nokitel.co.uk - BITCHFEST

People around here are so fussy. This evening I cooked some steak and I let someone taste a bit of it and they didn’t like it because it was too chewy?! WTF? People around here, mainly kids and anyone who has actually lived a life without being licked in the ass and always had their food cut for them etc. (it wouldn’t surprise me if their parents haven’t chewed the food for them), would know about not being fussy, picky and not liking this and that or whatever.

When I was growing up I didn’t have the luxury to choosing what to eat and what to like. If there was chicken soup cooked we ate everything from the chicken (apart from the asshole), head, legs, neck, everything. No space for throwing things away. In thosedays TESCO didn’t exist. You couldn’t just “nip down to TESCO” and buy a ready meal. (Mind you with the amount of chemicals in these ready meals I’m surprised people aren’t addicted on them… Or aren’t they?! :dry: But that’s a rant in its own.) You had tocook a meal that would usually last a couple of days from what it was at the stalls were peasants would bring goods for sale. And just to point out, those goods weren’t packed/packaged or checked by health officials nor they had to follow any standards, so like the milk for example that would be put in 500ml - 2L bottles and then sold as it was! You got home, you boiled it and off you go. That was that. If that isn’t organic or what then I don’t know what it is.

And these days people bitch about some meatbeing too chewy. I mean people even bitch about the water tasting crap and that nice?! WHAT THE FUCK? Give me a break, lol, here in the UK where the water is purified 10x and contains 60% chlorine to kill all of the bacteria in the water, and people bitch about it tasting funny. Well what about the people in third world countries? Where they have to drink water from wells and lakes full of mud that have dead animals and whatever else floating in them, and you don’t see them bitch about it. And hereyou are, in the UK, one of the most advanced industrial economical countries in the world and the sixth largest gross domestic product in the world, people bitch about the water tasting crap from the tap. THE IRONY. I can bet money that if somethingbad happened and all of the things that people take for granted would disappear and people would have to resort to fend for themselves, to find food, build a shelter, etc. 99.9% of the UK population would DIE. Purely because of the things everyonetakes for granted. But lets hope that a day like that won’t come.

I have noticed that mothers of young children buy a lot of ready meals for their babies and young children. And also a recent survey says that around 70% of mothers give their children at least five times a week a ready made meal and/or take-aways. Great way to kill your kids and make them unhealthy. By giving babies meals from jars/cans that have their expiry date three years from when they were manufactured because of chemicals they contain to preserve the contents to me would trigger my “this shit is bad” alarm. I am no food expert, nutrition, doctor, or whatever, but from my logical view feeding a baby, kid and anyone with read made meals and take aways on a frequent basis would do some serious damage. I personally, am not surprisedby people here in the UK being diagnosed with cancer, various diseases and a lot more things.

You could say that there is no evidence that such foods cause any of the above or that they are even linked, but I am not going to take the risk. Yes I agree that mothers come home from work late and they can’t be bothered to prepare a meal from scratch but rather than having in later life a kid which is prone to getting colds often and or not being healthy because for years they have been feeding them ready meals and non-organic or no greens at all, I’ll rather pass.

It is scary at the amount of people I know that don’t like vegetables, such as tomatoes, salad, cabbage, asparagus, broccoli, cucumbers and fruits. I never ate asparagus until a year ago but when I was told that is good for you because it contains vitamin XYZ I ate it. Why? Becauseis good for me. Rather than eat that Mars bar why not an apple, even if its not organic, but the organic ones contain a higher amount of vitamins and are tastier.

This whole food issue is a very complicated matter and it would take me a lot longer to write it up to point the obvious. Bad food from early ages is bad for anyone. I went three years without catching a cold/flu or whatever and that’s because that I didn’t eat ready meals and fast foods. Or rarely, I would say I ate a take away once every 3-4 months. It is important to feed babies/kids greens and fruitsfrom a young age to make them healthy and to get them used with the healthy foods. I know people who eat chocolate in the mornings on an empty stomach. Well that’s their choice;I eat an apple/banana on an empty stomach before my lunch, which would consist of a brown bread egg salad sandwich (usually).

All in all what I have said above is due to a combination of common sense + logical thinking². And after reading all of that youre still saying “What?” - then your too much of a dumbass to even live.

Just after reading this interesting article about a straw being developed to allow people to drink water from rivers, lakes, or anywhere where the water might contain bacteria and other diseases. It sounds like a very good and useful idea, and by the looks of things, people in poorer countries will benefit a great deal from this. But an interesting part of the article caught my eye and made me think about some things:

$3.50 sounds like very little to you and me - but most people in those countries earn less than one dollar a day, with which they have to feed their families,

The thing that came to my mind is how many people I know that throw away “spare change” such as 1, 2 and even 5 pence coins. That’s right, they just throw it away because from what I gather is that it is not cool enough to carry that sort of money with you. Is uselessand it is not needed. Well, I would only agree with it being a bit annoying when you are going to a shop and you are given 10 pence in 1 penny coins. That would piss me off, but under no circumstances I would throw it away on the floor, in the bin or even at people (might hurt them). I just find very sad that people throw money away. When someone throws money away I go pick it up. Call me a scrounger/poor/bum or whatever, but at the end of the it all adds up and I have £10 from money thrown away by people, usually the same people. I am not loosing anything, in fact I am gaining. Also I suppose my good luck with finding money helps too as I find more coins that a normal person would find, I guess my eyes jump straight at money, may it be on tables, floors, room corners, they just jump straight at it, is strange, but is like a money sixth sense.

But the people that throw the money away don’t know that what goes around comes around, and if they throw that 2 pence coin now because they have notes or a lot of 1 pound coins then let it be so, but one day they will have no money, and they will be asking people to borrow money, and they will even take whatever money is given to them, even if it is a 1 pence coin. But because they are so fucking dumb in the first place they don’t realise “Oh, why the fuck did I throw away that spare change when I had it?” - well let me tell you, because YOU’RE A STUPID FUCK who is deprived of common sense and future thinking.

I even know people that when they money because they don’t have any to buy food/drinks/condoms/etc. that even if you give them a 2 pence coin they will accept it, laugh at you and look at you funny then THROW the coin back at you. I mean WHAT THE FUCK? how much more retarded can you can? This shit is unbelievable. But hey, what can you do? You can’t teach retards of what’s right and wrong. I mean, people like that don’t even learn from mistakes, fucking dumbasses. Their stupidity is so low that you get confused, and your brain goes into a “lock” trying to figure out WTF is going on.

Well I don’t care… I just pick up the change people throw away and… Well, I make money, I make profit. I must by now have over £100 from people that have thrown away or left spare change around. I haven’t as of yet counted to see how much I find of spare change. What can I say, I am in a money making business - FOR FREE!

I have noticed that a very grammatically retarded person or persons have been posting some rather amusing comments. The reason why they are amusingis because they are full of words which don’t make sense and/or they are in the dictionary. Maybe they are in the RETARDED DICTIONARY, but not in any that I know of.

Words such as “da, dis, cuz”, and many more are used in the [sarcasm] rather very insulting [/sarcasm] comments. Maybe I have missed something or maybe I wasn’t paying too much attention at school or skived the lesson which they taught you how to use these words.

Yes I know they are abbreviations of the actual words - da = the, dis = this, cuz = because, etc. - but the point is that these abbreviations should only be used in only extreme cases such as when you are writinga text message and you only have just enough money to send one text message. Only then and then only you have to resort of going through your text message and shrinking down the words so that you can fit all of it in one 145 character text message.

Also another reason why the comments are amusing, is because they don’t actually get submitted, they go to the “Moderation Department” - meaningany comments which contain certain keywords are automatically sent in for moderation. My site - my rules - don’t like it - go somewhere else.

Just on the news about this Muslim girl who went to court with her school over her not being allowed to wear her religious dress and head scarf etc. And because the school didn’t allow her to wear any of her religious clothes she took them to court. She can get the fuck out with that shit.

Don’t get me wrong here, I am not being racist or anything, but I think that if you go to a different country you should respect the rules of that country. As I come to your house and take my shoes off (the same applies in mosques), you should do the same thing in my house. If I don’t smoke, you shouldn’t smoke in house. I respect your rules you respect mine. Is a two way thing. You can’t possibly break my rules but I still have to obey yours. That shit isn’t fair.

This is I think the second case I have were some Muslim people went to court or protested about something they didn’t like that isn’t even in THEIR COUNTRY. It was a couple of months ago or maybe half a year were there was this play at a theatre about some religion thing and people were getting raped or something like that in the play, and when the play was going to be shown for the first time some Muslims quickly rushed outside and protested that they didn’t like it and that it offended them.

Ummm… WTF?! Let me tell you something, IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT DON’T WATCH IT! It is as simple as that. If I don’t like a movie that is on TV I simply switch the channel. If I don’t like the music that is on the radio, I simply turn it off. And if there is a play with people getting raped/killed/castrated or whatever, I just don’t go to see it. SIMPLE

So what, now if I go and live in a different country and if I don’t like something I’ll just simply protest or take whoever to court because shit didn’t go the way I wanted it to go. No, you shut the fuck up and respect the rules/laws. Yeah, I’ll just go to a Muslim country and walk into a mosque wearing my shoes, and I’ll just say “Oh yeah, well with my religion you don’t have to take your shoes off when you walk into a church, so I am not taking mine off.” You’d be pissed off if someone did/say that you.

I think that to some extend (without pushing it too much) some Muslim people are making it sound as if anything these is anti-Islamic. Such as head scarf’s not being allowed to be worn by Muslim girls in schools, some Muslim people quickly pointed out “Yes that’s anti-Islamic because of 9/11″. Umm…. NOPE? Is a rule that has been in schools since the dawn of time. But with all of this “Human Rights” and some other bullshit, people look for loopholes into these sorts of systems for useless little court cases, where common sense a little of intelligence would have solved the matter.

The way I see it is that if you go another country to live in you should respect that countries rules and laws. If they want you to go naked to school and you didn’t like it, then you move from that country. No one forces you to live there. But I guess because the UK is trying a “let’s be fair to everyone” thing, it causes more problems than it solves. I would have personally not changed anything because immigrants from other countries come over and they don’t like how the rules and laws are. If they don’t like it, then they should leave. I am an immigrant (not Muslim) myself, and there are a lot of rules and laws I don’t like, but because I want to live in this country I obey them and follow them. It is as simple as that.

If you thought that the above rant was racist or you got offended for whatever lame reason, then you lack the dexterity to even read between lines (look outside the box) of what I said and you should complain here: dontgiveashit@dumbass.info

This should teach the few of you how to NOT copy and paste! Seems as though this is a new trend or something… Well let me tell you that is not really that original in copying my shit… Might as well start using that site as mirror for nokitel… :giggle:

So in other words… FUCK OFF.

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This time I’ll let my images do the bitching… :spank:

Seems as though I started a trend with my bitching on here. People in my class are starting to come up with blogs and shit that contain direct attacks at other people in the class… I think this was one of the things that I was educated on by someone who didn’t even have a clue what blogging is actually all about.

So here is the first one, as far as I am aware that has some bits and pieces about some guy in my class. The funny thing is that the image on his blog about that guy is actually MADE by me. Who would of thought about originality… :whistle:

And another funny thing about it is that the comment(s) that I posted on that post, never got published. They were “misteriously” awaiting for moderation. - Yeh right, and I am Gandalf from Lord Of The Rings. The question really is how long will these blog last? I mean, one tricky thing with blog is that the author must not get bored of writing pointless shit and thinking that everyone actually reads it! Because once he or she is in that state of mind, that delete button gets bigger and bigger… And the blog will….

Oh yeh and I found this funny too… The biggest fan of nokitel sent it to me on MSN! It defenitvely made me laugh :lol::lol::lol:

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Don’t you hate people that never get a joke or have a sense of humour? Well guess what? So do I! It just pisses me off when you get some dumbass that always start talking out of his ass with his intelligent and carefully thought theories, stories and logical possibilities e.g. “well in theory that can’t really happen”, “if you think about it”, “realistically you can’t do that”. I mean who gives a shit if my assumption in a quick discussion about petrol consumption from college to town is not accurate? And there comes in the discussion Professor Einstein that starts with all of the theories and calculations saying that “No that’s not possible, you can’t drive to town by consuming that much petrol, you would need xyz litres.” - Guess what?! DON’T CARE!!! If I wanted to figure out how much petrol the car would consume per mile and the average time taken or distance that can be travelled with that amount I would do it myself. But in a five second thought and assumption about petrol no one gives a shit what you say!

People like that need to take some sort of humour pill in the morning or smoke something to just relax and to stop coming out with crap that everyone finds boring in quick discussions at breaks etc. :whistle:

Bah… I’m bored already about all of this bitching… See what they are doing to me! They are making me bored!

In a bizarre twist today at college the discussion of my website came up that it offended some people. Now, time for some quick lessons in blogging and all that with Prof. Google:

Blogging:
A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links. A blog is often a mixture of what is happening in a person’s life and what is happening on the Web, a kind of hybrid diary/guide site, although there are as many unique types of blogs as there are people. People maintained blogs long before the term was coined, but the trend gained momentum with the introduction of automated published systems, most notably Blogger at blogger.com. …

Blog:
Blog is short for weblog. A weblog is a journal (or newsletter) that is frequently updated and intended for general public consumption. Blogs generally represent the personality of the author or the Web site.

A public web site where users post informal journals of their thoughts, comments, and philosophies, updated frequently and normally reflecting the views of the blog’s creator.

And so that you won’t think that I was biased in selecting those definitions you can find the other 30+ definitions which Google found to read for yourself.

Now I don’t understand what people have in their heads these days. Since when do I have to watch out what I write on MY website? If what I write here offends people or the images that I produce then they should contact me and bitch about it to me. But as far as I am aware that is all sorted, so kind of old news were being brought up today. People need to move on.

My logic is simple in cases like these were I bitch about something or someone (without actually mentioning who I am bitching about) is that if the reader is offended of what he/she just read, then simply click the X in the top right corner of your browser and never come here again.

You don’t like it don’t read it/view it/hear it. Same scenario applies to cars, movies, porn, you name it - you don’t like it, you switch it off, you drive a different car, you don’t listen to people etc etc.

The funny thing I found in the whole discussion was that my writings are “dictating” – as in I offend people and that it isn’t moderated and all that crap. – But hold on a minute, the definition of a blog is “an online journal”, so the only difference between you writing in your book that person XYZ is a cock and me saying that some person I know is a cock WITHOUT MENTIONING NO NAMES is that my bitching is online were millions of people could access it and view it and yours is hidden under your bed.

As the definitions on Google were saying – a blog is somewhere were the author can express its opinions, thoughts and other things. So I just can’t get over the fact that I should watch out what shit I write. Thought this was a free country I was living in?

And for this rant only I am curious to hear your thoughts on this!

I decided to re-write the reason(s) why I decided to remove my bitching and picture about those fucking iPods.

The reason why the shit was removed was because I can’t be bothered with this any more. What I mean is the same old story over and over again. And the funny thing about it is that (as the guy who I’ve had a chat with after college said) I should’ve let the person who’s iPods gone missing do all the fucking about and rattling people’s cages.

And yes even though those were his iPods that went missing etc, he is still a friend and as always you should help you friends (as that guy was doing for his friends), but why this time and why today, is because I have finally realized that the person who’s iPods went missing hasn’t done FUCK ALL about it. Which kind of makes you think - “Why should I put my ass out there and get into arguments, piss people off, blame people (without evidence) when the person who is actually affected by this simply just stands back and watches, goes on a holiday and generally doesn’t give a fuck. So for those things I am stopping my shit.

At the end of the day the people who’s cages I’ve been “rattling” haven’t done pretty much anything to me. But just kind of pisses me off when you start doing shit and you have no support from the person who was actually affected in the first place.

So from tomorrow onwards shit is moving on. The people who have been part of this roller coaster ride should move on and everyone *should* be happy. Of course, apart from the person who’s iPods did go missing, but that is just pretty much himself to blame.

And to bitch more about that is the fact that how the fuck can you leave TWO iPods in a SEE-THROUGH folder lying around I don’t understand. Is like walking around, butt-naked through a gay neighborhood - you’re bound to get raped. The chances are minimal of those iPods being there all the time when you leave them around while you go for a piss or eating or whatever. There are like 1/10 chances. And also the door of the room is open, anyone can walk in and out. You just don’t leave shit like that lying around.

So the way I see it is 50% fault of the person who left those iPods in a see-through folder that they meant missing. And the other 50% to the person or people who stole them, as they had nothing better to do.

And another thing that pissed me off in this whole cluedo mystery thing is that no one from the class helped each other out. Everyone was like “Heh - fuck him, who gives a shit what happened to him.” - but those kind of people don’t think outside the box, they don’t put themselves in the other persons shoes and think for a minute - “But what if it was me, what if my shit went missing and no one tired to help out, how would I feel?”. That is one part were a lot of people fail and they are nothing special. They don’t stand out of the crowd. But that’s the way I see things, and that’s something that I would do…

Getting to the point though, this shit has ended with the iPods as far as I am aware between myself and the people that I have pissed off. As I said, there is no further need to put my neck on the line for those who don’t support me. Everyone should move on now.

CASE CLOSED
(no one gives a fuck)

I think that this evening there has been a lesson learned. Or maybe not exactly learned but looked at in a different prospective. Let me elaborate for a minute…
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