Posts Tagged ‘lol’

“Bad US Army Intel”

Posted by ePlus on 27 October, 2008 at 5:18 am

Reading through one of the articles on Slashdot about US Army seeing the note posting site Twitter as a terrorist tool, one of the comments made by flyingsquid (813711) made me laugh, and you know, me being kind ‘n all thought I’d share it with you! ;) First, here is the scoop:

Mike writes

“A draft US Army intelligence report has identified the popular micro-blogging service Twitter as a potential terrorist tool. A chapter titled ‘Potential for Terrorist Use of Twitter’ notes that Twitter members reported the July Los Angeles earthquake faster than news outlets and activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used it to provide information on police movements. ‘Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives,’ the report said. The report goes on to say, ‘Terrorists could theoretically use Twitter social networking in the US as an operation tool.’ Just wait until the Army finds out about chat rooms and email!”

 
Further down the page after some comments, flyingsquid (813711) says:
 
What are you doing?
Husayn is trying to figure out these stupid remote triggering devices. Anything to avoid spending Ramadan with his wife’s sisters!

Ali is watching Coalition troop movements. Bo-ring!

Kamel wishes the carpet bombing would stop soon. The cave is cold. And the other martyrs smell bad.

Akbar is thinking about the 72 virgins awaiting him in Paradise. They better not be fat like his sister Fatima, or he is going to feel very mislead by his imam.

Commander Tariq says his Mujahedin should stop using the Zionist tool Twitter and get back to fighting the infidels, or he will beat them like the cowardly she-goats they are.

Eddie Murphy: Raw Transcript

Posted by ePlus on 25 October, 2008 at 20:56 pm

The whole transcript from the Raw stand-up classic. Some of the funniest and best quotes I have read and heard! :D

There’s a song out now called

“Got to Have a J-O-B
If You Wanna Be With Me.”

And the lyrics go,
“Ain’t nothing going on but the rent.”

Like if you went up and said:

“Hey, baby, what’s going on?”
“The rent, motherfucker.”

“You have a job?” “Well, I…”
“Then get the fuck out my face.”

(more…)

Eddie Murphy: Delirious Transcript

Posted by ePlus on 25 October, 2008 at 20:50 pm

It’s here! I have managed to find the transcript from the Eddie Murphy stand-ups Delirious and Raw! Enjoy those memorable quotes….

“I wish I was a slave; I would fuck somebody up!”

“Shit..tell me to bale some motherfucking cotton.”

“I would have been on the street and shit..

“He would came up and say ey
yo nigga bale this cotton?”

“I’d say suck my dick master.”

“Suck my motherfucking dick.”

“That’s right I ain’t baling a motherfucker.”

(more…)

Xerxes Rollin’

Posted by ePlus on 21 October, 2008 at 9:44 am

First the image came:

Xerxes Rolling

Xerxes Rolling


 
Then the video:
 

The Negotiator 2.0

Posted by ePlus on 7 February, 2008 at 23:05 pm

“Shpigler The Shark” teaches Yahoo how you negotiate that deal with Microsoft! :lol: :lol:

Random Photos

Posted by ePlus on 28 November, 2007 at 17:54 pm

Some random photos that I found on my computer and that friends have sent me:

What Friends Photos Mean

Posted by ePlus on 21 September, 2007 at 16:29 pm

After months of not updating due to laziness and just because I couldn’t be fucked here is another great update with something random!

This should give you a good understanding of what your friends photos mean on MSN, Yahoo and any other instant messaging program you use. And the funny thing is, that it is true! ;) :D


*Click to enlarge obviously*

The GREAT Transport Revolution

Posted by ePlus on 15 July, 2007 at 19:05 pm

Another email and some more pictures. I thought some of these are quite funny. :lol:











Only in Romania 3

Posted by ePlus on 15 July, 2007 at 18:59 pm

As I seem to be receiving these sorts of emails in my inbox every other week, I thought it would be a nice sequel to the previous posts. :grin:






Air Force Cadet Dancing

Posted by ePlus on 31 May, 2007 at 22:15 pm

Air Force cadet caught dancing! This is priceless…

:lol: :lol: