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I am kind of confused about this… It just doesn’t add up. Let me tell you why…

First of all who in the right mind wants to go around sleeping with a fat girl? WTF are they playing at? Are they (the blokes) blind? Now, my theory for this is as follows;

• Fat girl + ugly guy = sex
• Fat girl + fat guy = sex
• Fat girl + desperate (fit) guy = sex

So, as we can see there are a few combinations there, and probably there are many more which I cannot think of at the moment. But is shocking and disturbing seeing fat girls with kids and shit. I am puzzled. Leftwordless, cannot talk, traumatized! And what’s more disturbing is that I was in town the other day walking around and saw this couple and the girl was wearing like one of those half-tops shit, whatever you call them that shows your stomach, but in her case it was showing her six pack of tires. It was worse than a baguette shop, showing off her baguettes. The sick bitch, I nearly felt sick no I was actually sick, but nearly vomited! I mean it was sick, seriously. If I was fat Id be embarrassed. I wouldn’t under no circumstances go around and show to everyone my fat. Check this out, Im fat! That would be a definitive NO.

I have someone in my class who does shit like that. Walks around and like flashes his stomach and nipples around. By the way that person is NOT a female. Lol. If it would have been I wouldn’t be ranting about it, would I? What HE does is just walks around, pulling his shirt/jumper up and down flashing his hairy big porc belly around and making it all sexual. I am not gay, but is a bit hard when someone calls your name and you look and there you see a big ass hairy beer belly, that looks like wild boar. I mean, is just disturbing. I am not going to comment on it any more or about that person, I don’t want to give the wrong impression here now do I? (As if Id give a fuck what people think in the first place? lol )

Just thought Id rant about fat girls. Fed up of seeing those bat bitches wobbling from side to side taking half of the pavement and having to stop every five feet to get their breath back. Is just taking the piss…