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After not playing CS:S for over a year I decided to re-install it as I felt the urge to get some headshots!

Obviously I don’t have a top of the range graphics card so I have to use what I have. Which in this case calls in for some improvisation in the form of tweaking the graphics of the game and other options to get a better performance and a higher FPS.

The changes are not even noticeable – no need to worry

Anyhow, copy the below code, open Notepad save it as autoexec.cfg and put it in your C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\YOURUSERNAME\counter-strike source\cstrike\cfg

Oh yeah you might also want to read Optimize Counter-Strike: Source at the bottom there, more tips. Good luck!

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Bah… I got people bitching to me that I haven’t updated my blog for well nearly six months. What can I say… I have been busy. Now that winter is approaching moi will be indoors most of the time which of course next to programming in Java (which is a rant in its own right) SQL, ASP and doing shitty reports I might have some time squeezing in a rant or two. Or maybe not!

I have to say a lot of the same reoccurring shit has been pissing me off lately…

Pisses me off that these days everyone gets a medal for doing something pointless or which they were MEANT to be doing in the first place as part of their job!

For example, Prince Harry went to receive his campaign medal for his services in Afghanistan. Eh??? Pardon moi? Receive a medal because he stayed in Afghanistan for a month under very secure protection because let’s not forget he is royal after all – and he receives a medal? What the fuck did he do? Did he go into a cave and save fellow soldiers from insurgents? Did he risk his life to protect someone else? No, so why the fuck is he getting a medal?

Just another one of those let’s blow steam up your ass and help you be even more full of yourself kind of British things. Which reminds me, even the fucking Rugby team when they won the world cup a couple of years ago they went to get some medals from the queen. The same for the gold medal winners of the Olympic rowing team. Some of them even got knighted. WTF? They did what they were supposed to do?!

Is just bullshit handing out shit like that to everyone who has done something ordinary – “Oh here you go, have a medal for having a bakery and serving hungry people at lunch times”. Nice one FELLA,

What can I say… I had nothing to bitch about for the last couple of months… Or shall I say nothing that pissed me off so much that it would make me bitch. Here are some of news that caught my attention:

Man stabbed to death in Oxford Street was on bail for horrific acid gang rape
First of all – GOOD. That piece of shit scum bag used caustic soda over her body to get rid of any DNA evidence. Thank fuck that piece of shit was taken care of. Furthermore he was also involved in a gang stabbing as well. How ironic…

A-grade schoolgirl, 16, runs off with 46-year-old grandfather, as mother pleads for her to return
Well… The bitch needs a reality check and her ass kicked all the way back to the womb she came out of. Fucking kids these days not thinking shit getting high on all of that cannabis giving them brain damage. If she was my kid I would’ve hoped the police got to her before I did because I would’ve killed that gizz bag of granpa and beat the shit out of her all the way back home

Retired dentist and wife ‘in suicide pact’ because they feared being moved into separate care homes
Who the fuck comes up with these rules. Actually, I would like to meet the dumb fucks who are in charge that make all of these decisions. Fucking no moral thinking, no common sense. It seems as though it is all processed by a computer that lacks emotions.

DuckTales baby! Ooohh YEAH! Check out these theme songs in different languages. Just make sure you have that volume all the way up!!!

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Awesome speech by Barack Obama. Just awesome. I hope he wins…

I have covered this before but that was for an old version of Firefox and this time I am going to include a RSS reader, "Snarfer" for those who do not use Firefox or just simply want an independent client.

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According to a British daily newspaper the Daily Mail  is saying that police officers are having difficulties in fighting crime… Well fuck me, I think it is time to call on Capitan Obvious here. Let’s look at the problem a little closer shall we?

• Police raid house of a 12 year old kid and arrest him because he was in a scuffle at school.
• Police arrest innocent people who defend their own home when fuckwit burglars strike because the burglar COMPLAINED that he/she was injured!
• Police officers spend too much doing shitty not-so-important paper work that keeps them inside rather than outside. GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE and gain trust from the public!
• Police officers’ son throws football into neighbours garden for the gazillionth time. Neighbour keeps football until kid apologizes. Officer dad calls officer friends to go around neighbours house and arrest him for theft. Nice one going there officer SHITFACE
• TWO police vans and another car (in total 6 officers) are required for a fight in a nightclub between two faggots. Shit, 6 police officers WTF is this a shootout? Machetes were pulled out? People became butchers or something? WAY OTT!

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