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The county in the UK is bitching that their British citizens are loosing work to foreign workers. Well boo hoo to that. All I have to say to that is:

FOREIGNERS AREN’T STEALING YOUR JOBS, THEY GET THE JOBS BECAUSE THEY WORK HARDER, DON’T HAVE MANY SICK DAYS OFF AND DO MORE WORK FOR LESS PAY AND DON’T BITCH ABOUT IT! And a few other things besides that…

I mean come on, let’s see this from an employer’s point of view, they have the choice between:

• Lazy worker

• Bitching about low pay

• Calls in sick when gets a runny nose

• Not loyal and not dedicated to the job

And then the employer has the option of the opposite of the above. Now I can bet that they will go for the latter rather than the former unless they are bound by the law to employ a local/British person, similar to where I live. So by saying that foreigners come in the UK and steal your jobs and other lame shit like that think why do they get employed before you.

Though this only applies to mainly unskilled jobs, such as builders, shelf stackers and those who work in warehouses to mention a few. But there are also foreign doctors, nurses and whatever else working for the NHS because everyone else is going private because of the shit they have to put with in the NHS.

People around here are so fussy. This evening I cooked some steak and I let someone taste a bit of it and they didn’t like it because it was too chewy?! WTF? People around here, mainly kids and anyone who has actually lived a life without being licked in the ass and always had their food cut for them etc. (it wouldn’t surprise me if their parents haven’t chewed the food for them), would know about not being fussy, picky and not liking this and that or whatever.

When I was growing up I didn’t have the luxury to choosing what to eat and what to like. If there was chicken soup cooked we ate everything from the chicken (apart from the asshole), head, legs, neck, everything. No space for throwing things away. In thosedays TESCO didn’t exist. You couldn’t just “nip down to TESCO” and buy a ready meal. (Mind you with the amount of chemicals in these ready meals I’m surprised people aren’t addicted on them… Or aren’t they?! :dry: But that’s a rant in its own.) You had tocook a meal that would usually last a couple of days from what it was at the stalls were peasants would bring goods for sale. And just to point out, those goods weren’t packed/packaged or checked by health officials nor they had to follow any standards, so like the milk for example that would be put in 500ml - 2L bottles and then sold as it was! You got home, you boiled it and off you go. That was that. If that isn’t organic or what then I don’t know what it is.

And these days people bitch about some meatbeing too chewy. I mean people even bitch about the water tasting crap and that nice?! WHAT THE FUCK? Give me a break, lol, here in the UK where the water is purified 10x and contains 60% chlorine to kill all of the bacteria in the water, and people bitch about it tasting funny. Well what about the people in third world countries? Where they have to drink water from wells and lakes full of mud that have dead animals and whatever else floating in them, and you don’t see them bitch about it. And hereyou are, in the UK, one of the most advanced industrial economical countries in the world and the sixth largest gross domestic product in the world, people bitch about the water tasting crap from the tap. THE IRONY. I can bet money that if somethingbad happened and all of the things that people take for granted would disappear and people would have to resort to fend for themselves, to find food, build a shelter, etc. 99.9% of the UK population would DIE. Purely because of the things everyonetakes for granted. But lets hope that a day like that won’t come.

I have noticed that mothers of young children buy a lot of ready meals for their babies and young children. And also a recent survey says that around 70% of mothers give their children at least five times a week a ready made meal and/or take-aways. Great way to kill your kids and make them unhealthy. By giving babies meals from jars/cans that have their expiry date three years from when they were manufactured because of chemicals they contain to preserve the contents to me would trigger my “this shit is bad” alarm. I am no food expert, nutrition, doctor, or whatever, but from my logical view feeding a baby, kid and anyone with read made meals and take aways on a frequent basis would do some serious damage. I personally, am not surprisedby people here in the UK being diagnosed with cancer, various diseases and a lot more things.

You could say that there is no evidence that such foods cause any of the above or that they are even linked, but I am not going to take the risk. Yes I agree that mothers come home from work late and they can’t be bothered to prepare a meal from scratch but rather than having in later life a kid which is prone to getting colds often and or not being healthy because for years they have been feeding them ready meals and non-organic or no greens at all, I’ll rather pass.

It is scary at the amount of people I know that don’t like vegetables, such as tomatoes, salad, cabbage, asparagus, broccoli, cucumbers and fruits. I never ate asparagus until a year ago but when I was told that is good for you because it contains vitamin XYZ I ate it. Why? Becauseis good for me. Rather than eat that Mars bar why not an apple, even if its not organic, but the organic ones contain a higher amount of vitamins and are tastier.

This whole food issue is a very complicated matter and it would take me a lot longer to write it up to point the obvious. Bad food from early ages is bad for anyone. I went three years without catching a cold/flu or whatever and that’s because that I didn’t eat ready meals and fast foods. Or rarely, I would say I ate a take away once every 3-4 months. It is important to feed babies/kids greens and fruitsfrom a young age to make them healthy and to get them used with the healthy foods. I know people who eat chocolate in the mornings on an empty stomach. Well that’s their choice;I eat an apple/banana on an empty stomach before my lunch, which would consist of a brown bread egg salad sandwich (usually).

All in all what I have said above is due to a combination of common sense + logical thinking². And after reading all of that youre still saying “What?” - then your too much of a dumbass to even live.

Just after reading this interesting article about a straw being developed to allow people to drink water from rivers, lakes, or anywhere where the water might contain bacteria and other diseases. It sounds like a very good and useful idea, and by the looks of things, people in poorer countries will benefit a great deal from this. But an interesting part of the article caught my eye and made me think about some things:

$3.50 sounds like very little to you and me - but most people in those countries earn less than one dollar a day, with which they have to feed their families,

The thing that came to my mind is how many people I know that throw away “spare change” such as 1, 2 and even 5 pence coins. That’s right, they just throw it away because from what I gather is that it is not cool enough to carry that sort of money with you. Is uselessand it is not needed. Well, I would only agree with it being a bit annoying when you are going to a shop and you are given 10 pence in 1 penny coins. That would piss me off, but under no circumstances I would throw it away on the floor, in the bin or even at people (might hurt them). I just find very sad that people throw money away. When someone throws money away I go pick it up. Call me a scrounger/poor/bum or whatever, but at the end of the it all adds up and I have £10 from money thrown away by people, usually the same people. I am not loosing anything, in fact I am gaining. Also I suppose my good luck with finding money helps too as I find more coins that a normal person would find, I guess my eyes jump straight at money, may it be on tables, floors, room corners, they just jump straight at it, is strange, but is like a money sixth sense.

But the people that throw the money away don’t know that what goes around comes around, and if they throw that 2 pence coin now because they have notes or a lot of 1 pound coins then let it be so, but one day they will have no money, and they will be asking people to borrow money, and they will even take whatever money is given to them, even if it is a 1 pence coin. But because they are so fucking dumb in the first place they don’t realise “Oh, why the fuck did I throw away that spare change when I had it?” - well let me tell you, because YOU’RE A STUPID FUCK who is deprived of common sense and future thinking.

I even know people that when they money because they don’t have any to buy food/drinks/condoms/etc. that even if you give them a 2 pence coin they will accept it, laugh at you and look at you funny then THROW the coin back at you. I mean WHAT THE FUCK? how much more retarded can you can? This shit is unbelievable. But hey, what can you do? You can’t teach retards of what’s right and wrong. I mean, people like that don’t even learn from mistakes, fucking dumbasses. Their stupidity is so low that you get confused, and your brain goes into a “lock” trying to figure out WTF is going on.

Well I don’t care… I just pick up the change people throw away and… Well, I make money, I make profit. I must by now have over £100 from people that have thrown away or left spare change around. I haven’t as of yet counted to see how much I find of spare change. What can I say, I am in a money making business - FOR FREE!

I have noticed that a very grammatically retarded person or persons have been posting some rather amusing comments. The reason why they are amusingis because they are full of words which don’t make sense and/or they are in the dictionary. Maybe they are in the RETARDED DICTIONARY, but not in any that I know of.

Words such as “da, dis, cuz”, and many more are used in the [sarcasm] rather very insulting [/sarcasm] comments. Maybe I have missed something or maybe I wasn’t paying too much attention at school or skived the lesson which they taught you how to use these words.

Yes I know they are abbreviations of the actual words - da = the, dis = this, cuz = because, etc. - but the point is that these abbreviations should only be used in only extreme cases such as when you are writinga text message and you only have just enough money to send one text message. Only then and then only you have to resort of going through your text message and shrinking down the words so that you can fit all of it in one 145 character text message.

Also another reason why the comments are amusing, is because they don’t actually get submitted, they go to the “Moderation Department” - meaningany comments which contain certain keywords are automatically sent in for moderation. My site - my rules - don’t like it - go somewhere else.

Just on the news about this Muslim girl who went to court with her school over her not being allowed to wear her religious dress and head scarf etc. And because the school didn’t allow her to wear any of her religious clothes she took them to court. She can get the fuck out with that shit.

Don’t get me wrong here, I am not being racist or anything, but I think that if you go to a different country you should respect the rules of that country. As I come to your house and take my shoes off (the same applies in mosques), you should do the same thing in my house. If I don’t smoke, you shouldn’t smoke in house. I respect your rules you respect mine. Is a two way thing. You can’t possibly break my rules but I still have to obey yours. That shit isn’t fair.

This is I think the second case I have were some Muslim people went to court or protested about something they didn’t like that isn’t even in THEIR COUNTRY. It was a couple of months ago or maybe half a year were there was this play at a theatre about some religion thing and people were getting raped or something like that in the play, and when the play was going to be shown for the first time some Muslims quickly rushed outside and protested that they didn’t like it and that it offended them.

Ummm… WTF?! Let me tell you something, IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT DON’T WATCH IT! It is as simple as that. If I don’t like a movie that is on TV I simply switch the channel. If I don’t like the music that is on the radio, I simply turn it off. And if there is a play with people getting raped/killed/castrated or whatever, I just don’t go to see it. SIMPLE

So what, now if I go and live in a different country and if I don’t like something I’ll just simply protest or take whoever to court because shit didn’t go the way I wanted it to go. No, you shut the fuck up and respect the rules/laws. Yeah, I’ll just go to a Muslim country and walk into a mosque wearing my shoes, and I’ll just say “Oh yeah, well with my religion you don’t have to take your shoes off when you walk into a church, so I am not taking mine off.” You’d be pissed off if someone did/say that you.

I think that to some extend (without pushing it too much) some Muslim people are making it sound as if anything these is anti-Islamic. Such as head scarf’s not being allowed to be worn by Muslim girls in schools, some Muslim people quickly pointed out “Yes that’s anti-Islamic because of 9/11″. Umm…. NOPE? Is a rule that has been in schools since the dawn of time. But with all of this “Human Rights” and some other bullshit, people look for loopholes into these sorts of systems for useless little court cases, where common sense a little of intelligence would have solved the matter.

The way I see it is that if you go another country to live in you should respect that countries rules and laws. If they want you to go naked to school and you didn’t like it, then you move from that country. No one forces you to live there. But I guess because the UK is trying a “let’s be fair to everyone” thing, it causes more problems than it solves. I would have personally not changed anything because immigrants from other countries come over and they don’t like how the rules and laws are. If they don’t like it, then they should leave. I am an immigrant (not Muslim) myself, and there are a lot of rules and laws I don’t like, but because I want to live in this country I obey them and follow them. It is as simple as that.

If you thought that the above rant was racist or you got offended for whatever lame reason, then you lack the dexterity to even read between lines (look outside the box) of what I said and you should complain here: dontgiveashit@dumbass.info

Following from the previous rant, which sparked a couple of points which need bitching about, is the fact of “spending other people’s money”, which is a popular theme with a few people I know.

The idea of being able to spend someone else’s money with their consent is a very a nice idea. If someone came up to you and said: “Hey! If you want you can buy anything from here and I’ll pay for it“. I can bet my ass that your little eyes will sparkle like solar explosions. Atoms will fuse within your eyes when you will hear someone say that to you.

But for the majority of us things like that rarely happen, if ever. But there are a few out there who have the luck and opportunity to just do that many times. And therefore has made me do, what I do best, and bitch about it.

Ok so, yes, if someone came up to you and offered to pay for whatever you wanted from a shop you will immediately go and get the most expensive thing that you want. Of course, you will only do that if you are a spoiled, snotty little shit, who licks ass and gets money and other shit for free, or by others paying for them.

