DuckTales baby! Ooohh YEAH! Check out these theme songs in different languages. Just make sure you have that volume all the way up!!!

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Awesome speech by Barack Obama. Just awesome. I hope he wins…

Though in all fairness I haven’t made the most out of my Blackberry due to being a cheap ass and not getting the contract Blackberry Internet Service I am basically only missing out on having email redirected to my Blackberry. And shit, what a shame that is as I enjoy reading death threats and being accused of being racist! Yeah, people actually seem to think that I am a racist because I posted some photos of some niggaz being photoshoped, if that is even possible!

• Auto focus
• 3.2 megapixel camera
• Photo light
• Video recording

Music

• Bluetooth™ stereo (A2DP)
• Media player
• Music tones
• PlayNow™
• Windows Media Player Mobile
• 3D games
• FM radio
• Java
• Video streaming
• Video viewing

Internet

• Internet Explorer® Mobile - (replace IE with Opera or Firefox thank you)
• RSS feeds

Communication and Messaging

• Polyphonic ringtones
• Speakerphone
• Vibrating alert
• Video calling
• Email
• Picture messaging (MMS)
• Predictive text input
• Text messaging (SMS)

Design

• XPERIA™ panels
• Optical joystick navigation
• Navigation key
• Picture wallpaper
• Touch navigation

Organiser

• Alarm clock
• Calculator
• Calendar
• Document editors
• Document readers
• Flight mode
• Handwriting recognition
• Notes
• Phone book
• Tasks
• Touchscreen

Connectivity

• aGPS
• Bluetooth™ technology
• Modem
• Synchronization
• USB support
• WLAN

Windows® Mobile® Operating System

• Microsoft® Outlook Mobile: email, contacts, calendar, tasks
• Microsoft® Office Mobile: Word, Excel, PowerPoint
• Internet Explorer® Mobile
• Windows Media™ Player Mobile
• Windows Live™
• Exchange ActiveSync®
• Voice control
• Utility Applications: file explorer, calculator, pictures & video, notes

Facts and Figures

• Size: 110 x 53 x 16.7 mm
• Weight: 145 grams

Available colours

• Black
• Silver
• Main screen: 65,536 color TFT
• Resolution: 800 X 480 pixels
• Size: 3 inches

Memory

• Phone memory: up to 400 MB
• microSD™ memory card support - (ppl have noted that it will in actual fact support Sony’s own Memory Stick Pro)
• Availability and versions

Networks

• GSM/GPRS/EDGE 850/900/1800/1900
• UMTS/HSDPA/HSUPA 900/1700/1900/2100 MHz
• UMTS/HSDPA/HSUPA 850/1700/1900/2100 MHz

I just hope it is not going to be too expensive and that it will not be locked to a network. But I think both will be true. Well the second one anyway while the prices will be high at the beginning, six months down the line they will go down.

“Shpigler The Shark” teaches Yahoo how you negotiate that deal with Microsoft!

This is a demonstration of the Git version of Compiz Fusion (formerly known as compcomm), which is the remerge of beryl and compiz, and some of its interesting features.

All of those effects you can get on the new version of Ubuntu 7.10!

SHUT UP!

Air Force cadet caught dancing! This is priceless…

These are the trailers for some of the upcoming movies that I am looking forward to seeing:

And let me say that again NO WOMAN IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR! If you are ever put in a situation that you have to (for whatever reason) get all physical with some other guy because of your woman - walk away and don’t turn back. The bitch isn’t worth it. She obviously is need of some serious attention, and because the bitch is so dumb to even talk to you about it, letting you know that you are not giving her any attention lately, then that’s her problem.

