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Pisses me off that these days everyone gets a medal for doing something pointless or which they were MEANT to be doing in the first place as part of their job!

For example, Prince Harry went to receive his campaign medal for his services in Afghanistan. Eh??? Pardon moi? Receive a medal because he stayed in Afghanistan for a month under very secure protection because let’s not forget he is royal after all - and he receives a medal? What the fuck did he do? Did he go into a cave and save fellow soldiers from insurgents? Did he risk his life to protect someone else? No, so why the fuck is he getting a medal?

Just another one of those let’s blow steam up your ass and help you be even more full of yourself kind of British things. Which reminds me, even the fucking Rugby team when they won the world cup a couple of years ago they went to get some medals from the queen. The same for the gold medal winners of the Olympic rowing team. Some of them even got knighted. WTF? They did what they were supposed to do?!

Is just bullshit handing out shit like that to everyone who has done something ordinary - “Oh here you go, have a medal for having a bakery and serving hungry people at lunch times”. Nice one FELLA,

What can I say… Now people want to get featured on nokitel.co.uk because it is so hot. So for a friend of mine, I promised I’ll get him famous by comming up with some shit. (And so I did)

The hood from where he is from is though shit. You need to more of a badass than a badass who is a badass. So yeh. This shit is crazy. You have to sneak around the place if you want to stay alive. You have to disguise as a granny and all… That is of course if you are not from the hood in the first place, and you know the homies ‘n shit yo… So anyway, I present you… Streets of Ballaugh!

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Oh ye… For the dumbasses who haven’t figured it out yet. IS NOT A PISS TAKE (well sort of). So stop bitching!

Is not bad enough that I have exams. Mind you I’ve taken a few exams before so I am not actually “nervous” or all that crap. So I just go in do my thing and leave. And then getting a pass or a failure is another thing. I’m hoping of course that I will pass, but looking at the amount of revision I have been doing I somehow doubt that.

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