While I was discussing this with a few people, I was simply asked “Well, if you are not going to spend it, what are you going to do with it? And so, if you have it, spend it! “. Brilliant idea, I nearly back-flipped with joy. But no! There is a valid point missed there. Let’s say that someone came up to me and said: “Let’s go to a garage and you choose whatever car you want, and I’ll pay for it“. I, personally, the first thing I will do is analyse the situation. I have the chance to have any car I want from a garage, so therefore I can have a Porche, or a Subru, or a Ferrari (?!). But logically I will think of what will I need from the car. If I need to go from A to B, then a Fiesta, Ford Focus, Golf will do fine. If I need to race or some other shit, then yeah, a Ferrari would be nice.

I do not need see the point in people spending a lot of money on useless shit. I see people riding push bikes that cost £2,000. And the bikes are designed to resist so much impact and pressure that they can withstand a dinosaur fucking them. Yet, you see people riding them from A to B, from home to office and back. It makes you wonder what these kind of people eat for breakfast? lol, I can see it: Dumbass Cereal - Boost your stupidty and lower your IQ every morning!

It is just sad that people spend so much money in “having the latest and best” when in reality they don’t even need it. You wouldn’t catch me in a Porche if I needed to drive from home to work, and vise versa. I will just stick with a car that is good and is comfortable. Is the same with clothes “Well I am going to go and buy my clothes from Ben Sherman because it sounds better than Tesco”, but who gives a shit if they are from Tesco or another shop down the road? Of course the price difference will give a shit, where at Tesco a pair of jeans could cost £10 and in Ben Sherman it could cost £150. For the same shit?! Yes OK, I understand that quality is an issue here and in most branded shops you pay for quality. But if I needed a pair of jeans to wear when I just nip down to the shop to buy some orange juice, I am not exactly going to spend £150 on a pair! lol: Yeh, hold on a minute I need to put on my £150 jeans in case the shop assistant checks out my ass for the whole 3 MINUTES I’ll be in there! - Get the fuck out that shit.

Back on the topic of the rant, if someone was willing to pay for my shit, I personally wouldn’t choose the most expensive from whatever that I could find. Reason for this being is because the way I have been brought up, and also because of a word which cannot be exactly translated from Romanian to English: bulangiu. But, what the closest thing to translate is if you imagine the saying: If someone gives you a finger, you take the whole hand. That’s the closest I could get to translating the word.

In the end you don’t need to have latest, greatest, best things out there, if you can get cheaper alternatives. But because people are not correctly educated and brought up, (7 ani de acasa), then they will remain the way are until their death.

There was a big debate going on the other day, and at the centre of this debate it was the “ Otimus Keyboard“, which apparently it is going to be worth between £100 and £170.

Now, before I go any further, I will analyse the product:

1. Is a Keyboard
2. Has OLED keys
3. Looks stylish
4. Useful for people who write in more than one language

So now that I have the advantages stated is time to analyse the disadvantages:

1. Is a keyboard
2. Is pointless
3. Waste of money (why not burn £170?)
4. As above

Who in the right mind is going to spend £170 on a keyboard?!!! If for some reason maybe it was to write on it’s own or maybe float on air, or never run out of battery (providing that is *wireless*), then maybe I will waste 1 brain cell processing the information about it, but other than that, is a no no.

If you have nothing to spend your money on then why not donate it (to me)? I am sure that £170 can help someone else who doesn’t even have a house in some part of the world. But hey, if your lacking common sense and dexterity, then go for it. Be my guest, buy it.

But at the end of the day is a keyboard, and the facts are that a keyboard is used for typing, not looking at. If I wanted a keyboard to look at I would buy it and probably frame it put it up for display in a cabinet or something. But if you are going to spend nearly £200 on a keyboard that you will be using for typing then you have successfully proved how much of a dumbass you are.

Unless of course you are one of those n00bs who needs to look at whatever key they press while using one finger at a time, then yeah, maybe then it *might* be useful, but I doubt it. Once you get used to typing on a keyboard and have enough practice you aren’t even going to need to look at it ever again. Only when cleaning it. But hey, if people these days haven’t anything better to spend their money on, and furthermore are too dumb to even think for a few minutes about it, then go right ahead. Spend your money. But you can also give it to me, and I’ll go down to my local shop, buy a keyboard for what, £9.99 and then I will DONATE the rest of the £160.01 to a charity to give to people who REALLY need it.

Pffftt… This isn’t even worth ranting on about it any more as it is the stupidest thing ever.

I don’t see the point of going clubbing any more. I’ve just had to go out because apparently some guy was touching my girls ass at the club she was at. I was in no mood to go out clubbing, so I got there in the end, then I saw the guy - and it was some fat, short ass hobbit bitch. I thought it was a joke or something.

