FUCK Planning Permission Laws
Posted by ePlus on 27 January, 2008 at 20:17 pmI just read an article about some farmer who had to hide his house which he built illegally behind bales of hay because the local council would not give him planning permission. WTF WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
What sort of fucked up shit is this that after you spent nearly a quarter of a million pounds, yes that is £250,000 on a decent house in a good area that if you wake up one day with a hard on for building a hut were you can throw those wild whore parties, you get a slap on a dick with Indiana’s Jones whip that you can’t built that because grandma Betty from next door who can barely stand for 5 minutes bitched that it would obscure her view when she looks out the window at your dog taking a shit! And the funny thing is, that is true!
If you want to even cut down your OWN tree that it is on YOUR property you have to go and fill some ass wiping form that makes you look like you are begging the council to chop your tree down. “Oh plz plz plz can I chopz my tree with a little (American-) Indian axe?” Notice how I inserted the “American” word there, we wouldn’t want to be racist or discriminating on here now would we? 
Fucking silverspoon biatches reading this.
Is bullshit this begging-to-build-an-extension-on-your-house law because it just is. If I say is bullshit, it is! If I buy a plot of land in the middle of a city and decided that I am going to live in a tipi what will the council do? Come around and demolish it? Guess what fucktards, I can pack and go ASAP, plus you can’t demolish shit, all I’ll leave behind is a turd and some charcoal from my BBQ! Then what? They can suck me off through a fennel, because I wouldn’t give a fuck.
And this is pretty much linked back to democracy and the bullshit idea that yeah you are free to do what you want to do and FIGHT for your freedom lie speeches when in fact democracy at the level that it is in the UK is just a smokescreen behind a communist, dictatorial regime.
P.S. Comments are enabled because it amuses me when pussies reply without posting a name or email address. I bet you are REAL proud, because sitting on your ass behind a computer saying shit is not pussyish enough you also post with a bogus name and email address. Fucktwits. 
