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True friends are hard to come by these days, especially those who put their friends first before anything else (apart from family of course). In my hierarchy of relations it comes family first, then friends and then girlfriends/etc. Though it would greatly depend on the situation and the people involved if having to choose between girlfriend and/or friends.

Lately seems as though people or as they call me their “friend” would contact me to get something that would benefit them. “ePlus, can you make me a DVD with some stuff please?”, “ePlus, my computer is broke what do I do?”. And the questions are endless.

Is really disappointing to see that only people need something they actually contact me. I guess it is something to do with my personality that only in the most desperate situations as a last resort people that I know and that I think that are close to me enough to hang out that they contact me whenever they need something, not for the sake of hanging out.

I received phone calls when I was on holiday because people have been having problems with their computer, and I was like expected to know what an “0×00023″ error message is off the top of my head! People seem to live in a different world around here, that’s for sure!

It would be nice, for once, to receive a phone call/text message/IM and to be asked “Hey ePlus, what are you up to? If you’re not doing anything in particular do you want to hang out in town and check out the pussy??. Other than “Hey, what does this error message mean?” I don’t think I have been asked that question since my last good REAL friend left 4 years ago.

But what can you do about it? These days everyone is materialistic and is all about me, me and me. I can’t say much because I am selfish too, but I always try to keep the people that I hang around in the loop.

Post your comments regarding this, what do you think a REAL friendship should consist of?

I have come to the conclusion that I do work, but though these days it is pretty rare. The reasoning for this is because when I want to do a specific job I want to be left alone to do that job. Not getting disturbed every minute with other random shit that will take ages to sort out and then forget were I was with my job.

I take on to do a job I want to do it to the end up to my (high) standards. After all, I am a perfectionist…

Bah, this has to be shortest rant on this blog to date!

I don’t understand why some people always, whatever I do or say try and put me down, try and say negative comments? I am fed up with this bullshit from a bunch of morons that have low self-esteem, who feel intimated and threatened because of me, my confidence, my pride and self-esteem.

But actually I love it! It feeds my ego because I know people feel threatened by me and that they have do whatever they can do put me off balance and challenge me and take cheap shots. They can’t just say to my face: “Look ePlus I don’t like you because you are an over-confident, full of self-esteem, doesn’t-give-a-shit guy who has had more pussy than I will ever have in my life time”.

I don’t start to take piss out of people or feel threatened by them because they are rich or they have a better car than me or whatever. I respect what they have and their benefits over mine. And that’s that, have a good day, see you later. But if people feel threatened by my advantages then that’s their problem.

It is so fucking irritating whenever I make a small mistake, a slip in life and quickly its pointed out and turned into a big issue the error that I have made to everyone else to look at and maybe they are hoping that that will degrade me and lower my status.

If I was a real fucker I would all day 24/7 point out that XYZ hasn’t lost his virginity yet, or that XYZs mum buys his clothes for him, or that XYZ doesn’t have a job and bums off his parents or that XYZs girlfriend is fat and ugly. But I am not like that, whatever their disadvantages that’s their problem, not mine. I couldn’t care less, I don’t give a fuck! I have other things to do and worry about than to quickly point out other people’s disadvantages. But looks like other people don’t…

GET A HOBBY YOU DUMBASSES!

How hard is it to put extra hours on a piece of paper and then post them off to the payroll department? This is what I don’t understand. I’ve been working for this organization for over two years now and every time I do extra hours, the shit gets fucked up. It takes the piss. No one there is fucking able to write on a piece of paper some numbers, but when it comes tom complaining how bad their hangover is, well, that’s a in a league of its own.

I know that I am part time and all, but come on, after being there for over two years the manager should at least pull his finger out his ass and put some effort in making sure I get paid correctly. This is the reason why a couple of weeks before the cut off date I told him “Can you make sure that you put my extra hours correctly as I am going on holiday soon.” then he goes to me “Well what makes you say that? You think that I won’t do it right?” - well no shit Sherlock, why would I waste my breath in pointing something obvious to you if you would do it right in the first place? Dumbass. I knew that the shit wouldn’t get put through right.

Fucking morons I work with… Incompetent manager who is not able to put simple numbers on paper though he says shit like “Yeah, I am really good with numbers”, well obviously you’re not that good when it comes to writing single digits dumbass!

And on the other side, there are people who I work with that well, how can I put this, “Oh, I have a runny nose, I am going to be sick today”. Well fucking boo hoo. I’ve had one sick day in the two years that I worked there (and that was because I couldn’t be bothered to work,and it turned out that I didn’t get paid for that because of new policy-bullshit-corporate-trying-to-make-money-from-staff bullshit) and there is “Charlie” who woke up with a swore throat/runny nose or (this is a good one) HANGOVER! How the fuck does that work? Fucking morons. And then they bitch because foreign workers like “come and steal your jobs” - you can get the fuck out with that shit. That phrase is so used now is boring. Who’s fault is it in the first place?

And let me say that again NO WOMAN IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR! If you are ever put in a situation that you have to (for whatever reason) get all physical with some other guy because of your woman - walk away and don’t turn back. The bitch isn’t worth it. She obviously is need of some serious attention, and because the bitch is so dumb to even talk to you about it, letting you know that you are not giving her any attention lately, then that’s her problem.

Sometimes they do the wrong things to get this attention that they are constantly seeking. Women always go “Do you like my hair?”, “What do you think of this dress?” or the classic one “Does my bum look big in this?” . All of these are for attention seeking purposes. And if you go “Yeah yeah sure ahammmm.” then she will find someone else who will (if the woman is too stupid to tell you what her problems are). And then if you go in and interrupt their little party and just simply walk away without making a fuss and threatening that you are going to kick the other guys ass, then she’ll might ask you “So why didn’t you fight for me?”. And if she says something like, or if she is hinting about something like that, just get rid of her. No pussy is worth fighting for! All pussy looks the same and there is a sea full of it out there. Like the old saying goes “There is plenty of fish in the sea” - well there is!

Furthermore it pisses me off when guys are like “Oh you deserve someone better than me!” or “Am I good enough for her?”. Get those thoughts and that mentality of out your head right this minute. You shouldn’t think if YOU are good enough for a woman, but to actually think if that woman your dating or you got her number and are wanting to take to the next level is good enough FOR you! This is a common mistake a lot of guys make and no wonder they end with some fucked up woman. You have to make the woman prove to you that she is worth being your girlfriend.

And let’s not forget all of this money-steam that women have in their heads that you, being the guy are meant to take them out and pay for their food/drinks every weekend. Ummm…. NO? If your woman says to you something like Oh yeah your taking me out for a meal this weekend! in a ordering, commanding tone of voice - you will have to perform Maneuver Slap-On-The-Face. You have to wake her up from her dream world. NO woman orders a man around. She obviously must be confused with the hierarchies of a relationship.

I find it most funny when a guy is BEING told by his girlfriend what he can and cannot do, where they are going out that night, in which order they are going to go out, to which bars/clubs first… etc. Amuses me every time I hear stories like these from guys who say things like “I have to check with my girlfriend and see if she wants to go there”. YOU’RE the man in the relationship, YOU decide what’s going down that night, or who is doing what. Women don’t like to be in control, they don’t want to be in control (unless she is one of those women who likes to be competitive all the time and forgot what the feeling of a cock in her is like). As soon as your girlfriend decides what is happening and bosses you around (even though you might not realize it), she has you wrapped on her little finger, your not in control any more and is only a matter of time until she gets bored of you (and finds a REAL man that won’t bow down to her) and he’ll boss her around - because that’s what men do, they are the leaders, they decide what is going down.

And if a woman starts giving you mouth after she perfectly planned out her evening with what she is going to wear and with what friends she is going to meet etc and you say to her “I am not in the mood to go out, we’re staying in and watch a movie” - you then tell her who’s the boss “Look, you do what I tell you to do, and if you don’t like it then get your ass out of here, otherwise STFU and you do as I say”. Obviously if you want to show that you mean business you say it more like that, otherwise you say it in a much nicer way. Either way is she doesn’t have any of it get rid of her and find someone else, she has all sorts of shit in her head and needs to be brought back down to REALITY on good old Earth here.

Now I agree with what Connery has to say. A woman needs to be given a beating now and then to be (how shall I put this) - “reminded” - of who is the boss in the relationship. If she has better things to do and goes all “I’m off shopping!”, then you have to remind her which is left from right, and then she will jump back to the real business of cooking some food or doing some cleaning. Don’t get me wrong here, I don’t condone the act of beating a woman up because she pissed you off in an argument or whatever, but if sometimes she doesn’t understand when you have the last word in, then it is wise to follow it up by a slap maneuver, as women go all pig-headed and just don’t understand what your talking about.

Finally, it is important to understand that you should treat your woman right. Take her out for surprise meals, buy her drinks now and then (remember to go all provider-type and buying her things all the time, because this isn’t going to help), have fun, take her to the cinema, etc. If she has done something nice for you, for example if she bought a nice pair of underwear for you, then it is only polite to return the favor by doing something nice for her, such as giving her oral sex, or buying her some flowers, or whatever. Remember that in a relationship you both have to meet each other half-way. And if you want to hit her or “remind” her who wears the trousers in the relationship, then when your play fighting with her give her one or two jabs a bit harder to “wake” her up. Or something like that anyway…

An eye opening, moving documentary that seperates Muslims and Radical Islamists. This is the Abriged 12 min. version. “This is a film about the global threat of Radical Islam, A violent strain within the Islamic Religion, Most Muslims do not support terror, this is not a film about them…”

And my favorite quote of that little movie is “Houses and young men must be sacrificed. Throats must be slit and skulls must be shattered. This is the path of victory.” And a few popular ones were “Death to America”, “Bomb USA” and “Bomb UK”.

So a bunch of camel-riding, barbarians that have just arrived from the desert with sand in their hair come over in the UK, fresh off a camel’s back and start burning flags, shout “Bomb UK” and that the throats of those who get in their way must be slit. I don’t want to be rude - but GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

You go to a different country and asked to remove your turbin/veil - you do what your told. You come to my house and everyone takes their shoes off, you do the same. I don’t give a shit if your wearing pink socks or that your feet smell, everyone does it and I don’t see why you shouldn’t do the same thing. You don’t like it, fuck off. Simple as that really. It can’t get any simpler.

Pisses me off that sort of attitude. And it’s also the fault of this “democracy” we live in, where everyone should be treated the same and we should all get together and sing ku-humbaia, but if people (mainly foreigners) don’t put any effort into integrating with major nationality of the people where they live in, then that’s their fault if they are treated as outcasts.

You have to meet half way if you don’t want to be left out. You come to a country where the language spoken is different than your language, then you do your damn best to learn that language. After all, you want to live in that country and what to be able to communicate with people to get around. But as soon as you arrive to a country and the first thing you do you go and find the area where your people live in and hang around there and never interact (only rarely) with the host nation, then no wonder you are going to be looked upon as different with your badly spoken language and grammar skills.

So give me a break with this bullshit that foreigners are outcasts and that they are treated differently. Don’t forget that you have to meet the rest of the people half way. You put half the effort to interact and get along with everyone else, and everyone else will meet you half way.

Oh, yes and wait for it “But it’s against Human Rights to be forced to do shit you don’t want to”. Let’s not forget that the UK was one of the first countries to put together the Human Rights legislation in the first place, so basically the UK has shot themselves in the foot, and not only on that occasion, but also with the very lax democracy laws that even a fucking thief can sue you if (s)he gets injured on your property (or this could be put under the Human Rights legislation). So well done on that…

The UK is now under constant threat of being attacked by terrorists with as many as apparently 30 plots that have been discovered already to attack different cities in the UK. The only reason for that that I see is that everyone minds their own business too much. No one gives a shit what their neighbour is doing.

Jim: Oh hey Ahmed how’s it going?
*Ahmed is walking into his house with 10kg sac of fertilizer on his back*
Ahmed: Oh nothing much, just plating some plants. (on his 5ft patch of land!)

And that’s that, Jim won’t give a shit why did his nice neighbour had a 10kg sac of fertilizer for his 5ft patch of land. And that’s the problem here in the UK. No one gives a shit what the other person is doing or is getting up to. But if you take for example Romania, where everyone knows everything about everyone else, then you won’t even get to open the sac of fertilizer that the police will be all over your ass with a gun to your head and then having the shit beaten out of you when you were really meant to be “questioned”.

But… What can you do eh?

And let’s not forget that for centuries Romania has fought with the Ottoman Empire (the Turks) who tried continuously to invade Europe. It is a shame that Romania has been at the front, getting fucked for centuries, whereas other countries freely and withoutany worries explored and colonized other countries. It would’ve been nice for Romania to concentrate on trading and develop itself as a country rather than having to fight with countless armies (and always being outnumbered).

But hey, not even a thank you from the rest of the European for protecting their asses against an unstoppableOttoman Empire. I guess people didn’t give a shit if they were Arabs and having to pray 5 times a day? But because the way Romanians are, and we never give up, we always fight back and we won’t take second place - and even if we do get second place, we’ll figure out a way to win back - we kept Europe the way it is and now when we are up to a good economical level like the majority of Europe the big countries such as the UK are finding ways of not letting us in because we’ll bring their economy down.

I say fuck the UK and fuck the European Union. After protecting your asses from Turks your bitching about us joining in the EU? Heh… I personally would say to shove that European Union thing up their asses.

The UK are just scared that now Romania and Bulgaria have joined the EU, Romanians will come in the UK and "steal" and "bring down" the economy. But the real truth is that Romanians work harder andif they have to for less pay than any of the English citizens, so that’s why they are all bitching and coming up with all sorts of shit to stop us from comingto your country to make a decent living.

The only reason why the UK has such a high economy is because they didn’t have to fight anyone for centuries. All that happened to the UK was that the Romans came over, they civilized everyone and showed them how to live a better life, then the Vikings came over, those uncivilized barbarians, and then the actual UK that it is now, is of people half Roman half Vikings (half civilized and half barbarians). And that’s it! People had time to build an economy and trade with other countries etc. That’s why you have at one end the Queen and at the other "Jack" who’s 16 hours (out of 24) in the pub drinking away the money he receives from Social Services, that ME, the Romanian who LEGALLY works hard and pays all my taxes, pays for all his monthly benefits and house that the Government provides.

No wonder the majority of the UK are a bunch of lazy slags who have nothing better to do than just sleep around, drink, swear and live off the money that other people pay in taxes. Kudos to you UK!

/RANT OVER

Health and Safety is bullshit. I can’t change the bulb at work in the toilet because it is H&S. Ummmm what?! I have to take a piss in the dark because I am NOT allowed to change the bulb? A qualified person has to be called in (an electrician) to change the bulb, because of H&S rules and regulations no one in the store can change it.

Now do you think that I would ask to change the bulb so that if I somehow injure myself I’ll sue the company? What sort of dumbass in his/her right mind is going to do something like change a bulb, run down the stairs, try to balance on a stick or whatever, and then if they injure themselves they will sue the company that they work for. From the moment that I go to my boss “Where are the spare bulbs so that I can replace the one in the toilet as I can’t see where I am aiming at?” - then it would seem logical that if anything *happens* to me while I change the bulb, e.g. fall over, electrocute myself or whatever, then it is all at my own risk.

But hey…. WELCOME TO GREAT BRITAIN where the Government brings up new laws/rules and regulations to piss people off, be awkward and make life harder.

While I am still on about H&S, it is in today’s paper, Daily Mail, that the “police are being told not to chase criminals as their Health and Safety can be put at risk”.

- Sorry, come again?

You mean some thug just stab someone and I can’t go and chase the motherfucker because I will be putting HIS Health and Safety at risk?!! - WTF?

But hey…. That’s GREAT Britain for you….

A BNP (British National Party) leaflet came through the letterbox the other day along with other useless crap such as take-aways menus and on the leaflet at the back in the “Frequently Asked Questions” part there was this question:

Q Are you racist?
A No. The BNP opposes mass immigration into the UK from any source . For 40 years this immigration has primarily been coloured. But it is not an issue of colour since the party is equality opposed to immigration from places like Albania and Romania.

The truth is that the BNP are resisting the racist colonisation of Britain in which the native people of Britain are having their culture suppressed, their land colonised and are being discriminated against racial grounds. That’s the real racism and it makes us the only real anti racists

OK. The concept of that answer is fair. For example, I would be pissed off if people came into my country and bitched about this and that and then having to feel threatened or whatever IN MY OWN COUNTRY! But the thing is that as far as I am aware from what I have been reading in the papers and watch on the news on TV, is that Britain has shot itself in the foot with the laws that they have came up with etc. For example it was in the paper not long ago that Labour are thinking or going to make the English history lessons at school compulsory so that people from ethnic backgrounds can learn their own history about their countries etc. Now hold on a minute…. You come in my country and you want to learn about your country? But you expect to get benefits, live here, be safe and all that but you won’t have a clue about the history of this country?

Another incident which goes some time back is when a play at some theatres across the UK were showing a play of some woman getting raped and with some religious people etc. The Muslim community quickly rushed and protested about it saying that they were offended and some other bullshit like that, and the play was never showed because of the protests. No hold on a minute… Your in my country and you dare to bitch about what shit goes on down at the local theatre, after I let you live in my country, claim benefits and what have you not? But hey, due to laws and other lame rules, people can even sue a sport centre because they fell on their own shoe laces while running. That’s how fucked up the shit is around here in the UK.

And as of two days ago, over 500 England supporters got arrested because of starting fights in Germany with German supporters by singing racists songs and throwing chairs, beer bottles and pint glasses at the German supporters walking by this place the English supporters were drinking at. Now let me see…. Who are the racist ones here?! :think:

As far as I can see the BNP are not admitting the truth in saying that the laws that they (or the Labour party) have introduced and also lets not forget the Human Right laws which were introduced after the first World War by Britain to help people who suffer etc. So as far as I am concerned it is time to look in your garden first before criticising mine!

The county in the UK is bitching that their British citizens are loosing work to foreign workers. Well boo hoo to that. All I have to say to that is:

FOREIGNERS AREN’T STEALING YOUR JOBS, THEY GET THE JOBS BECAUSE THEY WORK HARDER, DON’T HAVE MANY SICK DAYS OFF AND DO MORE WORK FOR LESS PAY AND DON’T BITCH ABOUT IT! And a few other things besides that…

I mean come on, let’s see this from an employer’s point of view, they have the choice between:

• Lazy worker

• Bitching about low pay

• Calls in sick when gets a runny nose

• Not loyal and not dedicated to the job

And then the employer has the option of the opposite of the above. Now I can bet that they will go for the latter rather than the former unless they are bound by the law to employ a local/British person, similar to where I live. So by saying that foreigners come in the UK and steal your jobs and other lame shit like that think why do they get employed before you.

Though this only applies to mainly unskilled jobs, such as builders, shelf stackers and those who work in warehouses to mention a few. But there are also foreign doctors, nurses and whatever else working for the NHS because everyone else is going private because of the shit they have to put with in the NHS.