Fuck The Police? Literally Or Theoretically?
Posted by ePlus on 11 February, 2008 at 23:31 pm
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According to a British daily newspaper the Daily Mail is saying that police officers are having difficulties in fighting crime… Well fuck me, I think it is time to call on Capitan Obvious here. Let’s look at the problem a little closer shall we?
- Police raid house of a 12 year old kid and arrest him because he was in a scuffle at school.
- Police arrest innocent people who defend their own home when fuckwit burglars strike because the burglar COMPLAINED that he/she was injured!
- Police officers spend too much doing shitty not-so-important paper work that keeps them inside rather than outside. GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE and gain trust from the public!
- Police officers’ son throws football into neighbours garden for the gazillionth time. Neighbour keeps football until kid apologizes. Officer dad calls officer friends to go around neighbours house and arrest him for theft. Nice one going there officer SHITFACE
- TWO police vans and another car (in total 6 officers) are required for a fight in a nightclub between two faggots. Shit, 6 police officers WTF is this a shootout? Machetes were pulled out? People became butchers or something? WAY OTT!
I could go on, but it doesn’t surprise me that people don’t give a fuck about police these days and what disappoints me is how scared the public is of squeaky-voiced 13 year olds with hoodies acting hard because they smoke fags stolen from their mums handbag. I mean I am a nice guy and all but if some shit heads started shit and DARED to attack the almighty ePlus all shit would brake loose, you will see me on all of the news station around the word "NIGGA KILLED 10 WHITEBOYS IN FREAK ACCIDENT!" fucking damn right it was a freak accident because I go shit crazy. Crazy MOFO with a twitch to the left in his neck that makes people think I have epilepsy fits.
I believe in good old fashioned laws and rules. Just watch Dirty Harry and you will understand what I mean. No more of that fucking about pussy officers being scared to put a pansy on the ground because he might injure him and then get sued for brutality shit. So fucking lame these days as there is a law for everything. You scratch your ass and BAM you broke the law - You are not allowed to scratch your ass because people might smell the shit when you split your ass cheeks apart - I mean come on, give me a fucking break. WTF.
But you see, this is the society that we all live in, everyone is scared to say what they think incase they might be racist or offend someone. Is so fucked up is unbelievable. If I was to time travel back to the Before the 1980s anywhere, even the 15th century I’ll be happy. Especially in those days people knew what respect and loyalty was. Someone pisses you off or does something you take the law into your own hands. Better yet the Wild Wild West for me thank you…
Tags: life, police, Rant, society
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