Well the answer to that question is not that there aren’t any – but you being a dumb bitch and choosing the wrong ones. Until your little shallow brain realises that you deserve better and get some self respect you will carry on attracting assholes who treat you like shit and use you. Dumb whore…

Yes because I GIVE A FUCK how?! Boo hoo – want a Kleenex?

Actually there is nothing I can comment about this status message. This chick has more bollocks (in a sexy very feminine kind of way) than some blokes I know!

Bitch is on holiday and decides to log onto Facebook to let everyone know that her fried fanny is “loving d sun and cocktails”. I’m sure she is loving the COCKtails. And notice the “d”, bitch had time to login onto the net from some remote location where monkeys deliver telegrams and couldn’t even be bothered to write a complete three letter word!! Maybe the cock in her mouth distracted her…

Wahoo for all of you, you drunk whores. Drunk bitches are worse than fucking rats. You can set your shit on fire because they’ll still come and chew on it. And what’s more these walking distilleries are going out during a weekday with having to go to work tomorrow…. *Sigh*

Yeah blah blah… Typical emo message which translates to “I need some attention because I’m an attention whore, so give me some!”.

Fuck… Where’s CatMan when you need him to slash some pussy to shreds…

¹Females sex chromosome (XX)
²Males sex chromosomes (XY)

For example, Prince Harry went to receive his campaign medal for his services in Afghanistan. Eh??? Pardon moi? Receive a medal because he stayed in Afghanistan for a month under very secure protection because let’s not forget he is royal after all – and he receives a medal? What the fuck did he do? Did he go into a cave and save fellow soldiers from insurgents? Did he risk his life to protect someone else? No, so why the fuck is he getting a medal?

Just another one of those let’s blow steam up your ass and help you be even more full of yourself kind of British things. Which reminds me, even the fucking Rugby team when they won the world cup a couple of years ago they went to get some medals from the queen. The same for the gold medal winners of the Olympic rowing team. Some of them even got knighted. WTF? They did what they were supposed to do?!

Is just bullshit handing out shit like that to everyone who has done something ordinary – “Oh here you go, have a medal for having a bakery and serving hungry people at lunch times”. Nice one FELLA,

Man stabbed to death in Oxford Street was on bail for horrific acid gang rape
First of all – GOOD. That piece of shit scum bag used caustic soda over her body to get rid of any DNA evidence. Thank fuck that piece of shit was taken care of. Furthermore he was also involved in a gang stabbing as well. How ironic…

A-grade schoolgirl, 16, runs off with 46-year-old grandfather, as mother pleads for her to return
Well… The bitch needs a reality check and her ass kicked all the way back to the womb she came out of. Fucking kids these days not thinking shit getting high on all of that cannabis giving them brain damage. If she was my kid I would’ve hoped the police got to her before I did because I would’ve killed that gizz bag of granpa and beat the shit out of her all the way back home

Retired dentist and wife ‘in suicide pact’ because they feared being moved into separate care homes
Who the fuck comes up with these rules. Actually, I would like to meet the dumb fucks who are in charge that make all of these decisions. Fucking no moral thinking, no common sense. It seems as though it is all processed by a computer that lacks emotions.

According to a British daily newspaper the Daily Mail  is saying that police officers are having difficulties in fighting crime… Well fuck me, I think it is time to call on Capitan Obvious here. Let’s look at the problem a little closer shall we?

• Police raid house of a 12 year old kid and arrest him because he was in a scuffle at school.
• Police arrest innocent people who defend their own home when fuckwit burglars strike because the burglar COMPLAINED that he/she was injured!
• Police officers spend too much doing shitty not-so-important paper work that keeps them inside rather than outside. GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE and gain trust from the public!
• Police officers’ son throws football into neighbours garden for the gazillionth time. Neighbour keeps football until kid apologizes. Officer dad calls officer friends to go around neighbours house and arrest him for theft. Nice one going there officer SHITFACE
• TWO police vans and another car (in total 6 officers) are required for a fight in a nightclub between two faggots. Shit, 6 police officers WTF is this a shootout? Machetes were pulled out? People became butchers or something? WAY OTT!

I could go on, but it doesn’t surprise me that people don’t give a fuck about police these days and what disappoints me is how scared the public is of squeaky-voiced 13 year olds with hoodies acting hard because they smoke fags stolen from their mums handbag. I mean I am a nice guy and all but if some shit heads started shit and DARED to attack the almighty ePlus all shit would brake loose, you will see me on all of the news station around the word "NIGGA KILLED 10 WHITEBOYS IN FREAK ACCIDENT!" fucking damn right it was a freak accident because I go shit crazy. Crazy MOFO with a twitch to the left in his neck that makes people think I have epilepsy fits.

I believe in good old fashioned laws and rules. Just watch Dirty Harry and you will understand what I mean. No more of that fucking about pussy officers being scared to put a pansy on the ground because he might injure him and then get sued for brutality shit. So fucking lame these days as there is a law for everything. You scratch your ass and BAM you broke the law – You are not allowed to scratch your ass because people might smell the shit when you split your ass cheeks apart – I mean come on, give me a fucking break. WTF.

But you see, this is the society that we all live in, everyone is scared to say what they think incase they might be racist or offend someone. Is so fucked up is unbelievable. If I was to time travel back to the Before the 1980s anywhere, even the 15th century I’ll be happy. Especially in those days people knew what respect and loyalty was. Someone pisses you off or does something you take the law into your own hands. Better yet the Wild Wild West for me thank you…

What pisses me off with these dumbass applications is that when you load up that girl that you are always gizzing when you see her and you want to check out those photos of her posing drunk last weekend hugging a toilet, you have to wait half an hour for her profile page to load up because the dumb slut has so many applications installed it slows down your browser to a crawl, slower than a fucking snail going uphill on prozac! And you are trying to close that window, swearing and cursing wishing it would hurry the fuck up…

As if you wanted in the first place to see how many hugs she has received or what flavour condom she is. WHO GIVES A FUCK?! Fuck – it just pisses me off that majority (99.9%)of people on Facebook have the IQ of hamster…

Back to Hi5, well what can I say about this. Facebook and MySpace are for Americans, UK and other more upmarket countries with less slutty users and Hi5, Bebo and other half as good social websites are practically bride.ru. You go there see which chick tickles your tastes and you say three intelligent words to her and BAM – she’s yours.

I just got a link to a profile page of a chick on Hi5. Well what can you expect. Is like a market on there, which one can sell herself better and be more explicit but too explicit to get her pictures deleted.

I saw photos…. Fuck it, I’ll share some with you along with a small description of what I think that is happening in the photo:

She is either Spider-Woman hanging clothes around the room or maybe a she is cleaning that spider web in the corner of the room… I just don’t understand these back shots….

“I’ll suck your dick and give you some pussy if you let me drive your car and take me for a spin?!”

I don’t see no Twister in this photo – so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here… CONFUSED… Silly slutz

“Yes I like having blokes seeing me only as an sex object and not treating me with respect, it really does make my pussy wet!” – Fucking so disappointed to see dumb women who do this shit, very sad and disappointing to see them sell themselves like this…

Yep…. Unless you’re a photo model put those stockings away, but unless you are looking for some rich fuck from the same area to take you out for a spin, buy you clothes and food add some MORE!

I don’t even know what to say any more… Two more, my favourites!

The originality in this one is priceless! The girl had in the description “This is what he will get if he cheats on me” – all I can say is that she’s a crazy bitch, but PRICELESS photo! LOVE IT! LOL

“Look mum! Do you think guys will be nice to me and show me respect and actually listen to what I have to say rather than go straight for my panties?”

Just to clarify all of these photos were found at random on Hi5.com. All of the photos are taken from profiles of chicks in my city back in Romania where I am from all aged 19-20. It is pretty sad to see girls that some people grew up with, some of them probably went to church doing shit like this. It just goes to show that women are pretty stupid that they will do anything to get attention and someone with money.

Women when they want someone they look for status and wealth. It doesn’t matter if you say the funniest jokes or have the biggest dick in the room if you haven’t got status or wealth is a more uphill struggle for you! Of course you can trick them….

