KEEP OFF THE INTERNET!!!
Posted by ePlus on 3 October, 2005 at 17:44 pmAccording to citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org we should keep off the Internet. My only answer to that is:
Now that that is out of the way, this is some of the shit that is on that website:
9 REASONS TO SWITCH OFF!
THE INTERNET IS A PORN HIGHWAY TO HELL.
9 OUT OF 10 CHILDREN ARE PREYED UPON BY PERVERTS AND SICKOS, INCLUDING TEACHERS.
THE INTERNET TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE NUCLEAR BOMBS, OR PROTEST THE GOVERNMENT.
IT’S EASY TO GET INTO DEBT ON THE INTERNET, WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT, FOR EXAMPLE BY ACCIDENTALLY GIVING A PORN SITE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS.
THE ONLY FRIENDS YOU MAKE ONLINE ARE NERDS, LOSERS OR PERVERTS. BECAUSE EXCEPT FOR YOU AND ME, EVERYONE ONLINE IS ONE OF THESE.
THE INTERNET TEACHES KIDS IT’S OKAY TO TAKE HEROIN AND SELL YOUR BODY FOR KICKS, WHEN, IN FACT, IT ISN’T OKAY AT ALL.
WHEN I WENT ON THE INTERNET, I FOUND MYSELF LOOKING AT PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN AND ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT. THIS IS A *REAL* SHAME.
BEFORE THE INTERNET, WE HAD *NO* PROBLEMS.
THE DEVIL USES THE INTERNET, EVERY DAY.
Seems like someone has forgotten how to turn the caps off - dumbass. Anyway, people like those who design bad and pointless like those should be kept offline. They just don’t deserve to even be allowed on the Internet. Fucktards… 
Tags: fuckwits, internet, kiss my ass, pissed, Rant
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