What’s up with women these days? Apparently the (majority) think that they are the God’s gift to men and everything and everyone should evolve around them? Hmm…. Let me check on that one…

I have changed my view on getting girlfriends and dates and all of that crap. The way I see it (and I have had this mentality for a couple of months now) is that I do not have to prove myself to a woman to show her that I am worthy for her to even look at me let alone go out on a “date”, but I now look at things when it comes to women if they are worthy to me. What is she going to offer me? Tits, pussy and ass I can get from the next woman in line, so what will make HER different than “Sally” that is sitting at the table in the corner?

And it is true. When I go out and meet new women (not exactly looking for a date or to pull), just chatting to them see what they are all about it is all the same to me. It doesn’t make a difference to me that her name is Sarah, Amy or Chloe, they are all under the same template, therefore they are regulars, they are the same so I don’t bother getting interested into them because it is just a waste of my time to get to know some slutty 20 year old who in 4 hours time will be sweeping the floor of a night club because she will pissed out of her face.

To me that’s nothing to be proud of or to laugh it off the next day as “Oh well, it was pretty funny when my skirt got blown up! Ha Ha Ha” - that to me it should be embarrassing and shameful and I would hide in the house for a couple of months if I was found falling over in a night club because I was drunk out of my face.

That is one of the reasons why I don’t bother to waste my time with the women around here. I walk into a bar/night club and I look around and as soon as I see them I already know what they are all about, what their story is of leaving school at 16 and working in a shitty dead-end job staking shelves or filling paper away just “to be independent” and to brag that they have a job and lots of money… (Since when £16,000 is a lot of money?)

Majority of women these days seem to have lost their self-respect and are on the same level as men on the lack of manners, self-respect and all of that scale. Truly a shame for future generations, though if you think that I have mis-understood the whole issue then feel free to comment to state your opinion.

True friends are hard to come by these days, especially those who put their friends first before anything else (apart from family of course). In my hierarchy of relations it comes family first, then friends and then girlfriends/etc. Though it would greatly depend on the situation and the people involved if having to choose between girlfriend and/or friends.

Lately seems as though people or as they call me their “friend” would contact me to get something that would benefit them. “ePlus, can you make me a DVD with some stuff please?”, “ePlus, my computer is broke what do I do?”. And the questions are endless.

Is really disappointing to see that only people need something they actually contact me. I guess it is something to do with my personality that only in the most desperate situations as a last resort people that I know and that I think that are close to me enough to hang out that they contact me whenever they need something, not for the sake of hanging out.

I received phone calls when I was on holiday because people have been having problems with their computer, and I was like expected to know what an “0×00023″ error message is off the top of my head! People seem to live in a different world around here, that’s for sure!

It would be nice, for once, to receive a phone call/text message/IM and to be asked “Hey ePlus, what are you up to? If you’re not doing anything in particular do you want to hang out in town and check out the pussy??. Other than “Hey, what does this error message mean?” I don’t think I have been asked that question since my last good REAL friend left 4 years ago.

But what can you do about it? These days everyone is materialistic and is all about me, me and me. I can’t say much because I am selfish too, but I always try to keep the people that I hang around in the loop.

Post your comments regarding this, what do you think a REAL friendship should consist of?

Subject: FW: …..Sunt mandru ca sunt roman!

• Io zic numa’ ca noi, romanii, nu f*** copii ca preotii catolici.
• Noi nu am ars evrei decat obligati.
• Nu am colonizat popoare primitive ca sa-i belim in numele Crucificatului.
• Genocidul nu ne place! Si nici razboiul, desi Mackensen si Sinan (ca sa nu mai zic de Baiazid!) cred cu tarie contrariul, dupa ce le-am tabacit posterioru’ - e drept, nu eu inca, ci bunu’ meu si bunu’ lui.
• Noi si gandacii de bucatarie vom fi ultimele supravietuitoare ale unui cataclism atomic.
• Noi avem cele mai frumoase fete din tropic.
• Carnatzul de aici face orice Leber sa para buburuze de strutz.
• Poate nu ne oprim tot timpul sa ajutam un strain care se uita dezorientat pe harta in miezu’ Clujului, da’ suntem gata sa ii oferim un pat cald si o bere rece la nevoie (parol, io fac asta fest!) Asijderea daca are Golf-ul in pana, si nu ne trebuie banii lui.
• Suntem chiar in stare sa ii intrebam “La voi in tzara cum e?”, si asta zice mult.
• Aici in tzara masculii nu creapa de politete, si tocma’ de-asta pun pariu ca avem cu 200 milioane de spermatozoizi pe cap de p*** mai mult decat are oricine de la granitza maghiara pana pe plajele Albionului.
• Nu ne altoim femeile decat daca ele cred cu tarie ca daca nu le batem nu le iubim.
• Si ne plac manelele pentru ca inca ne refacem dupa Enescu - hey, da’ macar nu ascultam Eins, zwei, Polizei!
• Pentru ca era cat p-aci sa numim noi imperator in Imperiul Roman, da’ Burebista o zis ca mai bine moare decat sa se amestece in politica interna a altora. Si-o si murit!
• Imi place despre romani pentru ca Vlad Tepes o fost roman.
• Pentru ca avem cea mai buna telemea din lume.
• Pentru ca aici numai esecurile genetice iau tzapa.
• Chiar si numai pentru ca nu suntem rusi.
• Pentru ca daca mai traia Ceausescu…
• Pentru ca avem tigani si ii toleram mai bine decat tolereaza nemtii turcii.
• Pentru ca nu pornim razboaie pentru titei.
• Pentru ca nu avem nevoie de bomba atomica.
• Pentru ca am un prieten care are un prieten care stie pe cineva.
• Pentru ca nu am facut pogromuri. Nu prea multe.
• Pentru ca avem cei mai multi certificati Brainbench din lume, si pt ca cel mai bun certificat Brainbench e un american pe care-l kiama Vasilescu. Sau Georgescu.
• Pentru ca anul trecut sau acum doi ani am castigat Olimpiadele Internationale de Limba Franceza.
• Pentru ca Borsec a fost decretata cea mai buna apa minerala din lume.
• Pentru ca petrolul romanesc e de calitate mai buna decat ala arabesc sau rusesc.
• Pentru ca suntem crestini.
• Pentru ca patrunjelul are gust de patrunjel, nu de punga.
• Pentru ca bunica-mea framanta painea cu fatza la icoana.
• Pentru ca facem semnul crucii pe paine cand taiem prima felie.
• Pentru ca spunem “Doamne-ajuta!” in loc de “Prost” (!) Pentru ca “inchinam” cand bem.
• Pentru ca un taran din Rasinari m-o lasat sa-i incalec calu’, desi eram costumat in tigan.
• Pentru ca alor nostri copii nu le e frica de straini.
• Pentru ca ma ia lumea la ocazie, de la fandositi in Rover la soferi de tir, si unii chiar fara sa-mi ia bani.
• Pentru ca spunem “Pofta buna!” si “Sa-ti fie de bine!” (na, traduceti voi asta din urma in ce limba vreti!)
• Pentru ca stiu ca daca raman in pana in Suceava nu trebuie sa-mi anunt cu doua zile inainte prietenii ca am nevoie de cazare peste noapte - la noi, vizitele inopinate sunt surprize placute.
• Pentru ca la munte se da binetze.
• Pentru ca daca vecinul meu are casa mai mare ca a mea, mi-o reconstruiesc din temelii.
• Pentru ca am ajuns inaintea nemtilor la Stalingrad.
• Pentru ca abia reusiram si noi sa avem o batalie intre suporteri si jandari, nu ca civilizatii aia de engleji!
• Pentru ca avem bunul simt sa ne furam mai mult intre noi, si mai putin pe altii.
• Pentru ca daca toti romanii vin inapoi, Spania si Italia intra in recesiune necontrolata.
• Pentru ca facem bancuri care tin de foame.
• Pentru ca fosta Germania de Est arata mai urat ca Sibiul.
• Pentru ca spaniolii isi omoara nevestele ca disperatii - noi le iubim mult inainte.
• Pentru ca la noi divortul dureaza 2 minute.
• Pentru ca daca trebuie muncim si mult, si bine. Mai ales daca e pentru noi.
• Pentru ca mama-sa lu Utzu o cumparat 30 de borduri cu un milion de lei de la drumari.
• Pentru ca am invatzat si noi ca se pot jecmani asigurarile.
• Pentru ca si in Bratislava sunt blocuri, da’ ale noastre is mult mai urate.
• Pentru ca avem Muzeul Satului. Pentru ca la noi in tzara se putea cumpara o ordonantza guvernamentala.
• Pentru ca ortografia e a naibii de grea! Pentru ca am avut o flota de 200 de nave.
• Pentru ca filmele istorice romanesti au avut scenarii extraordinare, multumim, Eugen Barbu!
• Pentru ca stim sa ne bucuram de viatza.
• Pentru ca nu am trait in viatza mea doua zile la fel.

And let me say that again NO WOMAN IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR! If you are ever put in a situation that you have to (for whatever reason) get all physical with some other guy because of your woman - walk away and don’t turn back. The bitch isn’t worth it. She obviously is need of some serious attention, and because the bitch is so dumb to even talk to you about it, letting you know that you are not giving her any attention lately, then that’s her problem.

Sometimes they do the wrong things to get this attention that they are constantly seeking. Women always go “Do you like my hair?”, “What do you think of this dress?” or the classic one “Does my bum look big in this?” . All of these are for attention seeking purposes. And if you go “Yeah yeah sure ahammmm.” then she will find someone else who will (if the woman is too stupid to tell you what her problems are). And then if you go in and interrupt their little party and just simply walk away without making a fuss and threatening that you are going to kick the other guys ass, then she’ll might ask you “So why didn’t you fight for me?”. And if she says something like, or if she is hinting about something like that, just get rid of her. No pussy is worth fighting for! All pussy looks the same and there is a sea full of it out there. Like the old saying goes “There is plenty of fish in the sea” - well there is!

Furthermore it pisses me off when guys are like “Oh you deserve someone better than me!” or “Am I good enough for her?”. Get those thoughts and that mentality of out your head right this minute. You shouldn’t think if YOU are good enough for a woman, but to actually think if that woman your dating or you got her number and are wanting to take to the next level is good enough FOR you! This is a common mistake a lot of guys make and no wonder they end with some fucked up woman. You have to make the woman prove to you that she is worth being your girlfriend.

And let’s not forget all of this money-steam that women have in their heads that you, being the guy are meant to take them out and pay for their food/drinks every weekend. Ummm…. NO? If your woman says to you something like Oh yeah your taking me out for a meal this weekend! in a ordering, commanding tone of voice - you will have to perform Maneuver Slap-On-The-Face. You have to wake her up from her dream world. NO woman orders a man around. She obviously must be confused with the hierarchies of a relationship.

I find it most funny when a guy is BEING told by his girlfriend what he can and cannot do, where they are going out that night, in which order they are going to go out, to which bars/clubs first… etc. Amuses me every time I hear stories like these from guys who say things like “I have to check with my girlfriend and see if she wants to go there”. YOU’RE the man in the relationship, YOU decide what’s going down that night, or who is doing what. Women don’t like to be in control, they don’t want to be in control (unless she is one of those women who likes to be competitive all the time and forgot what the feeling of a cock in her is like). As soon as your girlfriend decides what is happening and bosses you around (even though you might not realize it), she has you wrapped on her little finger, your not in control any more and is only a matter of time until she gets bored of you (and finds a REAL man that won’t bow down to her) and he’ll boss her around - because that’s what men do, they are the leaders, they decide what is going down.

And if a woman starts giving you mouth after she perfectly planned out her evening with what she is going to wear and with what friends she is going to meet etc and you say to her “I am not in the mood to go out, we’re staying in and watch a movie” - you then tell her who’s the boss “Look, you do what I tell you to do, and if you don’t like it then get your ass out of here, otherwise STFU and you do as I say”. Obviously if you want to show that you mean business you say it more like that, otherwise you say it in a much nicer way. Either way is she doesn’t have any of it get rid of her and find someone else, she has all sorts of shit in her head and needs to be brought back down to REALITY on good old Earth here.

Now I agree with what Connery has to say. A woman needs to be given a beating now and then to be (how shall I put this) - “reminded” - of who is the boss in the relationship. If she has better things to do and goes all “I’m off shopping!”, then you have to remind her which is left from right, and then she will jump back to the real business of cooking some food or doing some cleaning. Don’t get me wrong here, I don’t condone the act of beating a woman up because she pissed you off in an argument or whatever, but if sometimes she doesn’t understand when you have the last word in, then it is wise to follow it up by a slap maneuver, as women go all pig-headed and just don’t understand what your talking about.

