade the script I have to edit 20 or so files with custom bits of code I have so that it does what I want it to do. A bit annoying but when you are a few versions behind you have no choice.

Plus it is pretty exciting when you just installed a new version to see what new features it has. This time around I’ve noticed the tagging system. As you probably already seen there are a few tags as I have been tagging pasts posts, but as there are nearly 160 posts I got bored half way through and I will be tagging posts that I will be making from today onwards.

So I have finally jumped on the Ubuntu bandwagon and what can I say, I am happy!

I have had *nix experience in the past so this isn’t a new thing for me, I have used FreeBSD, SuSE, Fedora and a couple of other nix based operating systems, but I can say that I am very pleased and impressed by the latest release of Ubuntu. It is more stable, much more refined and looks good in small details too and a lot of things work!

As I am a perfectionist and nitpick at everything and I like to tweak and optimize whatever piece of software and hardware I have I have some high standards, but this is what has impressed me in Ubuntu this time compared to the last release I tried which was 6.something:

In conclusion is a very good stable release which I am pleased with. To be honest, as long as you don’t play games and all you do is just browse the net, chat with friends etc then give it a try.

For me now it remains to install Wine (as I never installed it before) as the latest version is said to be pretty good as many bugs have been fixed and see how some of the software I used on Windows works on here. Though you don’t really need to install the software which you had on Windows to burn CDs/DVDs or listen to music as there are better alternatives available on Ubuntu.

Finally I couldn’t have achieved and further tweaked Ubuntu if it wasn’t for Google, you just type in what you want to do and it finds it for you! Below are some sites that have helped me out perfect my installation of Ubuntu, hope they help you too!

Comprehensive Ubuntu Guide
Download and Install Skype Guide
Firefox Backspace to Previous Page Fix

How To Install Flash

Comparison of Media Players
How To Burn A CD/DVD in Ubuntu

How To Extract Multi-Part RAR Archives (those .r00 etc)

Alternative Windows Software For Ubuntu
Configure GMail with Evolution Mail
How To Get MP3 And Other Codec Support
The Perfect Desktop - Ubuntu 7.10 “Gutsy Gibbon”

How To Join Two Video Files Together
1. Download the tools:

2. Make sure you are in the folder where both parts are and run:

If I find any more useful sites I will be sure to add the links here as it will be a good reference in the future if I ever need to get back at them

SHUT UP!

After months of not updating due to laziness and just because I couldn’t be fucked here is another great update with something random!

This should give you a good understanding of what your friends photos mean on MSN, Yahoo and any other instant messaging program you use. And the funny thing is, that it is true!

*Click to enlarge obviously*