Eddie Murphy: Raw Transcript
Posted by ePlus on 25 October, 2008 at 20:56 pmThe whole transcript from the Raw stand-up classic. Some of the funniest and best quotes I have read and heard! 
There’s a song out now called
“Got to Have a J-O-B
If You Wanna Be With Me.”And the lyrics go,
“Ain’t nothing going on but the rent.”Like if you went up and said:
“Hey, baby, what’s going on?”
“The rent, motherfucker.”“You have a job?” “Well, I…”
“Then get the fuck out my face.”
