Don’t you hate people that never get a joke or have a sense of humour? Well guess what? So do I! It just pisses me off when you get some dumbass that always start talking out of his ass with his intelligent and carefully thought theories, stories and logical possibilities e.g. “well in theory that can’t really happen”, “if you think about it”, “realistically you can’t do that”. I mean who gives a shit if my assumption in a quick discussion about petrol consumption from college to town is not accurate? And there comes in the discussion Professor Einstein that starts with all of the theories and calculations saying that “No that’s not possible, you can’t drive to town by consuming that much petrol, you would need xyz litres.” - Guess what?! DON’T CARE!!! If I wanted to figure out how much petrol the car would consume per mile and the average time taken or distance that can be travelled with that amount I would do it myself. But in a five second thought and assumption about petrol no one gives a shit what you say!

People like that need to take some sort of humour pill in the morning or smoke something to just relax and to stop coming out with crap that everyone finds boring in quick discussions at breaks etc. :whistle:

Bah… I’m bored already about all of this bitching… See what they are doing to me! They are making me bored!

I don’t know what is happening to people these days. Wherever I look a dumbass is in the way. In the latest trend is to throw away spare change. Anything below <5p. I just cannot believe shit like that. Why the fuck would you want to throw away money? We will examine that in detail later.

I went recently with some people to get some food while on lunch at college. So we decided to go to go to a takeaway and get some shitty fat-food that contains so much fat that even your grandchildren will have traces of it in their blood. We went there got the takeaway etc - I had a small portion of chips which funnily enough costed me £2 according to the mathematics of some people in my class. And the receipt was thrown away by another clever dumbass twat to really find the actually price of my portion of chips.
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I just couldn’t belive my luck when two *clever* people messaged me on MSN this evening. This is what they asked/said :giggle: :

You know, instead of me writing rants ‘n shit, I could just post MSN conversations that I get from people with an IQ of a squirrel… :whistle:

I am so fed up of people thinking that I know everything, and that I am meant to understand every joke and what other shit they say to me. Is not bad enough that I English is my second language, but people expect me to fully 100% understand them as if I was English. Ummm… Last time I checked they can shove that up their ass. Even if I know English and I speak it and write it pretty well, it does not mean that I can understand all of the shitty, old un-used English words that people use now and then just to show off that their posh when they really live in a states house. So fucking pathetic. Give me a break! I don’t care?! :whistle:
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