Finally, it is important to understand that you should treat your woman right. Take her out for surprise meals, buy her drinks now and then (remember to go all provider-type and buying her things all the time, because this isn’t going to help), have fun, take her to the cinema, etc. If she has done something nice for you, for example if she bought a nice pair of underwear for you, then it is only polite to return the favor by doing something nice for her, such as giving her oral sex, or buying her some flowers, or whatever. Remember that in a relationship you both have to meet each other half-way. And if you want to hit her or “remind” her who wears the trousers in the relationship, then when your play fighting with her give her one or two jabs a bit harder to “wake” her up. Or something like that anyway…

I had received this in an email and I thought why not to post this on my blog instead of writing a rant about some of the stuff below:

An eye opening, moving documentary that seperates Muslims and Radical Islamists. This is the Abriged 12 min. version. “This is a film about the global threat of Radical Islam, A violent strain within the Islamic Religion, Most Muslims do not support terror, this is not a film about them…”

And my favorite quote of that little movie is “Houses and young men must be sacrificed. Throats must be slit and skulls must be shattered. This is the path of victory.” And a few popular ones were “Death to America”, “Bomb USA” and “Bomb UK”.

So a bunch of camel-riding, barbarians that have just arrived from the desert with sand in their hair come over in the UK, fresh off a camel’s back and start burning flags, shout “Bomb UK” and that the throats of those who get in their way must be slit. I don’t want to be rude - but GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

You go to a different country and asked to remove your turbin/veil - you do what your told. You come to my house and everyone takes their shoes off, you do the same. I don’t give a shit if your wearing pink socks or that your feet smell, everyone does it and I don’t see why you shouldn’t do the same thing. You don’t like it, fuck off. Simple as that really. It can’t get any simpler.

Pisses me off that sort of attitude. And it’s also the fault of this “democracy” we live in, where everyone should be treated the same and we should all get together and sing ku-humbaia, but if people (mainly foreigners) don’t put any effort into integrating with major nationality of the people where they live in, then that’s their fault if they are treated as outcasts.

You have to meet half way if you don’t want to be left out. You come to a country where the language spoken is different than your language, then you do your damn best to learn that language. After all, you want to live in that country and what to be able to communicate with people to get around. But as soon as you arrive to a country and the first thing you do you go and find the area where your people live in and hang around there and never interact (only rarely) with the host nation, then no wonder you are going to be looked upon as different with your badly spoken language and grammar skills.

So give me a break with this bullshit that foreigners are outcasts and that they are treated differently. Don’t forget that you have to meet the rest of the people half way. You put half the effort to interact and get along with everyone else, and everyone else will meet you half way.

Oh, yes and wait for it “But it’s against Human Rights to be forced to do shit you don’t want to”. Let’s not forget that the UK was one of the first countries to put together the Human Rights legislation in the first place, so basically the UK has shot themselves in the foot, and not only on that occasion, but also with the very lax democracy laws that even a fucking thief can sue you if (s)he gets injured on your property (or this could be put under the Human Rights legislation). So well done on that…

The UK is now under constant threat of being attacked by terrorists with as many as apparently 30 plots that have been discovered already to attack different cities in the UK. The only reason for that that I see is that everyone minds their own business too much. No one gives a shit what their neighbour is doing.

Jim: Oh hey Ahmed how’s it going?
*Ahmed is walking into his house with 10kg sac of fertilizer on his back*
Ahmed: Oh nothing much, just plating some plants. (on his 5ft patch of land!)

And that’s that, Jim won’t give a shit why did his nice neighbour had a 10kg sac of fertilizer for his 5ft patch of land. And that’s the problem here in the UK. No one gives a shit what the other person is doing or is getting up to. But if you take for example Romania, where everyone knows everything about everyone else, then you won’t even get to open the sac of fertilizer that the police will be all over your ass with a gun to your head and then having the shit beaten out of you when you were really meant to be “questioned”.

But… What can you do eh?

Just by coincidence I came across the original soundtrack (OST) of the Borat movie only to find….

…What it looked like two Romanian songs! One is Stefan de la Barbulesti - Eu vin acasa cu drag and the other O.M.F.O. - Magic Mamaliga.

Though it is important to note that the first song Stefan de la Barbulesti - Eu vin acasa cu drag which is the actual theme song of the movie, is sang by a gypsy, so though not really Romanian, but still, close to.

(In Romania gypsy music is very popular, probably tops pop-music, but it is very popular)

The clip below are the first four minutes of the Borat movie:

Though as much as “Borat” or also known as Sacha Baron Cohe, who is best know for being the “Ali G” character is trying to make people belive that he is recording in actual Kazakhstan, though the truth is far from that (or at least from what I could see in those first four minutes). The true location of the recording lies somewhat 2127 miles west from Kazakhstan to somewhere in Romania.

Since when do the people that live in a remote village in Kazakhstan speak Romanian? And to me that village looks like a gypsy village… Yet again the gypsies strike again in giving Romanians a bad reputation, image and God knows what else. Disappointing to say the least.

But hey, I am still proud of where I come from, who I am and all that. So, who gives a shit what you think?

I have bitched about night clubs and going out in the past, but this weekend was the second weekend in a row when illiterate, peasant-like retards decided to come out from their wooden houses to have a drink or two.

What I mean is that in the UK, especially here were I live to all of the night clubs I go to there are people who do not have a "night out etiquette". People go around pushing through, spilling drinks on other people, on the dance floor, it is like being on a fucking farm between a bunch of pigs pushing each other and rolling in mud. I mean, if you can’t control your drink and you start walking in a zig-zag then don’t even bother to go out. Just stay at home, lock yourself in, handcuff yourself to the radiator, but whatever you do just don’t go out! I’ve had people pushing me, barging through, drinks spilled on, used as a bandage, I mean anything you can imagine. Not so long ago I came out of a night club and my white shirt was covered in blood. Obviously because the night club was so packed and overcrowded I couldn’t feel when blood got onto me, but I had it down my back, on my sleeve - I came out of the night club and it looked like I was in some sort of samurai film that just had a bloodbath with sword fights etc. Unbelievable….

Because of people that aren’t educated correctly in going out and how to behave in a society where civilized people get together , it wouldn’t make a difference if  the night club was a barn stinking of manure and people were dancing on hay. That’s how a night out around here is.

I’ve been out in night clubs in different cities and different countries and by far this is the worst experience in my books. I guess because the place is so small, farmer Joe comes out to town to socialize about who owns the most land or whatever bullshit like that…

Lame, sad, lame, and sad again because when the sort of people who are not educated to survive in a social environment, when (and a big IF) they move to bigger city, they will be outclassed by a mile stone by educated, more adequate people.

And let’s not forget that for centuries Romania has fought with the Ottoman Empire (the Turks) who tried continuously to invade Europe. It is a shame that Romania has been at the front, getting fucked for centuries, whereas other countries freely and withoutany worries explored and colonized other countries. It would’ve been nice for Romania to concentrate on trading and develop itself as a country rather than having to fight with countless armies (and always being outnumbered).

But hey, not even a thank you from the rest of the European for protecting their asses against an unstoppableOttoman Empire. I guess people didn’t give a shit if they were Arabs and having to pray 5 times a day? But because the way Romanians are, and we never give up, we always fight back and we won’t take second place - and even if we do get second place, we’ll figure out a way to win back - we kept Europe the way it is and now when we are up to a good economical level like the majority of Europe the big countries such as the UK are finding ways of not letting us in because we’ll bring their economy down.

I say fuck the UK and fuck the European Union. After protecting your asses from Turks your bitching about us joining in the EU? Heh… I personally would say to shove that European Union thing up their asses.

The UK are just scared that now Romania and Bulgaria have joined the EU, Romanians will come in the UK and "steal" and "bring down" the economy. But the real truth is that Romanians work harder andif they have to for less pay than any of the English citizens, so that’s why they are all bitching and coming up with all sorts of shit to stop us from comingto your country to make a decent living.

The only reason why the UK has such a high economy is because they didn’t have to fight anyone for centuries. All that happened to the UK was that the Romans came over, they civilized everyone and showed them how to live a better life, then the Vikings came over, those uncivilized barbarians, and then the actual UK that it is now, is of people half Roman half Vikings (half civilized and half barbarians). And that’s it! People had time to build an economy and trade with other countries etc. That’s why you have at one end the Queen and at the other "Jack" who’s 16 hours (out of 24) in the pub drinking away the money he receives from Social Services, that ME, the Romanian who LEGALLY works hard and pays all my taxes, pays for all his monthly benefits and house that the Government provides.

No wonder the majority of the UK are a bunch of lazy slags who have nothing better to do than just sleep around, drink, swear and live off the money that other people pay in taxes. Kudos to you UK!

/RANT OVER