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Eddie Murphy: Delirious Transcript

Posted by ePlus on 25 October, 2008 at 20:50 pm

It’s here! I have managed to find the transcript from the Eddie Murphy stand-ups Delirious and Raw! Enjoy those memorable quotes….

“I wish I was a slave; I would fuck somebody up!”

“Shit..tell me to bale some motherfucking cotton.”

“I would have been on the street and shit..

“He would came up and say ey
yo nigga bale this cotton?”

“I’d say suck my dick master.”

“Suck my motherfucking dick.”

“That’s right I ain’t baling a motherfucker.”

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Eddie Murphy In Delirious On Slaves

Posted by ePlus on 19 October, 2008 at 14:17 pm

This made my day. Laughed so hard I had to go for a shit!

“Ayo nigga bale this cotton.”
“Suck my dick master!!”