Posts Tagged ‘money’

Money Money Money

Posted by ePlus on 24 January, 2007 at 23:27 pm

How hard is it to put extra hours on a piece of paper and then post them off to the payroll department? This is what I don’t understand. I’ve been working for this organization for over two years now and every time I do extra hours, the shit gets fucked up. It takes the piss. No one there is fucking able to write on a piece of paper some numbers, but when it comes tom complaining how bad their hangover is, well, that’s a in a league of its own.

I know that I am part time and all, but come on, after being there for over two years the manager should at least pull his finger out his ass and put some effort in making sure I get paid correctly. This is the reason why a couple of weeks before the cut off date I told him “Can you make sure that you put my extra hours correctly as I am going on holiday soon.” then he goes to me “Well what makes you say that? You think that I won’t do it right?” - well no shit Sherlock, why would I waste my breath in pointing something obvious to you if you would do it right in the first place? Dumbass. I knew that the shit wouldn’t get put through right.

Fucking morons I work with… Incompetent manager who is not able to put simple numbers on paper though he says shit like “Yeah, I am really good with numbers”, well obviously you’re not that good when it comes to writing single digits dumbass!

And on the other side, there are people who I work with that well, how can I put this, “Oh, I have a runny nose, I am going to be sick today”. Well fucking boo hoo. I’ve had one sick day in the two years that I worked there (and that was because I couldn’t be bothered to work,and it turned out that I didn’t get paid for that because of new policy-bullshit-corporate-trying-to-make-money-from-staff bullshit) and there is “Charlie” who woke up with a swore throat/runny nose or (this is a good one) HANGOVER! How the fuck does that work? Fucking morons. And then they bitch because foreign workers like “come and steal your jobs” - you can get the fuck out with that shit. That phrase is so used now is boring. Who’s fault is it in the first place?

Spare Change

Posted by ePlus on 4 May, 2006 at 23:32 pm

Just after reading this interesting article about a straw being developed to allow people to drink water from rivers, lakes, or anywhere where the water might contain bacteria and other diseases. It sounds like a very good and useful idea, and by the looks of things, people in poorer countries will benefit a great deal from this. But an interesting part of the article caught my eye and made me think about some things:

$3.50 sounds like very little to you and me - but most people in those countries earn less than one dollar a day, with which they have to feed their families,

The thing that came to my mind is how many people I know that throw away “spare change” such as 1, 2 and even 5 pence coins. That’s right, they just throw it away because from what I gather is that it is not cool enough to carry that sort of money with you. Is uselessand it is not needed. Well, I would only agree with it being a bit annoying when you are going to a shop and you are given 10 pence in 1 penny coins. That would piss me off, but under no circumstances I would throw it away on the floor, in the bin or even at people (might hurt them). I just find very sad that people throw money away. When someone throws money away I go pick it up. Call me a scrounger/poor/bum or whatever, but at the end of the it all adds up and I have £10 from money thrown away by people, usually the same people. I am not loosing anything, in fact I am gaining. Also I suppose my good luck with finding money helps too as I find more coins that a normal person would find, I guess my eyes jump straight at money, may it be on tables, floors, room corners, they just jump straight at it, is strange, but is like a money sixth sense.

But the people that throw the money away don’t know that what goes around comes around, and if they throw that 2 pence coin now because they have notes or a lot of 1 pound coins then let it be so, but one day they will have no money, and they will be asking people to borrow money, and they will even take whatever money is given to them, even if it is a 1 pence coin. But because they are so fucking dumb in the first place they don’t realise “Oh, why the fuck did I throw away that spare change when I had it?” - well let me tell you, because YOU’RE A STUPID FUCK who is deprived of common sense and future thinking.

I even know people that when they money because they don’t have any to buy food/drinks/condoms/etc. that even if you give them a 2 pence coin they will accept it, laugh at you and look at you funny then THROW the coin back at you. I mean WHAT THE FUCK? how much more retarded can you can? This shit is unbelievable. But hey, what can you do? You can’t teach retards of what’s right and wrong. I mean, people like that don’t even learn from mistakes, fucking dumbasses. Their stupidity is so low that you get confused, and your brain goes into a “lock” trying to figure out WTF is going on.

Well I don’t care… I just pick up the change people throw away and… Well, I make money, I make profit. I must by now have over £100 from people that have thrown away or left spare change around. I haven’t as of yet counted to see how much I find of spare change. What can I say, I am in a money making business - FOR FREE!

Dumb People

Posted by ePlus on 2 October, 2005 at 17:27 pm

I don’t know what is happening to people these days. Wherever I look a dumbass is in the way. In the latest trend is to throw away spare change. Anything below <5p. I just cannot believe shit like that. Why the fuck would you want to throw away money? We will examine that in detail later.

I went recently with some people to get some food while on lunch at college. So we decided to go to go to a takeaway and get some shitty fat-food that contains so much fat that even your grandchildren will have traces of it in their blood. We went there got the takeaway etc - I had a small portion of chips which funnily enough costed me £2 according to the mathematics of some people in my class. And the receipt was thrown away by another clever dumbass twat to really find the actually price of my portion of chips.
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