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So I have received my MuscleTech products (Nitro-Tech Hardcore & Cell-Tech Hardcore) for my bodybuilding hobby that I have been doing for the past nearly coming up to one year now.

I don’t usually post anything regarding working out. Why would I want to teach losers how to look good? Only kidding… NOT! First of all you have to have your confidence up high and do not give a fuck about what people say about you regarding if your fat/skinny/ugly/dwarf/hobbit/albino or if you look like a werewolf that didn’t finish changing. Then you worry about looking good physically!

So anyway back on topic, after saving a LOT of money on these products I am going to test them out and see if they really do put on some muscle. I am staying away for anything that fucks around with the testosterone, human-growth-hormone (HGH) or anabolic. All natural for me baby! I don’t need to me monstrously hulk big with a dick of a baby pickled cucumber thank you!

The two main products are as mentioned above Nitro-Tech Hardcore which is basically some badass protein (so they claim) that the size of the protein molecules (or something) is made smaller by 7500 times to get into your blood system quicker and therefore to your muscles faster to repair those ripped fibres that you have just raped doing that sic bench press.

The second one is Cell-Tech, this is basically still, some badass creatine that makes your muscles HUGE (so they claim) by getting into your muscles quicker and some other ways of doing shit. Just read on their website ForFuckSakes, saves me re-witting it here.

To me it does make logical sense that not the quantity but the quality of the protein matters, before getting these products I was always getting whey protein that had plenty of protein grams per 100 grams. So now with these products I will see if quality is definitely better than quantity.

From the 4lbs (2kgs) of each product that I have should last me about 2 months and by then maybe I can see some results as they claim that you can put pounds in less than two weeks. Let’s see how much I can put on!

I am kind of confused about this… It just doesn’t add up. Let me tell you why…

First of all who in the right mind wants to go around sleeping with a fat girl? WTF are they playing at? Are they (the blokes) blind? Now, my theory for this is as follows;

• Fat girl + ugly guy = sex
• Fat girl + fat guy = sex
• Fat girl + desperate (fit) guy = sex

So, as we can see there are a few combinations there, and probably there are many more which I cannot think of at the moment. But is shocking and disturbing seeing fat girls with kids and shit. I am puzzled. Leftwordless, cannot talk, traumatized! And what’s more disturbing is that I was in town the other day walking around and saw this couple and the girl was wearing like one of those half-tops shit, whatever you call them that shows your stomach, but in her case it was showing her six pack of tires. It was worse than a baguette shop, showing off her baguettes. The sick bitch, I nearly felt sick no I was actually sick, but nearly vomited! I mean it was sick, seriously. If I was fat Id be embarrassed. I wouldn’t under no circumstances go around and show to everyone my fat. Check this out, Im fat! That would be a definitive NO.

I have someone in my class who does shit like that. Walks around and like flashes his stomach and nipples around. By the way that person is NOT a female. Lol. If it would have been I wouldn’t be ranting about it, would I? What HE does is just walks around, pulling his shirt/jumper up and down flashing his hairy big porc belly around and making it all sexual. I am not gay, but is a bit hard when someone calls your name and you look and there you see a big ass hairy beer belly, that looks like wild boar. I mean, is just disturbing. I am not going to comment on it any more or about that person, I don’t want to give the wrong impression here now do I? (As if Id give a fuck what people think in the first place? lol )

Just thought Id rant about fat girls. Fed up of seeing those bat bitches wobbling from side to side taking half of the pavement and having to stop every five feet to get their breath back. Is just taking the piss…