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I was fairly amused today when I heard some badass bitch about some girls saying that they are ugly or fat or whatever. It amazes me that people these days can be so picky. I mean if you were going to call someone ugly/fat/etc you need to be the opposite of all the bad things you are saying. Especially when you are taking the piss out of someone’s girlfriend. You can’t just purely say that some bloke’s girlfriend is an ugly dog if you haven’t got a girlfriend yourself (which may explain why by the things you are saying) or your last girlfriend was someone who never saw the light of day.

So here I bring you the world’s best looking, sharpest, fittest, blah blah bla male human alive today:

As we can see ladies and gentlemen he is so good looking he is allowed to take the piss out of other people who haven’t been blessed with the good looks that he has. I just feel sorry for everyone else out there. But wait! What’s this? After a closer look, it looks like our Action-Man model-like here could do with a bit of a makeover… Maybe something like this could improve his appearance:

Well… Basically the moral of this rant is not to take the piss out of people because of their disadvantages when you aren’t any better than them in the first place. So in the future just STFU.

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