Posts Tagged ‘piss-take’
Zidane vs Materazzi
Posted by ePlus on 12 July, 2006 at 10:37 amThese could of been the alternative endings that could’ve happened:
Credit goes to the creators of those gifs.
The Correct Way To Having “Cyber”
Posted by ePlus on 19 May, 2006 at 23:44 pmI found this website with all of these crazy “cyber” conversation extracts while reading some of the comments on Digg.com. You have to read them! So funny I peed outside the window!
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it’s just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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Dangerous People
Posted by ePlus on 24 April, 2006 at 18:07 pmYou better keep an eye out for these two… They are highly DANGEROUS!
El A Team
Posted by ePlus on 9 April, 2006 at 21:19 pmNews just in! nokitel.co.uk has been selected to help produce a new Western movie! For a sneak preview of the actors involved, here is the poster for the movie:
I present you…
Posted by ePlus on 12 October, 2005 at 11:45 am
After only being at college an hour I decided to put my artistic talent to use again as I haven’t had anything better to do. So the above picture was born. lol 
For The Love of People
Posted by ePlus on 4 October, 2005 at 23:30 pmI was fairly amused today when I heard some badass bitch about some girls saying that they are ugly or fat or whatever. It amazes me that people these days can be so picky. I mean if you were going to call someone ugly/fat/etc you need to be the opposite of all the bad things you are saying. Especially when you are taking the piss out of someone’s girlfriend. You can’t just purely say that some bloke’s girlfriend is an ugly dog if you haven’t got a girlfriend yourself (which may explain why by the things you are saying) or your last girlfriend was someone who never saw the light of day.
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Retarded TV Adverts
Posted by ePlus on 22 May, 2005 at 22:29 pmI was watching TV the other night and I was amazed at the amount of crap that is on nowadays. There were two adverts though that caught my eye. I couldn’t believe how stupid they are. I could only just slit my wrists and burn, rather than watch these adverts. For example last night I went to watch this movie (Rules of Engagement) which was meant to start at 21:00, that at 21:05 they were still showing adverts. Taking the piss right? I am there waiting for the movie to start, knowing that it will be finished by midnight and I’ll be tired as fuck and they’re showing adverts. Good one assholes.
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