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These are the trailers for some of the upcoming movies that I am looking forward to seeing:

And let me say that again NO WOMAN IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR! If you are ever put in a situation that you have to (for whatever reason) get all physical with some other guy because of your woman - walk away and don’t turn back. The bitch isn’t worth it. She obviously is need of some serious attention, and because the bitch is so dumb to even talk to you about it, letting you know that you are not giving her any attention lately, then that’s her problem.

Sometimes they do the wrong things to get this attention that they are constantly seeking. Women always go “Do you like my hair?”, “What do you think of this dress?” or the classic one “Does my bum look big in this?” . All of these are for attention seeking purposes. And if you go “Yeah yeah sure ahammmm.” then she will find someone else who will (if the woman is too stupid to tell you what her problems are). And then if you go in and interrupt their little party and just simply walk away without making a fuss and threatening that you are going to kick the other guys ass, then she’ll might ask you “So why didn’t you fight for me?”. And if she says something like, or if she is hinting about something like that, just get rid of her. No pussy is worth fighting for! All pussy looks the same and there is a sea full of it out there. Like the old saying goes “There is plenty of fish in the sea” - well there is!

Furthermore it pisses me off when guys are like “Oh you deserve someone better than me!” or “Am I good enough for her?”. Get those thoughts and that mentality of out your head right this minute. You shouldn’t think if YOU are good enough for a woman, but to actually think if that woman your dating or you got her number and are wanting to take to the next level is good enough FOR you! This is a common mistake a lot of guys make and no wonder they end with some fucked up woman. You have to make the woman prove to you that she is worth being your girlfriend.

And let’s not forget all of this money-steam that women have in their heads that you, being the guy are meant to take them out and pay for their food/drinks every weekend. Ummm…. NO? If your woman says to you something like Oh yeah your taking me out for a meal this weekend! in a ordering, commanding tone of voice - you will have to perform Maneuver Slap-On-The-Face. You have to wake her up from her dream world. NO woman orders a man around. She obviously must be confused with the hierarchies of a relationship.

I find it most funny when a guy is BEING told by his girlfriend what he can and cannot do, where they are going out that night, in which order they are going to go out, to which bars/clubs first… etc. Amuses me every time I hear stories like these from guys who say things like “I have to check with my girlfriend and see if she wants to go there”. YOU’RE the man in the relationship, YOU decide what’s going down that night, or who is doing what. Women don’t like to be in control, they don’t want to be in control (unless she is one of those women who likes to be competitive all the time and forgot what the feeling of a cock in her is like). As soon as your girlfriend decides what is happening and bosses you around (even though you might not realize it), she has you wrapped on her little finger, your not in control any more and is only a matter of time until she gets bored of you (and finds a REAL man that won’t bow down to her) and he’ll boss her around - because that’s what men do, they are the leaders, they decide what is going down.

And if a woman starts giving you mouth after she perfectly planned out her evening with what she is going to wear and with what friends she is going to meet etc and you say to her “I am not in the mood to go out, we’re staying in and watch a movie” - you then tell her who’s the boss “Look, you do what I tell you to do, and if you don’t like it then get your ass out of here, otherwise STFU and you do as I say”. Obviously if you want to show that you mean business you say it more like that, otherwise you say it in a much nicer way. Either way is she doesn’t have any of it get rid of her and find someone else, she has all sorts of shit in her head and needs to be brought back down to REALITY on good old Earth here.

Now I agree with what Connery has to say. A woman needs to be given a beating now and then to be (how shall I put this) - “reminded” - of who is the boss in the relationship. If she has better things to do and goes all “I’m off shopping!”, then you have to remind her which is left from right, and then she will jump back to the real business of cooking some food or doing some cleaning. Don’t get me wrong here, I don’t condone the act of beating a woman up because she pissed you off in an argument or whatever, but if sometimes she doesn’t understand when you have the last word in, then it is wise to follow it up by a slap maneuver, as women go all pig-headed and just don’t understand what your talking about.

Finally, it is important to understand that you should treat your woman right. Take her out for surprise meals, buy her drinks now and then (remember to go all provider-type and buying her things all the time, because this isn’t going to help), have fun, take her to the cinema, etc. If she has done something nice for you, for example if she bought a nice pair of underwear for you, then it is only polite to return the favor by doing something nice for her, such as giving her oral sex, or buying her some flowers, or whatever. Remember that in a relationship you both have to meet each other half-way. And if you want to hit her or “remind” her who wears the trousers in the relationship, then when your play fighting with her give her one or two jabs a bit harder to “wake” her up. Or something like that anyway…

An eye opening, moving documentary that seperates Muslims and Radical Islamists. This is the Abriged 12 min. version. “This is a film about the global threat of Radical Islam, A violent strain within the Islamic Religion, Most Muslims do not support terror, this is not a film about them…”

And my favorite quote of that little movie is “Houses and young men must be sacrificed. Throats must be slit and skulls must be shattered. This is the path of victory.” And a few popular ones were “Death to America”, “Bomb USA” and “Bomb UK”.

So a bunch of camel-riding, barbarians that have just arrived from the desert with sand in their hair come over in the UK, fresh off a camel’s back and start burning flags, shout “Bomb UK” and that the throats of those who get in their way must be slit. I don’t want to be rude - but GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

You go to a different country and asked to remove your turbin/veil - you do what your told. You come to my house and everyone takes their shoes off, you do the same. I don’t give a shit if your wearing pink socks or that your feet smell, everyone does it and I don’t see why you shouldn’t do the same thing. You don’t like it, fuck off. Simple as that really. It can’t get any simpler.

Pisses me off that sort of attitude. And it’s also the fault of this “democracy” we live in, where everyone should be treated the same and we should all get together and sing ku-humbaia, but if people (mainly foreigners) don’t put any effort into integrating with major nationality of the people where they live in, then that’s their fault if they are treated as outcasts.

You have to meet half way if you don’t want to be left out. You come to a country where the language spoken is different than your language, then you do your damn best to learn that language. After all, you want to live in that country and what to be able to communicate with people to get around. But as soon as you arrive to a country and the first thing you do you go and find the area where your people live in and hang around there and never interact (only rarely) with the host nation, then no wonder you are going to be looked upon as different with your badly spoken language and grammar skills.

So give me a break with this bullshit that foreigners are outcasts and that they are treated differently. Don’t forget that you have to meet the rest of the people half way. You put half the effort to interact and get along with everyone else, and everyone else will meet you half way.

Oh, yes and wait for it “But it’s against Human Rights to be forced to do shit you don’t want to”. Let’s not forget that the UK was one of the first countries to put together the Human Rights legislation in the first place, so basically the UK has shot themselves in the foot, and not only on that occasion, but also with the very lax democracy laws that even a fucking thief can sue you if (s)he gets injured on your property (or this could be put under the Human Rights legislation). So well done on that…

The UK is now under constant threat of being attacked by terrorists with as many as apparently 30 plots that have been discovered already to attack different cities in the UK. The only reason for that that I see is that everyone minds their own business too much. No one gives a shit what their neighbour is doing.

Jim: Oh hey Ahmed how’s it going?
*Ahmed is walking into his house with 10kg sac of fertilizer on his back*
Ahmed: Oh nothing much, just plating some plants. (on his 5ft patch of land!)

And that’s that, Jim won’t give a shit why did his nice neighbour had a 10kg sac of fertilizer for his 5ft patch of land. And that’s the problem here in the UK. No one gives a shit what the other person is doing or is getting up to. But if you take for example Romania, where everyone knows everything about everyone else, then you won’t even get to open the sac of fertilizer that the police will be all over your ass with a gun to your head and then having the shit beaten out of you when you were really meant to be “questioned”.

But… What can you do eh?

Just by coincidence I came across the original soundtrack (OST) of the Borat movie only to find….

…What it looked like two Romanian songs! One is Stefan de la Barbulesti - Eu vin acasa cu drag and the other O.M.F.O. - Magic Mamaliga.

Though it is important to note that the first song Stefan de la Barbulesti - Eu vin acasa cu drag which is the actual theme song of the movie, is sang by a gypsy, so though not really Romanian, but still, close to.

(In Romania gypsy music is very popular, probably tops pop-music, but it is very popular)

The clip below are the first four minutes of the Borat movie:

Though as much as “Borat” or also known as Sacha Baron Cohe, who is best know for being the “Ali G” character is trying to make people belive that he is recording in actual Kazakhstan, though the truth is far from that (or at least from what I could see in those first four minutes). The true location of the recording lies somewhat 2127 miles west from Kazakhstan to somewhere in Romania.

Since when do the people that live in a remote village in Kazakhstan speak Romanian? And to me that village looks like a gypsy village… Yet again the gypsies strike again in giving Romanians a bad reputation, image and God knows what else. Disappointing to say the least.

But hey, I am still proud of where I come from, who I am and all that. So, who gives a shit what you think?

And let’s not forget that for centuries Romania has fought with the Ottoman Empire (the Turks) who tried continuously to invade Europe. It is a shame that Romania has been at the front, getting fucked for centuries, whereas other countries freely and withoutany worries explored and colonized other countries. It would’ve been nice for Romania to concentrate on trading and develop itself as a country rather than having to fight with countless armies (and always being outnumbered).

But hey, not even a thank you from the rest of the European for protecting their asses against an unstoppableOttoman Empire. I guess people didn’t give a shit if they were Arabs and having to pray 5 times a day? But because the way Romanians are, and we never give up, we always fight back and we won’t take second place - and even if we do get second place, we’ll figure out a way to win back - we kept Europe the way it is and now when we are up to a good economical level like the majority of Europe the big countries such as the UK are finding ways of not letting us in because we’ll bring their economy down.

I say fuck the UK and fuck the European Union. After protecting your asses from Turks your bitching about us joining in the EU? Heh… I personally would say to shove that European Union thing up their asses.

The UK are just scared that now Romania and Bulgaria have joined the EU, Romanians will come in the UK and "steal" and "bring down" the economy. But the real truth is that Romanians work harder andif they have to for less pay than any of the English citizens, so that’s why they are all bitching and coming up with all sorts of shit to stop us from comingto your country to make a decent living.

The only reason why the UK has such a high economy is because they didn’t have to fight anyone for centuries. All that happened to the UK was that the Romans came over, they civilized everyone and showed them how to live a better life, then the Vikings came over, those uncivilized barbarians, and then the actual UK that it is now, is of people half Roman half Vikings (half civilized and half barbarians). And that’s it! People had time to build an economy and trade with other countries etc. That’s why you have at one end the Queen and at the other "Jack" who’s 16 hours (out of 24) in the pub drinking away the money he receives from Social Services, that ME, the Romanian who LEGALLY works hard and pays all my taxes, pays for all his monthly benefits and house that the Government provides.

No wonder the majority of the UK are a bunch of lazy slags who have nothing better to do than just sleep around, drink, swear and live off the money that other people pay in taxes. Kudos to you UK!

/RANT OVER

Another view on history and past events…

Watch and learn!

6 Minutes of dance evolution! This video is great.

Forgot to add the link to the actual ABC site, so here it is! (Thanks “or4cl3″)

ABC has launched their free online service which allows viewers from USA to stream the latest episodes that have been broadcasted on TV. Episodes such as Lost, Desperate Housewives, Alias etc. are all available to stream for free from the ABC website. It is worth to mention that this is a two month trial from ABC, so who knows what is going to happen after two months.

Though the quality of the content is no HDTV, it is still watchable, free and most importantly LEGAL! So if you want to view the latest shows without worrying about getting caught, then this is a good way of viewing the shows.

If you don’t live in USA then your shit out of luck. You can get around this by using a proxy from USA obviously. ProxyChecker might make life easier for you in finding that proxy you need. Just play around with it and figure it out for yourself! Good luck!

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And because I am so kind I have provided a list of USA proxies:

Enjoy.

While browsing YouTube.com, this video showed up. Is funny, check it out: