Night Club Etiquette

Posted by ePlus on 5 November, 2006 at 22:19 pm

I have bitched about night clubs and going out in the past, but this weekend was the second weekend in a row when illiterate, peasant-like retards decided to come out from their wooden houses to have a drink or two.

What I mean is that in the UK, especially here were I live to all of the night clubs I go to there are people who do not have a "night out etiquette". People go around pushing through, spilling drinks on other people, on the dance floor, it is like being on a fucking farm between a bunch of pigs pushing each other and rolling in mud. I mean, if you can’t control your drink and you start walking in a zig-zag then don’t even bother to go out. Just stay at home, lock yourself in, handcuff yourself to the radiator, but whatever you do just don’t go out! I’ve had people pushing me, barging through, drinks spilled on, used as a bandage, I mean anything you can imagine. Not so long ago I came out of a night club and my white shirt was covered in blood. Obviously because the night club was so packed and overcrowded I couldn’t feel when blood got onto me, but I had it down my back, on my sleeve - I came out of the night club and it looked like I was in some sort of samurai film that just had a bloodbath with sword fights etc. Unbelievable….

Because of people that aren’t educated correctly in going out and how to behave in a society where civilized people get together , it wouldn’t make a difference if  the night club was a barn stinking of manure and people were dancing on hay. That’s how a night out around here is.

I’ve been out in night clubs in different cities and different countries and by far this is the worst experience in my books. I guess because the place is so small, farmer Joe comes out to town to socialize about who owns the most land or whatever bullshit like that…

Lame, sad, lame, and sad again because when the sort of people who are not educated to survive in a social environment, when (and a big IF) they move to bigger city, they will be outclassed by a mile stone by educated, more adequate people.

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