Though in all fairness I haven’t made the most out of my Blackberry due to being a cheap ass and not getting the contract Blackberry Internet Service I am basically only missing out on having email redirected to my Blackberry. And shit, what a shame that is as I enjoy reading death threats and being accused of being racist! Yeah, people actually seem to think that I am a racist because I posted some photos of some niggaz being photoshoped, if that is even possible!

• Auto focus
• 3.2 megapixel camera
• Photo light
• Video recording

Music

• Bluetooth™ stereo (A2DP)
• Media player
• Music tones
• PlayNow™
• Windows Media Player Mobile
• 3D games
• FM radio
• Java
• Video streaming
• Video viewing

Internet

• Internet Explorer® Mobile – (replace IE with Opera or Firefox thank you)
• RSS feeds

Communication and Messaging

• Polyphonic ringtones
• Speakerphone
• Vibrating alert
• Video calling
• Email
• Picture messaging (MMS)
• Predictive text input
• Text messaging (SMS)

Design

• XPERIA™ panels
• Optical joystick navigation
• Navigation key
• Picture wallpaper
• Touch navigation

Organiser

• Alarm clock
• Calculator
• Calendar
• Document editors
• Document readers
• Flight mode
• Handwriting recognition
• Notes
• Phone book
• Tasks
• Touchscreen

Connectivity

• aGPS
• Bluetooth™ technology
• Modem
• Synchronization
• USB support
• WLAN

Windows® Mobile® Operating System

• Microsoft® Outlook Mobile: email, contacts, calendar, tasks
• Microsoft® Office Mobile: Word, Excel, PowerPoint
• Internet Explorer® Mobile
• Windows Media™ Player Mobile
• Windows Live™
• Exchange ActiveSync®
• Voice control
• Utility Applications: file explorer, calculator, pictures & video, notes

Facts and Figures

• Size: 110 x 53 x 16.7 mm
• Weight: 145 grams

Available colours

• Black
• Silver
• Main screen: 65,536 color TFT
• Resolution: 800 X 480 pixels
• Size: 3 inches

Memory

• Phone memory: up to 400 MB
• microSD™ memory card support – (ppl have noted that it will in actual fact support Sony’s own Memory Stick Pro)
• Availability and versions

Networks

• GSM/GPRS/EDGE 850/900/1800/1900
• UMTS/HSDPA/HSUPA 900/1700/1900/2100 MHz
• UMTS/HSDPA/HSUPA 850/1700/1900/2100 MHz

I just hope it is not going to be too expensive and that it will not be locked to a network. But I think both will be true. Well the second one anyway while the prices will be high at the beginning, six months down the line they will go down.

What pisses me off with these dumbass applications is that when you load up that girl that you are always gizzing when you see her and you want to check out those photos of her posing drunk last weekend hugging a toilet, you have to wait half an hour for her profile page to load up because the dumb slut has so many applications installed it slows down your browser to a crawl, slower than a fucking snail going uphill on prozac! And you are trying to close that window, swearing and cursing wishing it would hurry the fuck up…

As if you wanted in the first place to see how many hugs she has received or what flavour condom she is. WHO GIVES A FUCK?! Fuck – it just pisses me off that majority (99.9%)of people on Facebook have the IQ of hamster…

Back to Hi5, well what can I say about this. Facebook and MySpace are for Americans, UK and other more upmarket countries with less slutty users and Hi5, Bebo and other half as good social websites are practically bride.ru. You go there see which chick tickles your tastes and you say three intelligent words to her and BAM – she’s yours.

I just got a link to a profile page of a chick on Hi5. Well what can you expect. Is like a market on there, which one can sell herself better and be more explicit but too explicit to get her pictures deleted.

I saw photos…. Fuck it, I’ll share some with you along with a small description of what I think that is happening in the photo:

She is either Spider-Woman hanging clothes around the room or maybe a she is cleaning that spider web in the corner of the room… I just don’t understand these back shots….

“I’ll suck your dick and give you some pussy if you let me drive your car and take me for a spin?!”

I don’t see no Twister in this photo – so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here… CONFUSED… Silly slutz

“Yes I like having blokes seeing me only as an sex object and not treating me with respect, it really does make my pussy wet!” – Fucking so disappointed to see dumb women who do this shit, very sad and disappointing to see them sell themselves like this…

Yep…. Unless you’re a photo model put those stockings away, but unless you are looking for some rich fuck from the same area to take you out for a spin, buy you clothes and food add some MORE!

I don’t even know what to say any more… Two more, my favourites!

The originality in this one is priceless! The girl had in the description “This is what he will get if he cheats on me” – all I can say is that she’s a crazy bitch, but PRICELESS photo! LOVE IT! LOL

“Look mum! Do you think guys will be nice to me and show me respect and actually listen to what I have to say rather than go straight for my panties?”

Just to clarify all of these photos were found at random on Hi5.com. All of the photos are taken from profiles of chicks in my city back in Romania where I am from all aged 19-20. It is pretty sad to see girls that some people grew up with, some of them probably went to church doing shit like this. It just goes to show that women are pretty stupid that they will do anything to get attention and someone with money.

Women when they want someone they look for status and wealth. It doesn’t matter if you say the funniest jokes or have the biggest dick in the room if you haven’t got status or wealth is a more uphill struggle for you! Of course you can trick them….

This should give you a good understanding of what your friends photos mean on MSN, Yahoo and any other instant messaging program you use. And the funny thing is, that it is true!

*Click to enlarge obviously*

Credit goes to the creators of those gifs.