Nevertheless, I was there now so he didn’t pull any more funny shit. Then went dancing for a bit (and this is the best bit) only to be:

You go to a night club to have a drink or two, chill out, and dance. You don’t go there to be pushed around, or having to push people out of the way because the dumbasses are too drunk to know what they are doing, and they go around bumping into everyone. Your there dancing (or trying to) and have people bump into you, fall on you, spill drinks on you, shout in your ear… The list goes. I think people need to be more educated on how to go out clubbing and to have a good time.

Then there was this smoke machine which was right above my head, and it was going on and off every five minutes. So every five minutes I would of had to hold my breath and close my eyes because smoke would of been released from it, and I would of been choking like I just had a drag for the first time. You don’t place a smoke machine above people’s heads, you place it below knee level so hat it rises gradually. Being all of a sudden sprayed with smoke is like someone spraying you with a fire extinguisher. NOT FUN!

Then it seemed like there was ONE speaker on the dance floor and that was at EAR level. Which after a few minutes of dancing it felt like I was on an airplane, with my ears blocking. Luckily my ear drum didn’t burst (this time - thank fuck). If you are going to place a bigass speaker at ear level you put the volume down a bit, you don’t want people going out with burst ear drums. No wonder so many people go deaf…

And then (and finally) the bar. Firstly people stand around it like it is a pub or something. Well they are wrong about that. You want to stand around the bar for a drink you either go to a bar or a pub. NOT a nightclub. In a nightclub you just go to the bar, get a drink, drink it quickly and you jump back on the dance floor. Otherwise you go and sit down in the seating area with tables etc. if you want to relax. You don’t stay at the bar, having people with with one of those camel thirsts that you’d be drinking for hours, waiting for a little gap to squeeze through to get a drink.

Secondly there wasn’t enough bar staff. Two tarts and a gay guy it is hardly bar staff. And the two tarts were mostly showing off their skinny little asses to some drunken half-sack morons who were paying £20 for a pint (as if they’ll see the change from that ever AGAIN). So is not bad enough that you had to fight off drunk retards but now you have to wait even longer to grab the attention of the pea-brain staff.

Well done, night successfully WASTED! That is to say though that I had being with my girlfriend. Apart from that it was shit.

P.S. £2.50 for a bottle of Budwiser (300ml). I took out £20, £5 to taxi, £5 on two beers + £2 entrance (you see, you pay for the shit service). So I came home with £8!!! £8!!!!!! £5 for two beers? Fuck that shit, I should of asked for tap water. I’m not going out for months now after spending that much money.

Don’t get me wrong, if the quality of the place and the serivce was good, I wouldn’t mind paying the extra knowing that the EXTRA 300% price increase will go to the place and staff. But when the place and service is not-as-good-as-you’d expect it, then you start bitching.

You know, it’s been a while since I’ve bitched about something, but this time it has to be about this shitty “Careless Driving Law” where if you fuck around and kill someone, and then admit to being careless and all that kangaroo shit - you are literally getting away with murder by doing 12 weeks in jail.

Is funny that. Even fucking thieves, rapists, con-men and all that shit get more time than someone who killed someone else because they were driving like a cock. Is just disgraceful that the law around here is fucked up. And the funny thing is that you can’t do anything about it.

The thing is that everyone bitches about this law and how xyz isn’t getting enough jail time because he did that and someone else did this. Everyone bitches about it saying how the law is all fucked up and that it needs to be changed etc etc. But when it comes time to vote (every 4 years), everyone votes for the same party (Labour). What the fuck is going on there?. It further proves what a bunch of dumbasses everyone around here are… But what can you do about it? Well for a start it would be a good idea to maybe vote for Conservative. I think they have a little more common sense than Labour.

But with all of the council tax and all that shit that is coming up, who knows what the fuck is going to happen…

Truth is that in reality people only talk to you and give you attention when they need something. A DVD, CD, etc. Apart from that they wouldn’t even look at you. But as soon as they need something, they will be all over, licking your ass and sucking your dick that you don’t know what the fuck has hit you.

Or maybe it just happens to me? Or maybe am I too observant than the rest? Either way it is pissing me off, and from the other day onwards, I have stopped being a charity. You need something, but you haven’t got nothing to give me in return? F-U-C-K O-F-F