I was fairly amused today when I heard some badass bitch about some girls saying that they are ugly or fat or whatever. It amazes me that people these days can be so picky. I mean if you were going to call someone ugly/fat/etc you need to be the opposite of all the bad things you are saying. Especially when you are taking the piss out of someone’s girlfriend. You can’t just purely say that some bloke’s girlfriend is an ugly dog if you haven’t got a girlfriend yourself (which may explain why by the things you are saying) or your last girlfriend was someone who never saw the light of day.
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According to citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org we should keep off the Internet. My only answer to that is:

Now that that is out of the way, this is some of the shit that is on that website:
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I don’t know what is happening to people these days. Wherever I look a dumbass is in the way. In the latest trend is to throw away spare change. Anything below <5p. I just cannot believe shit like that. Why the fuck would you want to throw away money? We will examine that in detail later.

I went recently with some people to get some food while on lunch at college. So we decided to go to go to a takeaway and get some shitty fat-food that contains so much fat that even your grandchildren will have traces of it in their blood. We went there got the takeaway etc - I had a small portion of chips which funnily enough costed me £2 according to the mathematics of some people in my class. And the receipt was thrown away by another clever dumbass twat to really find the actually price of my portion of chips.
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I am so fed up of people thinking that I know everything, and that I am meant to understand every joke and what other shit they say to me. Is not bad enough that I English is my second language, but people expect me to fully 100% understand them as if I was English. Ummm… Last time I checked they can shove that up their ass. Even if I know English and I speak it and write it pretty well, it does not mean that I can understand all of the shitty, old un-used English words that people use now and then just to show off that their posh when they really live in a states house. So fucking pathetic. Give me a break! I don’t care?! :whistle:
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:pissedoff: I see so many people and meet people, especially girls, because women don’t do this sort of thing. When you talk to them they like text someone on their phone, or playing Tetris, or whatever they are doing, so they are looking at their phone you are talking to them. How rude! Is like you might as well talk to a lamp post or to a wall, because it wouldn’t make a difference in the response that you would be getting.

Especially when they go “Is ok, I am listening to you”. The funny thing is that it hasn’t happened to me (yet), and if it will I would say something such as “Even if you can do two things at once, it pisses me off talking to the top of your head”. Or something along those lines. It is just a joke, is like me talking on the phone with someone and someone else chatting to me. “Yeh… Yeh… I’m listening to you. No not you (person on the phone), to you.” Confusing eh?

Also people using abbreviations such as “c u ltr” in a 140 character text. And I can’t be bothered to carry on this rant… So bollocks. :whistle:<_<