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I love reading Facebook status messages. Status messages and drunk photos of fat bitches thinking that they are sexy are the only things that keeps me on there for entertainment purposes only… Seeing emo messages such as:

Well the answer to that question is not that there aren’t any - but you being a dumb bitch and choosing the wrong ones. Until your little shallow brain realises that you deserve better and get some self respect you will carry on attracting assholes who treat you like shit and use you. Dumb whore…

Yes because I GIVE A FUCK how?! Boo hoo - want a Kleenex?

Actually there is nothing I can comment about this status message. This chick has more bollocks (in a sexy very feminine kind of way) than some blokes I know!

Bitch is on holiday and decides to log onto Facebook to let everyone know that her fried fanny is “loving d sun and cocktails”. I’m sure she is loving the COCKtails. And notice the “d”, bitch had time to login onto the net from some remote location where monkeys deliver telegrams and couldn’t even be bothered to write a complete three letter word!! Maybe the cock in her mouth distracted her…

Wahoo for all of you, you drunk whores. Drunk bitches are worse than fucking rats. You can set your shit on fire because they’ll still come and chew on it. And what’s more these walking distilleries are going out during a weekday with having to go to work tomorrow…. *Sigh*

Yeah blah blah… Typical emo message which translates to “I need some attention because I’m an attention whore, so give me some!”.

Fuck… Where’s CatMan when you need him to slash some pussy to shreds…

¹Females sex chromosome (XX)
²Males sex chromosomes (XY)

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