What sort of fucked up shit is this that after you spent nearly a quarter of a million pounds, yes that is £250,000 on a decent house in a good area that if you wake up one day with a hard on for building a hut were you can throw those wild whore parties, you get a slap on a dick with Indiana’s Jones whip that you can’t built that because grandma Betty from next door who can barely stand for 5 minutes bitched that it would obscure her view when she looks out the window at your dog taking a shit! And the funny thing is, that is true!

If you want to even cut down your OWN tree that it is on YOUR property you have to go and fill some ass wiping form that makes you look like you are begging the council to chop your tree down. “Oh plz plz plz can I chopz my tree with a little (American-) Indian axe?” Notice how I inserted the “American” word there, we wouldn’t want to be racist or discriminating on here now would we? Fucking silverspoon biatches reading this.

Is bullshit this begging-to-build-an-extension-on-your-house law because it just is. If I say is bullshit, it is! If I buy a plot of land in the middle of a city and decided that I am going to live in a tipi what will the council do? Come around and demolish it? Guess what fucktards, I can pack and go ASAP, plus you can’t demolish shit, all I’ll leave behind is a turd and some charcoal from my BBQ! Then what? They can suck me off through a fennel, because I wouldn’t give a fuck.

And this is pretty much linked back to democracy and the bullshit idea that yeah you are free to do what you want to do and FIGHT for your freedom lie speeches when in fact democracy at the level that it is in the UK is just a smokescreen behind a communist, dictatorial regime.

P.S. Comments are enabled because it amuses me when pussies reply without posting a name or email address. I bet you are REAL proud, because sitting on your ass behind a computer saying shit is not pussyish enough you also post with a bogus name and email address. Fucktwits.

Better than you
Most of all, and this is way at the number one spot, even above the “smart-ass”, is the type of personality that is always like trying to be better than you. But what I mean is that even though you accept the fact that personality is better than in some aspects and that they have better things than you do, they still try and come on top to be better than you.

For instance, is saying shit like “Yeah man, I did the 100m sprint in 12 seconds (which I can btw ) the other day”. And they will be saying something like, “Yeah I think last week I did it in 19.70 seconds”. Like if fucking .3 of a second is going to make a difference, and furthermore I didn’t even ask what time you did it last week or even the fact that I would give two shits. But something like that, small shit, pisses me off when they try to be better than you.

Even though they are better than me at running they still try and come on top, as if they are fucking insecure about something or jealous or some other shit. Fuck sakes, grow some bollocks and admit that even though you can do the 100m sprint in 19.7 seconds, I can do the 400 faster than you. Lame shit, really lame. And only the insecure ones who lack self-esteem do shit like this.

Negative cunt
Ah, this is also top on the list, the morons that whenever you are striking up a normal conversation about some random shit you did at the weekend or about something you bought, they would reply with a negative comment.

For example something along these lines: “I bought this Sony MP3 player over the weekend, is pretty good from what I read, good reviews and plenty of features”. And the negative moron to just piss me off would say something like: “Yeah but from what I heard it doesn’t play .aac file format”. FUCK OFF!!! As if I give a shit if it doesn’t play some non-popular file format! As long as it plays .mp3 who gives a shit what else it can’t play.

They just can’t seem to say a nice, positive comment such as Ah, that’s cool, how much? Good price that with shipping too. Looking forward to take a look at it. Again my theory on this is the same as with the persoanlity above, they somewhat lacking self-esteem, or feel insecure or are just jealous because I have got a better deal. Or who knows… Makes me kick their heads in!

OMG Prove you wrong (Smart-Ass)
Of course I cannot leave this type of personality out of the rant. This type is the one when always has a fucking answer for whatever discussion, debate, argument, whatever. They will always have another answer for what you are talking about. Even when you are right they still try and come up with another method or some explanation is like STFU – do something else, make a phone call, have a drink, just FUCK OFF I don’t have time to get into debates and other random shit with someone who hasn’t got anything better to do than to just come up with random shit…

//Rant over

P.S. Comments disabled as I don’t give a shit what you think and no one else does, my blog, my rants, so STFU (Shut The Fuck Up) and read!

