Dumb People
Posted by ePlus on 2 October, 2005 at 17:27 pmI don’t know what is happening to people these days. Wherever I look a dumbass is in the way. In the latest trend is to throw away spare change. Anything below <5p. I just cannot believe shit like that. Why the fuck would you want to throw away money? We will examine that in detail later.
I went recently with some people to get some food while on lunch at college. So we decided to go to go to a takeaway and get some shitty fat-food that contains so much fat that even your grandchildren will have traces of it in their blood. We went there got the takeaway etc - I had a small portion of chips which funnily enough costed me £2 according to the mathematics of some people in my class. And the receipt was thrown away by another clever dumbass twat to really find the actually price of my portion of chips.
So we went somewhere to eat our high-in-fat food, and while sitting down somewhere eating, the person who came up with the idea that “I hate two pence coins, they piss me off” - they should be given a gold star and maybe have their bollocks chopped off with a rusty axe. I just couldn’t believe that the dumbass thrown away about four two pence counts like that. I was in complete shock. I had to take away deep breaths of air to come back to myself.
The person itself has a part-time job working after college etc, doing fuck-knows what, most probably teaching people how to act retarded and be dumbasses in whichever way possible at all times. So is not like they haven’t got any money. But the funny thing comes when you see that person everyday of the week wearing the same pair of jeans (which none the less are stained) and the same two-three T-shirts.
Aaaa… Now I get it. Let’s throw money away but wear the same clothes all the time.. I just don’t know what people think these days. Not even a brain transplant could help because still dumbasses they’d remain.
Seems as though people days take things for granted too much. What about if shit went hard and that person’s parents fucked off or something and they had to live on their own. Then they would have to pay rent, bills, food, and petrol. Yeh you can also get help from the Government, but not that much. Then they would see how to appreciate money a little more… Maybe a lot more. Could well become a money management guru or some shit. There are people in other countries dying because they haven’t got any money to live to buy food, water, medication and people over here throw money away because “is not cool to have two pence coins on you”. Shit like this makes me sick… So sick that I feel an instant urge to beat the shit out of that person and send them to a country were you literally have to think about how you can make enough money to eat something the next day.
So that was one person who I noticed that does shit like that. Another one, well… This person is more like the badest I’ve seen yet. Throws away NOT only one pence and two pence coins, but even five pence ones! The funny thing is that the same shit applies to this person like it applied to the one above. This one though tends to wear the same clothes longer than the first person. Which of course, the fragrance is very… colorful. I can bet that with the money that people like these throw away they could fucking buy a house in a year.
A friend of mine even told me that one of his friends managed to go on holiday from all the money that he used to find while walking about etc from people throwing it all away. I was really impressed by that. Just like my driving instructor said to me;
If someone even gives you shit in a bag, take it and keep it. It’s free and you may never know when it might be worth something.
Of course the above quote is the moral of a story that he told me while driving about, but the same shit applies in all cases. People throw away money like that, I pick it up. And when my bag is full of change I take it to the bank and get £50 for nothing. That’s £50 from doing nothing. Pretty impressive eh?
Tags: common sense, dumbass, fuckwits, idiots, money, opinion, Rant, truth
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