Posts Tagged ‘Photo’

Sony Ericsson’s XPERIA X1

Posted by ePlus on 12 February, 2008 at 0:28 am

When I saw photos of this new phone my knees went weak - this got me excited!
 
After moving from traditional phones such as the Nokia 6230 and the Nokia 6300 to the Blackberry 8120 Pearl I am not attracted to smart phones. You can do so much with a smartphone than any other normal mobile out there.
 
Though in all fairness I haven’t made the most out of my Blackberry due to being a cheap ass and not getting the contract Blackberry Internet Service I am basically only missing out on having email redirected to my Blackberry. And shit, what a shame that is as I enjoy reading death threats and being accused of being racist! Yeah, people actually seem to think that I am a racist because I posted some photos of some niggaz being photoshoped, if that is even possible! :wink:
 
 
Having a full QWERTY keyboard is very useful and you write a lot better and faster too! I can just not go back to writing on a normal mobile phone after using a Blackberry - that is why I am attracted to smartphones.
 
Don’t get me wrong, mobile phones have their place too, I keep one with my Romanian simcard which is on roaming so that I can see which bitches are trying to get in touch with me and also keep contact with my drug suppliers back home. (OH BTW if you didn’t know I am a powerful drug lord in the whole of Romania with countless bounties on my head but because I am so badass I even bought the police! Check that from a fellow nigga bruva, yo!)
 
 
Anyway, here are the juicy specs which got me all wet:
 
Camera
  • Auto focus
  • 3.2 megapixel camera
  • Photo light
  • Video recording

Music

  • Bluetooth™ stereo (A2DP)
  • Media player
  • Music tones
  • PlayNow™
  • Windows Media Player Mobile
  • 3D games
  • FM radio
  • Java
  • Video streaming
  • Video viewing

Internet

  • Internet Explorer® Mobile - (replace IE with Opera or Firefox thank you)
  • RSS feeds

Communication and Messaging

  • Polyphonic ringtones
  • Speakerphone
  • Vibrating alert
  • Video calling
  • Email
  • Picture messaging (MMS)
  • Predictive text input
  • Text messaging (SMS)

Design

  • XPERIA™ panels
  • Optical joystick navigation
  • Navigation key
  • Picture wallpaper
  • Touch navigation

Organiser

  • Alarm clock
  • Calculator
  • Calendar
  • Document editors
  • Document readers
  • Flight mode
  • Handwriting recognition
  • Notes
  • Phone book
  • Tasks
  • Touchscreen

Connectivity

  • aGPS
  • Bluetooth™ technology
  • Modem
  • Synchronization
  • USB support
  • WLAN

Windows® Mobile® Operating System

  • Microsoft® Outlook Mobile: email, contacts, calendar, tasks
  • Microsoft® Office Mobile: Word, Excel, PowerPoint
  • Internet Explorer® Mobile
  • Windows Media™ Player Mobile
  • Windows Live™
  • Exchange ActiveSync®
  • Voice control
  • Utility Applications: file explorer, calculator, pictures & video, notes

Facts and Figures

  • Size: 110 x 53 x 16.7 mm
  • Weight: 145 grams

Available colours

  • Black
  • Silver
  • Main screen: 65,536 color TFT
  • Resolution: 800 X 480 pixels
  • Size: 3 inches

Memory

  • Phone memory: up to 400 MB
  • microSD™ memory card support - (ppl have noted that it will in actual fact support Sony’s own Memory Stick Pro)
  • Availability and versions

Networks

  • GSM/GPRS/EDGE 850/900/1800/1900
  • UMTS/HSDPA/HSUPA 900/1700/1900/2100 MHz
  • UMTS/HSDPA/HSUPA 850/1700/1900/2100 MHz

I just hope it is not going to be too expensive and that it will not be locked to a network. But I think both will be true. Well the second one anyway while the prices will be high at the beginning, six months down the line they will go down.

The Hi5 Generation

Posted by ePlus on 6 February, 2008 at 19:38 pm

Hi5… I don’t even know why I am bothering to write about this, it is bad enough I get shitty requests installing various lame applications on Facebook such as “What Condom Are You?”, “You have a Your Sex IQ? invitation” and other brain cell killing applications. Just FUCK OFF!

What pisses me off with these dumbass applications is that when you load up that girl that you are always gizzing when you see her and you want to check out those photos of her posing drunk last weekend hugging a toilet, you have to wait half an hour for her profile page to load up because the dumb slut has so many applications installed it slows down your browser to a crawl, slower than a fucking snail going uphill on prozac! And you are trying to close that window, swearing and cursing wishing it would hurry the fuck up…

As if you wanted in the first place to see how many hugs she has received or what flavour condom she is. WHO GIVES A FUCK?! Fuck - it just pisses me off that majority (99.9%)of people on Facebook have the IQ of hamster…

Back to Hi5, well what can I say about this. Facebook and MySpace are for Americans, UK and other more upmarket countries with less slutty users and Hi5, Bebo and other half as good social websites are practically bride.ru. You go there see which chick tickles your tastes and you say three intelligent words to her and BAM - she’s yours.

I just got a link to a profile page of a chick on Hi5. Well what can you expect. Is like a market on there, which one can sell herself better and be more explicit but too explicit to get her pictures deleted.

I saw photos…. Fuck it, I’ll share some with you along with a small description of what I think that is happening in the photo:
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What Friends Photos Mean

Posted by ePlus on 21 September, 2007 at 16:29 pm

After months of not updating due to laziness and just because I couldn’t be fucked here is another great update with something random!

This should give you a good understanding of what your friends photos mean on MSN, Yahoo and any other instant messaging program you use. And the funny thing is, that it is true! ;) :D


*Click to enlarge obviously*

The GREAT Transport Revolution

Posted by ePlus on 15 July, 2007 at 19:05 pm

Another email and some more pictures. I thought some of these are quite funny. :lol:











Male Expressions

Posted by ePlus on 21 June, 2007 at 8:40 am

Which one do you use most of the time?

Male Expressions

:grin: :wink:

The Truth About Police

Posted by ePlus on 28 May, 2007 at 17:48 pm

This is one of those priceless old pictures that never get old! And it is also soo true…

The Truth!

Why Pirate

Posted by ePlus on 5 March, 2007 at 1:37 am

:arrow:

Reason to pirate!

:twisted: :lol: :twisted:

Zidane vs Materazzi

Posted by ePlus on 12 July, 2006 at 10:37 am

These could of been the alternative endings that could’ve happened:

Terrorist

Lamp Post

Assasinated

Teleport

Revenge

BJ

Credit goes to the creators of those gifs.

No Stopping Now!

Posted by ePlus on 25 April, 2006 at 22:52 pm

There is no stopping now!

Denmark vs Great Britain

Posted by ePlus on 24 April, 2006 at 21:02 pm

The image below speaks for itself… Denmark (and other European countries) vs Great Britain. IT SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!!!

DK vs UK