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I decided to re-write the reason(s) why I decided to remove my bitching and picture about those fucking iPods.

The reason why the shit was removed was because I can’t be bothered with this any more. What I mean is the same old story over and over again. And the funny thing about it is that (as the guy who I’ve had a chat with after college said) I should’ve let the person who’s iPods gone missing do all the fucking about and rattling people’s cages.

And yes even though those were his iPods that went missing etc, he is still a friend and as always you should help you friends (as that guy was doing for his friends), but why this time and why today, is because I have finally realized that the person who’s iPods went missing hasn’t done FUCK ALL about it. Which kind of makes you think - “Why should I put my ass out there and get into arguments, piss people off, blame people (without evidence) when the person who is actually affected by this simply just stands back and watches, goes on a holiday and generally doesn’t give a fuck. So for those things I am stopping my shit.

At the end of the day the people who’s cages I’ve been “rattling” haven’t done pretty much anything to me. But just kind of pisses me off when you start doing shit and you have no support from the person who was actually affected in the first place.

So from tomorrow onwards shit is moving on. The people who have been part of this roller coaster ride should move on and everyone *should* be happy. Of course, apart from the person who’s iPods did go missing, but that is just pretty much himself to blame.

And to bitch more about that is the fact that how the fuck can you leave TWO iPods in a SEE-THROUGH folder lying around I don’t understand. Is like walking around, butt-naked through a gay neighborhood - you’re bound to get raped. The chances are minimal of those iPods being there all the time when you leave them around while you go for a piss or eating or whatever. There are like 1/10 chances. And also the door of the room is open, anyone can walk in and out. You just don’t leave shit like that lying around.

So the way I see it is 50% fault of the person who left those iPods in a see-through folder that they meant missing. And the other 50% to the person or people who stole them, as they had nothing better to do.

And another thing that pissed me off in this whole cluedo mystery thing is that no one from the class helped each other out. Everyone was like “Heh - fuck him, who gives a shit what happened to him.” - but those kind of people don’t think outside the box, they don’t put themselves in the other persons shoes and think for a minute - “But what if it was me, what if my shit went missing and no one tired to help out, how would I feel?”. That is one part were a lot of people fail and they are nothing special. They don’t stand out of the crowd. But that’s the way I see things, and that’s something that I would do…

Getting to the point though, this shit has ended with the iPods as far as I am aware between myself and the people that I have pissed off. As I said, there is no further need to put my neck on the line for those who don’t support me. Everyone should move on now.

CASE CLOSED
(no one gives a fuck)

I am kind of confused about this… It just doesn’t add up. Let me tell you why…

First of all who in the right mind wants to go around sleeping with a fat girl? WTF are they playing at? Are they (the blokes) blind? Now, my theory for this is as follows;

• Fat girl + ugly guy = sex
• Fat girl + fat guy = sex
• Fat girl + desperate (fit) guy = sex

So, as we can see there are a few combinations there, and probably there are many more which I cannot think of at the moment. But is shocking and disturbing seeing fat girls with kids and shit. I am puzzled. Leftwordless, cannot talk, traumatized! And what’s more disturbing is that I was in town the other day walking around and saw this couple and the girl was wearing like one of those half-tops shit, whatever you call them that shows your stomach, but in her case it was showing her six pack of tires. It was worse than a baguette shop, showing off her baguettes. The sick bitch, I nearly felt sick no I was actually sick, but nearly vomited! I mean it was sick, seriously. If I was fat Id be embarrassed. I wouldn’t under no circumstances go around and show to everyone my fat. Check this out, Im fat! That would be a definitive NO.

I have someone in my class who does shit like that. Walks around and like flashes his stomach and nipples around. By the way that person is NOT a female. Lol. If it would have been I wouldn’t be ranting about it, would I? What HE does is just walks around, pulling his shirt/jumper up and down flashing his hairy big porc belly around and making it all sexual. I am not gay, but is a bit hard when someone calls your name and you look and there you see a big ass hairy beer belly, that looks like wild boar. I mean, is just disturbing. I am not going to comment on it any more or about that person, I don’t want to give the wrong impression here now do I? (As if Id give a fuck what people think in the first place? lol )

Just thought Id rant about fat girls. Fed up of seeing those bat bitches wobbling from side to side taking half of the pavement and having to stop every five feet to get their breath back. Is just taking the piss…

How interesting. Today went to college only to find in the afternoon that some girl in my class reads my posts on here. Im sure she is enjoying it as much as I do, posting it! The dirty whore. Then to my surprise she started reading it out loud to the rest of the class! Since when are rants meant to be funny?

Then just 10 minutes ago I’ve got another guy on MSN telling me how funny another one of my rants was. What the fuck is wrong with people these days? Have they lost their sense of humour that they find someone ranting about something funny?! I’m confused…

Anyway, enough about that. I am hopefully going to receive my Nokia 6230i tomorrow. I have purchased it over the weekend, like most things I purchase over the internet. I have noticed that whenever I want to purchase something from the internet it is always at the beginning of the weekend or in the weekend itself. For example I purchased my digital camera which is a Konica Minolta Dimage X50 if you haven’t clicked the link. I am looking forward to its arriving. I could not believe it, I ordered the camera and everything, you know, the boring process having to put your address in and all of the other details. Only to find out that the digital camera wont be dispatched until 3 weeks later. After 30 minutes of cursing I was OK. I should of paid more attention to the writing under the price.

Images taken from infoSync World. Hope they don’t mind.

Maybe I will write a quick review of the Nokia 6230i, but as it is an updated version of the 6230, which I have it too, and this is going to start another rant up in a minute. I only had the Nokia 6230 for not even two months only to find out 2 weeks ago that a new version of it, the Nokia 6230i is going to be released soon, I think it was already released anyway. I was so fucking pissed off, nearly cried!:!: I just literally purchased a brand new Nokia 6230 and just started getting used to it with all of its features, radio, MP3 player, camera, and all of that, only to find out that a new version is out with a larger screen, better camera, a 1.3 Mega pixel upgrade from the not-so-good VGA one which added like 50% noise to all of the pictures it took. But you can’t really complain as it is a phone that has a MP3 player, camera which can record videos and take pictures, has all of the personal organiser features you need to keep track of your hectic life, and decent games. Oh and did I forgot to mention that is a mobile phone too? What I find amusing is people starting to compare the Nokia 6230 with gadgets such as the Ipod, or PDAs or whatever else, when in actual fact is a mobile that is trying to implement all of those features in one gadget.

So that’s it. I am just waiting for the new phone to come and the camera. Then, after that, I’ll be ready for my holiday. Im going back home for a month. I’ve got my gadgets ready to take pictures and record everything for the whole time I am away. Which brings something to my mind Oh no, who is going to keep this updated?! - Errmmmm…. No one?! Yep, you heard it. No one is going to keep the blog updated, as if someone would actually want to in the first place. And if you then you have to send your CV first. Here at myrant.tk, we pick the most skilled people, who have years of experience in using AOL and having grammar such as howz u? wot hve u been up 2?, and to be honest I think that is actually incorrect anyway because those words can be simplified even more to become a lot shorter. And now I feel another rant coming up… I’ll leave it for tonight, some more next time.