Don’t you hate people that never get a joke or have a sense of humour? Well guess what? So do I! It just pisses me off when you get some dumbass that always start talking out of his ass with his intelligent and carefully thought theories, stories and logical possibilities e.g. “well in theory that can’t really happen”, “if you think about it”, “realistically you can’t do that”. I mean who gives a shit if my assumption in a quick discussion about petrol consumption from college to town is not accurate? And there comes in the discussion Professor Einstein that starts with all of the theories and calculations saying that “No that’s not possible, you can’t drive to town by consuming that much petrol, you would need xyz litres.” - Guess what?! DON’T CARE!!! If I wanted to figure out how much petrol the car would consume per mile and the average time taken or distance that can be travelled with that amount I would do it myself. But in a five second thought and assumption about petrol no one gives a shit what you say!

People like that need to take some sort of humour pill in the morning or smoke something to just relax and to stop coming out with crap that everyone finds boring in quick discussions at breaks etc. :whistle:

Bah… I’m bored already about all of this bitching… See what they are doing to me! They are making me bored!

In a bizarre twist today at college the discussion of my website came up that it offended some people. Now, time for some quick lessons in blogging and all that with Prof. Google:

Blogging:
A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links. A blog is often a mixture of what is happening in a person’s life and what is happening on the Web, a kind of hybrid diary/guide site, although there are as many unique types of blogs as there are people. People maintained blogs long before the term was coined, but the trend gained momentum with the introduction of automated published systems, most notably Blogger at blogger.com. …

Blog:
Blog is short for weblog. A weblog is a journal (or newsletter) that is frequently updated and intended for general public consumption. Blogs generally represent the personality of the author or the Web site.

A public web site where users post informal journals of their thoughts, comments, and philosophies, updated frequently and normally reflecting the views of the blog’s creator.

And so that you won’t think that I was biased in selecting those definitions you can find the other 30+ definitions which Google found to read for yourself.

Now I don’t understand what people have in their heads these days. Since when do I have to watch out what I write on MY website? If what I write here offends people or the images that I produce then they should contact me and bitch about it to me. But as far as I am aware that is all sorted, so kind of old news were being brought up today. People need to move on.

My logic is simple in cases like these were I bitch about something or someone (without actually mentioning who I am bitching about) is that if the reader is offended of what he/she just read, then simply click the X in the top right corner of your browser and never come here again.

You don’t like it don’t read it/view it/hear it. Same scenario applies to cars, movies, porn, you name it - you don’t like it, you switch it off, you drive a different car, you don’t listen to people etc etc.

The funny thing I found in the whole discussion was that my writings are “dictating” – as in I offend people and that it isn’t moderated and all that crap. – But hold on a minute, the definition of a blog is “an online journal”, so the only difference between you writing in your book that person XYZ is a cock and me saying that some person I know is a cock WITHOUT MENTIONING NO NAMES is that my bitching is online were millions of people could access it and view it and yours is hidden under your bed.

As the definitions on Google were saying – a blog is somewhere were the author can express its opinions, thoughts and other things. So I just can’t get over the fact that I should watch out what shit I write. Thought this was a free country I was living in?

And for this rant only I am curious to hear your thoughts on this!

I think that this evening there has been a lesson learned. Or maybe not exactly learned but looked at in a different prospective. Let me elaborate for a minute…
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Just an update really for my previous rant were I investigated the truth behind one of the *best* looking guys on earth. (So he says/thinks). And to show further proof that the truth hurts here, is another picture taken today:
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I don’t know what is happening to people these days. Wherever I look a dumbass is in the way. In the latest trend is to throw away spare change. Anything below <5p. I just cannot believe shit like that. Why the fuck would you want to throw away money? We will examine that in detail later.

I went recently with some people to get some food while on lunch at college. So we decided to go to go to a takeaway and get some shitty fat-food that contains so much fat that even your grandchildren will have traces of it in their blood. We went there got the takeaway etc - I had a small portion of chips which funnily enough costed me £2 according to the mathematics of some people in my class. And the receipt was thrown away by another clever dumbass twat to really find the actually price of my portion of chips.
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I am so fed up of people thinking that I know everything, and that I am meant to understand every joke and what other shit they say to me. Is not bad enough that I English is my second language, but people expect me to fully 100% understand them as if I was English. Ummm… Last time I checked they can shove that up their ass. Even if I know English and I speak it and write it pretty well, it does not mean that I can understand all of the shitty, old un-used English words that people use now and then just to show off that their posh when they really live in a states house. So fucking pathetic. Give me a break! I don’t care?! :whistle:
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I was watching TV the other night and I was amazed at the amount of crap that is on nowadays. There were two adverts though that caught my eye. I couldn’t believe how stupid they are. I could only just slit my wrists and burn, rather than watch these adverts. For example last night I went to watch this movie (Rules of Engagement) which was meant to start at 21:00, that at 21:05 they were still showing adverts. Taking the piss right? I am there waiting for the movie to start, knowing that it will be finished by midnight and I’ll be tired as fuck and they’re showing adverts. Good one assholes.
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I cannot stand it when people go “Aaaahhh I’m so fat!!! I need to loose weight! That’s it from now on I am not going to eat crap food” Then at lunch time they go buy a packet of crisps, a bottle of coke and a chocolate bar. It just gets on my nerves, pisses me off so badly that I could stab them with Mars bar! The fat fucks. Guess what? How the fuck can you complain and whine about you being over-weight and then go and eat fat food? Just doesn’t make sense. Just proves that you have the IQ level of a squirrel. Dumb fucks. It just takes the piss, and pisses me off badly.

Today someone in my class was saying the exact same shit “Ohhhh… I need to loose weight” and then at the first break he came to the table with a bottle of coke, a packet of crisps and a chocolate bar. WTF?! Just five minutes ago he said that he was fat?! WTF? Doesn’t make sense retard! Make your mind up! You either want to loose weight and eat properly, or you STFU and stop your whining about your fatness and carry on eating shit food. Make your fucking mind up dumbass! People these days are so stupid that it gives me headache!

So I was walking to town after finishing college. It was around lunch time or so. As you can probably figure out it was a hard day at college. Pissing off people and watching some retards over-react (mentioning no names). Plus it was a nice day, why take the buss when is a nice day outside and walking is good for you? So walking down to town it was this on the pavement:

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What are friends? Are they people who you hang around with at school/college/work/etc? Are they people that you meet after work/college/school/etc? Let’s find out who are your real friends.

My idea of a “friend” or “friends” is someone who you can rely up on when you are in need. When you really need someone, they are there to help you. May it be money, relationship, work, whatever, they are there to help you to the best of their abilities. After all they the people who know you best apart from your family.

My concept of a friend is for example in the middle of the night and I need something is urgent, for example I split up with my girlfriend and I get all emotional (Just for reference I haven’t cried when I broke up with someone… Yet ) and I call him/her and say “listen, me and xyz just broke up and I don’t know what to do etc”. Then that “friend” would come down and help me out. Offer me advice and support. That’s what would expect from a real friend. Apart from my mum I wouldn’t take the bullet for anyone else. There is a say which I think I know some of it “A real friend is a friend in need” or something like that, but I’ve found an alternative “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”. Which is exactly what I am trying to say… Exactly my point. I cannot explain any more as that sentence there explains it all.
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