Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Eddie Murphy: Raw Transcript

Posted by ePlus on 25 October, 2008 at 20:56 pm

The whole transcript from the Raw stand-up classic. Some of the funniest and best quotes I have read and heard! :D

There’s a song out now called

“Got to Have a J-O-B
If You Wanna Be With Me.”

And the lyrics go,
“Ain’t nothing going on but the rent.”

Like if you went up and said:

“Hey, baby, what’s going on?”
“The rent, motherfucker.”

“You have a job?” “Well, I…”
“Then get the fuck out my face.”

(more…)

Eddie Murphy: Delirious Transcript

Posted by ePlus on 25 October, 2008 at 20:50 pm

It’s here! I have managed to find the transcript from the Eddie Murphy stand-ups Delirious and Raw! Enjoy those memorable quotes….

“I wish I was a slave; I would fuck somebody up!”

“Shit..tell me to bale some motherfucking cotton.”

“I would have been on the street and shit..

“He would came up and say ey
yo nigga bale this cotton?”

“I’d say suck my dick master.”

“Suck my motherfucking dick.”

“That’s right I ain’t baling a motherfucker.”

(more…)

Xerxes Rollin’

Posted by ePlus on 21 October, 2008 at 9:44 am

First the image came:

Xerxes Rolling

Xerxes Rolling


 
Then the video:
 

Eddie Murphy In Delirious On Slaves

Posted by ePlus on 19 October, 2008 at 14:17 pm

This made my day. Laughed so hard I had to go for a shit!

“Ayo nigga bale this cotton.”
“Suck my dick master!!”

The Negotiator 2.0

Posted by ePlus on 7 February, 2008 at 23:05 pm

“Shpigler The Shark” teaches Yahoo how you negotiate that deal with Microsoft! :lol: :lol:

Random Photos

Posted by ePlus on 28 November, 2007 at 17:54 pm

Some random photos that I found on my computer and that friends have sent me:

The GREAT Transport Revolution

Posted by ePlus on 15 July, 2007 at 19:05 pm

Another email and some more pictures. I thought some of these are quite funny. :lol:











Only in Romania 3

Posted by ePlus on 15 July, 2007 at 18:59 pm

As I seem to be receiving these sorts of emails in my inbox every other week, I thought it would be a nice sequel to the previous posts. :grin:






Male Expressions

Posted by ePlus on 21 June, 2007 at 8:40 am

Which one do you use most of the time?

Male Expressions

:grin: :wink:

Air Force Cadet Dancing

Posted by ePlus on 31 May, 2007 at 22:15 pm

Air Force cadet caught dancing! This is priceless…

:lol: :lol: