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There is no stopping now!

You better keep an eye out for these two… They are highly DANGEROUS!

While browsing YouTube.com, this video showed up. Is funny, check it out:

News just in! nokitel.co.uk has been selected to help produce a new Western movie! For a sneak preview of the actors involved, here is the poster for the movie:

After only being at college an hour I decided to put my artistic talent to use again as I haven’t had anything better to do. So the above picture was born. lol

Maybe if I wasn’t so bored I wouldn’t of done this after my friends’ iPods have done missing. Anyway long story and I can’t be bothered to explain. I’ve spent all the time doing the image below:

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Just an update really for my previous rant were I investigated the truth behind one of the *best* looking guys on earth. (So he says/thinks). And to show further proof that the truth hurts here, is another picture taken today:
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I was fairly amused today when I heard some badass bitch about some girls saying that they are ugly or fat or whatever. It amazes me that people these days can be so picky. I mean if you were going to call someone ugly/fat/etc you need to be the opposite of all the bad things you are saying. Especially when you are taking the piss out of someone’s girlfriend. You can’t just purely say that some bloke’s girlfriend is an ugly dog if you haven’t got a girlfriend yourself (which may explain why by the things you are saying) or your last girlfriend was someone who never saw the light of day.
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I just couldn’t belive my luck when two *clever* people messaged me on MSN this evening. This is what they asked/said :giggle: :

You know, instead of me writing rants ‘n shit, I could just post MSN conversations that I get from people with an IQ of a squirrel… :whistle: