I went recently with some people to get some food while on lunch at college. So we decided to go to go to a takeaway and get some shitty fat-food that contains so much fat that even your grandchildren will have traces of it in their blood. We went there got the takeaway etc – I had a small portion of chips which funnily enough costed me £2 according to the mathematics of some people in my class. And the receipt was thrown away by another clever dumbass twat to really find the actually price of my portion of chips.

So we went somewhere to eat our high-in-fat food, and while sitting down somewhere eating, the person who came up with the idea that “I hate two pence coins, they piss me off” – they should be given a gold star and maybe have their bollocks chopped off with a rusty axe. I just couldn’t believe that the dumbass thrown away about four two pence counts like that. I was in complete shock. I had to take away deep breaths of air to come back to myself.

The person itself has a part-time job working after college etc, doing fuck-knows what, most probably teaching people how to act retarded and be dumbasses in whichever way possible at all times. So is not like they haven’t got any money. But the funny thing comes when you see that person everyday of the week wearing the same pair of jeans (which none the less are stained) and the same two-three T-shirts.

Aaaa… Now I get it. Let’s throw money away but wear the same clothes all the time.. I just don’t know what people think these days. Not even a brain transplant could help because still dumbasses they’d remain.

Seems as though people days take things for granted too much. What about if shit went hard and that person’s parents fucked off or something and they had to live on their own. Then they would have to pay rent, bills, food, and petrol. Yeh you can also get help from the Government, but not that much. Then they would see how to appreciate money a little more… Maybe a lot more. Could well become a money management guru or some shit. There are people in other countries dying because they haven’t got any money to live to buy food, water, medication and people over here throw money away because “is not cool to have two pence coins on you”. Shit like this makes me sick… So sick that I feel an instant urge to beat the shit out of that person and send them to a country were you literally have to think about how you can make enough money to eat something the next day.

So that was one person who I noticed that does shit like that. Another one, well… This person is more like the badest I’ve seen yet. Throws away NOT only one pence and two pence coins, but even five pence ones! The funny thing is that the same shit applies to this person like it applied to the one above. This one though tends to wear the same clothes longer than the first person. Which of course, the fragrance is very… colorful. I can bet that with the money that people like these throw away they could fucking buy a house in a year.

A friend of mine even told me that one of his friends managed to go on holiday from all the money that he used to find while walking about etc from people throwing it all away. I was really impressed by that. Just like my driving instructor said to me;

If someone even gives you shit in a bag, take it and keep it. It’s free and you may never know when it might be worth something.

Of course the above quote is the moral of a story that he told me while driving about, but the same shit applies in all cases. People throw away money like that, I pick it up. And when my bag is full of change I take it to the bank and get £50 for nothing. That’s £50 from doing nothing. Pretty impressive eh?

… Or am I complaining far too much? But who cares what you think?

Let’s analyse it a bit though. First of all, what the fuck is going with the kids? They came in the house with their hands dirty looking like they have been taking a tank’s engine apart and put it back 3 times. The first thing they should of done was to wash their hands, that would only get the sink tap dirty, so they would just simply have to clean that, which would take 10 seconds. Then how the fuck could the thought of going into a white kitchen with oil on them was “cool” or “ok”. They must be about as clever as a hamster. But even that is insulting the hamster. I just still can’t get over the fact that the dumbasses just walked into a white kitchen, full of oil and started fucking making a mess and touching everything. The dumb fucks, couldn’t even figure out to wash their hands as they would make a big mess. And furthermore that advert just says to other retards “Is ok to make a mess. You go and get covered in shit, then come into your house and start touching everything and all your mum will do is look at you and make you clean it”. Good advert fuck-heads. Getting people to think that is OK to make a mess around the house is just idiotic. I don’t understand what kind of logic that is.
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Then in another advert, advertising the same product just a different scenario is a guy washing his dirty dog in a white bathroom. Well first of all you can tell that the guy is more stupid than the dog as he is washing a dirty dog in a WHITE bathroom. The imbecile. What he could of done was take the dog in the garden, then take the hose out and wash the dog in the garden. Then he won’t have to do the extra work in cleaning the dog and the bathroom. The idiot. Where the fuck do they get these ideas from? Even I come up with better ideas than those retards. Unbelievable….

In the second advert, as the two adverts discussed above are advertising the same product, so therefore it only counts as one product. Anyway, here comes my favourite advert. Is not really my favourite, is my favourite stupid advert. It kind of makes people humiliate themselves in public – that’s why I like it so much. I can’t wait for some dumbass in my class at college to use that, and damn I’ll be ripping the piss out of them for months, until I’ll get bored! So here I begin, the second part:

Yep, that’s right. A mini condom! This is the new fresh way to fingering your ass while in public. Simply open a packet, slip the condom on your finger (whichever one you want, the middle finger if you want “deeper cleaning”) and simply pop it up were the sun never shines and you will feel fresh and ready to do whatever you are going to do feeling fresh. rant, opinion, truth, debate, common sense

Now seriously, what you do is from what I have seen on the TV advert is that you put it on your finger and you wipe your teeth with it. Now nothing is wrong with keeping your teeth clean, but certainly I wouldn’t want to be seen wiping my teeth or even putting in my mouth a condom-look-alike. lol. Just imagine how embarrassing that would be. And knowing retards these days, they would probably use actual condoms because “it tastes like banana”, no shit it does as you have just wiped all over your teeth banana flavoured vaseline. Dumbasses. I just could not believe that someone actually came up with a product like this for people to use. Who in the right mind will use this? As you can probably tell it isn’t going to be me. I am not going to be one of the retards to be caught with a condom in my mouth just after I ate my lunch in a busy restaurant.

It just clicked, you know who this is aimed at? At whores, yeh, that’s right, those sluts that stay at your street corner wearing their belt skirts revealing a saggy vagina hanging about which needs to be stapled back to even look like a normal vagina. Those will benefit from this new product to get rid of all of the gizz (sperm) between their teeth from all of those dicks they’ve been sucking 24/7. Even guys can benefit from this product when they go and chat up girls. They can quickly wipe their teeth with a flavoured condom and go and talk to some girl. My version of the products guide is something like this:

That is one possibility were it can come in useful. It could make the difference between you not getting with someone or not getting with someone. Pretty good eh? I just can’t wait to see people use this shit, I’ll be shouting “Is that a condom in your mouth?!” w000t lol

Today someone in my class was saying the exact same shit “Ohhhh… I need to loose weight” and then at the first break he came to the table with a bottle of coke, a packet of crisps and a chocolate bar. WTF?! Just five minutes ago he said that he was fat?! WTF? Doesn’t make sense retard! Make your mind up! You either want to loose weight and eat properly, or you STFU and stop your whining about your fatness and carry on eating shit food. Make your fucking mind up dumbass! People these days are so stupid that it gives me headache!

No shit the footpath is closed? What the fuck do they expect it to be? Partially open? Closed between 10am and 15pm? WTF?! I couldn’t believe the stupidity, hence why I took a picture. To prove that out there, there aren’t only stupid people, but also stupid governments. I mean there is a truck on the pavement, obviously the footpath is closed as you cannot get past it unless you go onto the road. And if you go on the road there are high chances of you getting run over by some old granny who can’t see further than her nose. Is just so fucking stupid I was shocked. Seriously, where is common sense these days? I mean what people need a sign to be told that the pavement is closed? I mean can’t they figure out for themselves that:

A truck on the pavement + no chance of getting past it unless going on the road = pavement closed?

How more obvious than by having not one, but two signs. One telling the pedestrians that the footbath is closed and the other telling them which other way they can go? ROFL?! I can just imagine (I think) what some dumbass can think when they see those signs: Hmmm… A truck is on the footpath, but I still need a sign telling me that is closed because I can’t figure it out for myself, and now Ill just have to read the other sign so that I know which other way I can go.

I am not saying that I don’t need any signs at all, you know if you get like lost and that. Signs telling me which way is the airport or the ferry or other big places, those are fine, but I don’t need a sign telling me that the pavement is closed and then telling me that I can go this other way, when I can just simply walk past it on the road, just that Ill have to make sure I won’t get hit by a car. Seriously, there are some dumb people out there…

Furthermore, while walking I noticed that a van had a smashed window. The front screen was smashed, is not actually, properly smashed, but cracked. Anyway I took a picture of that to, to you guessed it again rant about it.

So as we can see the screen is smashed/cracked, whatever. But why not? I mean, who out there has nothing better to do than smash a car screen with a brick or whatever they used? I can just imagine the retard who did it; “Look at me guys, I’m gona smash this window in because is kool.” Guess what dumbass, is not cool, is retarded. I just cannot understand why someone would want to do something like that? WHY?! Seriously, haven’t they got nothing better to do than go and smash a window or vandalize something? Get a job, go and do something useful, for fuck sakes, stop wasting people’s money and time. I wonder how that person would feel if I came down his house and smashed his car/house window in for no apparent reason. I wonder what he will think, he will probably ask why? Why not? lol You seem to like to go around and destroy other people’s property, so why shouldn’t I come down and destroy your property? Retarded people out there… really retarded.

