nokitel.co.uk – BITCHFEST

I don’t know what is happening to people these days. Wherever I look a dumbass is in the way. In the latest trend is to throw away spare change. Anything below <5p. I just cannot believe shit like that. Why the fuck would you want to throw away money? We will examine that in detail later.

I went recently with some people to get some food while on lunch at college. So we decided to go to go to a takeaway and get some shitty fat-food that contains so much fat that even your grandchildren will have traces of it in their blood. We went there got the takeaway etc – I had a small portion of chips which funnily enough costed me £2 according to the mathematics of some people in my class. And the receipt was thrown away by another clever dumbass twat to really find the actually price of my portion of chips.
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I am so fed up of people thinking that I know everything, and that I am meant to understand every joke and what other shit they say to me. Is not bad enough that I English is my second language, but people expect me to fully 100% understand them as if I was English. Ummm… Last time I checked they can shove that up their ass. Even if I know English and I speak it and write it pretty well, it does not mean that I can understand all of the shitty, old un-used English words that people use now and then just to show off that their posh when they really live in a states house. So fucking pathetic. Give me a break! I don’t care?! :whistle:
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I was watching TV the other night and I was amazed at the amount of crap that is on nowadays. There were two adverts though that caught my eye. I couldn’t believe how stupid they are. I could only just slit my wrists and burn, rather than watch these adverts. For example last night I went to watch this movie (Rules of Engagement) which was meant to start at 21:00, that at 21:05 they were still showing adverts. Taking the piss right? I am there waiting for the movie to start, knowing that it will be finished by midnight and I’ll be tired as fuck and they’re showing adverts. Good one assholes.
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I cannot stand it when people go “Aaaahhh I’m so fat!!! I need to loose weight! That’s it from now on I am not going to eat crap food” Then at lunch time they go buy a packet of crisps, a bottle of coke and a chocolate bar. It just gets on my nerves, pisses me off so badly that I could stab them with Mars bar! The fat fucks. Guess what? How the fuck can you complain and whine about you being over-weight and then go and eat fat food? Just doesn’t make sense. Just proves that you have the IQ level of a squirrel. Dumb fucks. It just takes the piss, and pisses me off badly.

Today someone in my class was saying the exact same shit “Ohhhh… I need to loose weight” and then at the first break he came to the table with a bottle of coke, a packet of crisps and a chocolate bar. WTF?! Just five minutes ago he said that he was fat?! WTF? Doesn’t make sense retard! Make your mind up! You either want to loose weight and eat properly, or you STFU and stop your whining about your fatness and carry on eating shit food. Make your fucking mind up dumbass! People these days are so stupid that it gives me headache!

So I was walking to town after finishing college. It was around lunch time or so. As you can probably figure out it was a hard day at college. Pissing off people and watching some retards over-react (mentioning no names). Plus it was a nice day, why take the buss when is a nice day outside and walking is good for you? So walking down to town it was this on the pavement:

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So I was at work today, working hard as usual. And we go through a lot of paper at work and all of it goes in the bin. The bin only gets emptied during week days. So as we are open on Saturdays also, the bin doesn’t get emptied. So we have the rubbish from Friday. As the bin is already half full and Saturday being a busy day we double the capacity of the bin. That means we have to put double the rubbish that is already in the bin on top of the half of the rubbish taking up half the bin as it is. So we kick, push, squeeze more paper and other rubbish in there.

And today a very clever person, actually two bright sparks at my work place decided to put two bottles of plastic (one 1.5L and the other 500ml) in the bin during the morning, when the bin wasnt full as of then. By early afternoonthe bin was over-flowing with rubbish, the door couldnt even been opened to put more bin in because it was so full and jammed packed. We literally had to open a bit and stuff more paper in there as hard as we could.

So I asked which clever one put the two bottles in. Of course I didnt mention no names or ask deliberately who did it, but I was like, pointing it out. Some clever person put a bottle of plastic in the bin when the bin is already full as it is. To which one of my colleagues said that there are no other bins. Now as far as I am aware there are 7 bins in the building, excluding the full bin, which will make it 8 bins in total. And my colleague said that there are no bins. More like I cant be bothered to take it to another bin so I am going to put in a full bin and then spend the whole afternoon pushing paper in the already x1.5 over the capacity of the container. some retarded and dumb people at my work place. Is a joke, I couldnt believe it. I was so amazed that I just couldnt say anything.

Later on in the day it was mentioned a few times that is busy today. Well yes, it would be busy if you have 10 people crowded around a 3 meter counter asking different questions and saying they are in a rush. Like who actually gives a fuck if they are in a rush? Not my problem if youre in a rush. You shouldnt come here if you are running late.

One final thing while on the rubbish discussion. I mentioned to my manager over a month ago the issue of recycling, and why arent we doing it? To which his reply was Because the organisation isnt prepared to pay money to recycle. So yep, good one, waste paper, a few more trees cut down for that… Great logic. Now let me tell you the truth, the truth is that to recycle all you have to do is to take the paper to these containers with your car, and just put the paper in the container. It would take 10 minutes drive, that is if you drive straight from work, but if it would be from your house or wherever shouldnt take longer, it should in face be quicker. So thats my managers thinking for that day…

Only a few days ago I was just having a chat with a friend of mine on the way to our college evening course, and me, as usual, stating my opinion and spilling my thoughts out, I said to him; Whats the point in buying a bottle of water, when you can get it for free in a glass?, to which he replied It is more flexible, you dont have to bother carrying a glass of water with all around college, whereas if you had a bottle it would be a lost easier. Thats what he said, not exactly like that but thats what he meant.

So as we can see someone would rather pay 0.80p for a bottle of water which is only 75cl, equal to five glasses of water. My reply to that was that, why not drink five glasses of water and then you save yourself 0.80p and you wont have to have a bottle to carry around with you. To which he said that you might get thirsty in half an hour. But if you get thirsty you go back down and get yourself another glass of water. Also instead of drinking a bit of water now and then from your precious bottle why not drink it all at the beginning and you should be fine. Of course I havent proved this theory (yet), maybe someone can clarify it for me. If you drink five glasses of still waterfrom the tap, which I think is the equivalent of a 75cl bottle of still water over a period of 30 minutes, if after drinking the five glasses of water you would get thirsty?

Maybe someone can clarify that for me. Seeing as spending 0.80p on a bottle of water when right next to the bottles in the fridge there is a machine which all you have to do put a small plastic glass under it and hold the button in is completely stupid, then I dont know what else to say. There isnt anything else to say. That just proves how snobbish and stupid people are these days. I would rather drink five glasses of water (which for me 2-3 one after another is more than enough to keep me happy for an hour) and save myself 0.80p. But people these days want to be cool and not look cheap. Yep thats what I was told drinking your cheap water?, that was addressed to me when I came on the table from a guy who was drinking water out of a bottle. Well guess what dumbass, I just saved myself 0.80p, so I am 0.80p richer and cleverer than you, idiot.

You can see what he is going to be later on his life. At that intelligence, his IQ level is the same as a potato. I say to him good luck in life, imbecile, well see who makes more money.