Funny thing is that whenever I go back home (to Romania) I don’t even bite my fingers and don’t even get any spots for the whole period of time that I am there. Then as soon as I am in the UK, a week later, it starts all over again… So I guess I could be subconsciously stressed. Maybe…

Also when I am back home I don’t even put in my mouth any junk food such as chocolates, chips (e.g. Walkers) or any other unhealthy food apart from alcohol – but that’s a different story. I guess it has to do with always having something to do and being out and about. Here in the UK it is either college > home, or work > home or home > out (clubbing), nothing much in between such as hanging out with “friends” or other going out and about because as discussed in the previous rant about “friends” and secondly the weather is shit to even hang about outside looking for girls. And as we all know, girls doesn’t come out when the weather is shit, it is like the good pussy is sun-powered or something, only comes out when the sun is shinning.

Furthermore the majority of people that I know all they do (and seem to want to do) is to get drunk and/or smoke (or get stoned). Now that’s something that you know I could do now and then, but the majority of the time I just want to chill out, sit on a bench on the promenade and check out the eye-candy. (Though having a beer in your hand won’t kill)

Seems as though I have gone off-topic but oh well… Managed to have two mini-rants into one post. Can’t be bad…

I have changed my view on getting girlfriends and dates and all of that crap. The way I see it (and I have had this mentality for a couple of months now) is that I do not have to prove myself to a woman to show her that I am worthy for her to even look at me let alone go out on a “date”, but I now look at things when it comes to women if they are worthy to me. What is she going to offer me? Tits, pussy and ass I can get from the next woman in line, so what will make HER different than “Sally” that is sitting at the table in the corner?

And it is true. When I go out and meet new women (not exactly looking for a date or to pull), just chatting to them see what they are all about it is all the same to me. It doesn’t make a difference to me that her name is Sarah, Amy or Chloe, they are all under the same template, therefore they are regulars, they are the same so I don’t bother getting interested into them because it is just a waste of my time to get to know some slutty 20 year old who in 4 hours time will be sweeping the floor of a night club because she will pissed out of her face.

To me that’s nothing to be proud of or to laugh it off the next day as “Oh well, it was pretty funny when my skirt got blown up! Ha Ha Ha” – that to me it should be embarrassing and shameful and I would hide in the house for a couple of months if I was found falling over in a night club because I was drunk out of my face.

That is one of the reasons why I don’t bother to waste my time with the women around here. I walk into a bar/night club and I look around and as soon as I see them I already know what they are all about, what their story is of leaving school at 16 and working in a shitty dead-end job staking shelves or filling paper away just “to be independent” and to brag that they have a job and lots of money… (Since when £16,000 is a lot of money?)

Majority of women these days seem to have lost their self-respect and are on the same level as men on the lack of manners, self-respect and all of that scale. Truly a shame for future generations, though if you think that I have mis-understood the whole issue then feel free to comment to state your opinion.

Lately seems as though people or as they call me their “friend” would contact me to get something that would benefit them. “ePlus, can you make me a DVD with some stuff please?”, “ePlus, my computer is broke what do I do?”. And the questions are endless.

Is really disappointing to see that only people need something they actually contact me. I guess it is something to do with my personality that only in the most desperate situations as a last resort people that I know and that I think that are close to me enough to hang out that they contact me whenever they need something, not for the sake of hanging out.

I received phone calls when I was on holiday because people have been having problems with their computer, and I was like expected to know what an “0×00023″ error message is off the top of my head! People seem to live in a different world around here, that’s for sure!

It would be nice, for once, to receive a phone call/text message/IM and to be asked “Hey ePlus, what are you up to? If you’re not doing anything in particular do you want to hang out in town and check out the pussy??. Other than “Hey, what does this error message mean?” I don’t think I have been asked that question since my last good REAL friend left 4 years ago.

But what can you do about it? These days everyone is materialistic and is all about me, me and me. I can’t say much because I am selfish too, but I always try to keep the people that I hang around in the loop.

Post your comments regarding this, what do you think a REAL friendship should consist of?