Sometimes they do the wrong things to get this attention that they are constantly seeking. Women always go “Do you like my hair?”, “What do you think of this dress?” or the classic one “Does my bum look big in this?” . All of these are for attention seeking purposes. And if you go “Yeah yeah sure ahammmm.” then she will find someone else who will (if the woman is too stupid to tell you what her problems are). And then if you go in and interrupt their little party and just simply walk away without making a fuss and threatening that you are going to kick the other guys ass, then she’ll might ask you “So why didn’t you fight for me?”. And if she says something like, or if she is hinting about something like that, just get rid of her. No pussy is worth fighting for! All pussy looks the same and there is a sea full of it out there. Like the old saying goes “There is plenty of fish in the sea” - well there is!

Furthermore it pisses me off when guys are like “Oh you deserve someone better than me!” or “Am I good enough for her?”. Get those thoughts and that mentality of out your head right this minute. You shouldn’t think if YOU are good enough for a woman, but to actually think if that woman your dating or you got her number and are wanting to take to the next level is good enough FOR you! This is a common mistake a lot of guys make and no wonder they end with some fucked up woman. You have to make the woman prove to you that she is worth being your girlfriend.

And let’s not forget all of this money-steam that women have in their heads that you, being the guy are meant to take them out and pay for their food/drinks every weekend. Ummm…. NO? If your woman says to you something like Oh yeah your taking me out for a meal this weekend! in a ordering, commanding tone of voice - you will have to perform Maneuver Slap-On-The-Face. You have to wake her up from her dream world. NO woman orders a man around. She obviously must be confused with the hierarchies of a relationship.

I find it most funny when a guy is BEING told by his girlfriend what he can and cannot do, where they are going out that night, in which order they are going to go out, to which bars/clubs first… etc. Amuses me every time I hear stories like these from guys who say things like “I have to check with my girlfriend and see if she wants to go there”. YOU’RE the man in the relationship, YOU decide what’s going down that night, or who is doing what. Women don’t like to be in control, they don’t want to be in control (unless she is one of those women who likes to be competitive all the time and forgot what the feeling of a cock in her is like). As soon as your girlfriend decides what is happening and bosses you around (even though you might not realize it), she has you wrapped on her little finger, your not in control any more and is only a matter of time until she gets bored of you (and finds a REAL man that won’t bow down to her) and he’ll boss her around - because that’s what men do, they are the leaders, they decide what is going down.

And if a woman starts giving you mouth after she perfectly planned out her evening with what she is going to wear and with what friends she is going to meet etc and you say to her “I am not in the mood to go out, we’re staying in and watch a movie” - you then tell her who’s the boss “Look, you do what I tell you to do, and if you don’t like it then get your ass out of here, otherwise STFU and you do as I say”. Obviously if you want to show that you mean business you say it more like that, otherwise you say it in a much nicer way. Either way is she doesn’t have any of it get rid of her and find someone else, she has all sorts of shit in her head and needs to be brought back down to REALITY on good old Earth here.

Now I agree with what Connery has to say. A woman needs to be given a beating now and then to be (how shall I put this) - “reminded” - of who is the boss in the relationship. If she has better things to do and goes all “I’m off shopping!”, then you have to remind her which is left from right, and then she will jump back to the real business of cooking some food or doing some cleaning. Don’t get me wrong here, I don’t condone the act of beating a woman up because she pissed you off in an argument or whatever, but if sometimes she doesn’t understand when you have the last word in, then it is wise to follow it up by a slap maneuver, as women go all pig-headed and just don’t understand what your talking about.

Finally, it is important to understand that you should treat your woman right. Take her out for surprise meals, buy her drinks now and then (remember to go all provider-type and buying her things all the time, because this isn’t going to help), have fun, take her to the cinema, etc. If she has done something nice for you, for example if she bought a nice pair of underwear for you, then it is only polite to return the favor by doing something nice for her, such as giving her oral sex, or buying her some flowers, or whatever. Remember that in a relationship you both have to meet each other half-way. And if you want to hit her or “remind” her who wears the trousers in the relationship, then when your play fighting with her give her one or two jabs a bit harder to “wake” her up. Or something like that anyway…