Still being on the subject on vandalizing stuff and shit like that I found this rather interesting graffiti:

As we can see, is not bad enough that is graffiti and is damaging private property, but is bad graffiti. Who the fuck dares to do bad graffiti? Seriously? WTF do they think they are playing at? I can see it now how the person doing that bragged about it; “Check this shit out, is da bomb yo! This is da shit!” Correction there, is not da shit, is just simply shit! I just simply don’t understand, people smash windows for no reason, others write/spray/draw bad graffiti. Where is world (or place were I live in) coming to?

So I was at work today, working hard as usual. And we go through a lot of paper at work and all of it goes in the bin. The bin only gets emptied during week days. So as we are open on Saturdays also, the bin doesn’t get emptied. So we have the rubbish from Friday. As the bin is already half full and Saturday being a busy day we double the capacity of the bin. That means we have to put double the rubbish that is already in the bin on top of the half of the rubbish taking up half the bin as it is. So we kick, push, squeeze more paper and other rubbish in there.

And today a very clever person, actually two bright sparks at my work place decided to put two bottles of plastic (one 1.5L and the other 500ml) in the bin during the morning, when the bin wasnt full as of then. By early afternoonthe bin was over-flowing with rubbish, the door couldnt even been opened to put more bin in because it was so full and jammed packed. We literally had to open a bit and stuff more paper in there as hard as we could.

So I asked which clever one put the two bottles in. Of course I didnt mention no names or ask deliberately who did it, but I was like, pointing it out. Some clever person put a bottle of plastic in the bin when the bin is already full as it is. To which one of my colleagues said that there are no other bins. Now as far as I am aware there are 7 bins in the building, excluding the full bin, which will make it 8 bins in total. And my colleague said that there are no bins. More like I cant be bothered to take it to another bin so I am going to put in a full bin and then spend the whole afternoon pushing paper in the already x1.5 over the capacity of the container. some retarded and dumb people at my work place. Is a joke, I couldnt believe it. I was so amazed that I just couldnt say anything.

Later on in the day it was mentioned a few times that is busy today. Well yes, it would be busy if you have 10 people crowded around a 3 meter counter asking different questions and saying they are in a rush. Like who actually gives a fuck if they are in a rush? Not my problem if youre in a rush. You shouldnt come here if you are running late.

One final thing while on the rubbish discussion. I mentioned to my manager over a month ago the issue of recycling, and why arent we doing it? To which his reply was Because the organisation isnt prepared to pay money to recycle. So yep, good one, waste paper, a few more trees cut down for that… Great logic. Now let me tell you the truth, the truth is that to recycle all you have to do is to take the paper to these containers with your car, and just put the paper in the container. It would take 10 minutes drive, that is if you drive straight from work, but if it would be from your house or wherever shouldnt take longer, it should in face be quicker. So thats my managers thinking for that day…

So as we can see someone would rather pay 0.80p for a bottle of water which is only 75cl, equal to five glasses of water. My reply to that was that, why not drink five glasses of water and then you save yourself 0.80p and you wont have to have a bottle to carry around with you. To which he said that you might get thirsty in half an hour. But if you get thirsty you go back down and get yourself another glass of water. Also instead of drinking a bit of water now and then from your precious bottle why not drink it all at the beginning and you should be fine. Of course I havent proved this theory (yet), maybe someone can clarify it for me. If you drink five glasses of still waterfrom the tap, which I think is the equivalent of a 75cl bottle of still water over a period of 30 minutes, if after drinking the five glasses of water you would get thirsty?

Maybe someone can clarify that for me. Seeing as spending 0.80p on a bottle of water when right next to the bottles in the fridge there is a machine which all you have to do put a small plastic glass under it and hold the button in is completely stupid, then I dont know what else to say. There isnt anything else to say. That just proves how snobbish and stupid people are these days. I would rather drink five glasses of water (which for me 2-3 one after another is more than enough to keep me happy for an hour) and save myself 0.80p. But people these days want to be cool and not look cheap. Yep thats what I was told drinking your cheap water?, that was addressed to me when I came on the table from a guy who was drinking water out of a bottle. Well guess what dumbass, I just saved myself 0.80p, so I am 0.80p richer and cleverer than you, idiot.

You can see what he is going to be later on his life. At that intelligence, his IQ level is the same as a potato. I say to him good luck in life, imbecile, well see who makes more money.